would you eat a sausage made from your own blood

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This is impressive that it's almost even. I would've said yes.

Yerac, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:12 (one year ago) link

sure why not

marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:23 (one year ago) link

i too would eat a sausage made from marcos’ blood

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:24 (one year ago) link

i just did

mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:26 (one year ago) link

It looks like you would have to cook at a very high temperature to eradicate any blood diseases.

Yerac, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:26 (one year ago) link

But if it is your own blood, surely it is safe to re-infect yourself with your very own native blood diseases, as opposed to nasty foreign ones.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:28 (one year ago) link

I don't think you need to worry about transmitting diseases to yourself? iana haematologist tho

xp

scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:29 (one year ago) link

Oh, I think I was thinking of Marcos'/a stranger's blood.

Yerac, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:31 (one year ago) link

dont worry my blood is clean

marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:32 (one year ago) link

also delicious

mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 17:38 (one year ago) link

hell yeah

i am an adventurous eater tho

i've probably ingested a bit of other people's blood tbrr

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:42 (one year ago) link

the theory that eating something that's already come out of yourself can't harm you seems fairly easy to disprove

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:43 (one year ago) link

ya i mean there are acids in yr stomach that can cause severe damage if escaped from its environment

still

gotta live a little hey

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:44 (one year ago) link

oh yeah i'm not saying don't try it

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:44 (one year ago) link

you have to eat your own blood, but soup or sausage?

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:36 (one year ago) link

I ate a scab (mine own) as a dare when I was in the 7th grade. Come at me...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:37 (one year ago) link

don't fucking try it NV

scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:38 (one year ago) link

the only interaction my wife ever had w/ her great-grandfather was when he told her "promise me that when you bleed you will suck the blood out of your wound"

marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 20:43 (one year ago) link

she was descended from Nosferatu??

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:00 (one year ago) link

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Got my buddy to help me churn out lbi-blood sausages.

Would try, def.

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:56 (one year ago) link

I eat my own blood forever.

Screames Fartpoop, Friday, 2 March 2018 22:23 (one year ago) link

is this going to be like women eating their own placenta thing?

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:32 (one year ago) link

I've now devised a really good performance art piece based on this idea that touches on scottish national identity and biopolitics. just need to fart out an artist's statement. here's the idea:

Name of piece: Man is the pie that bakes and eats himself

I take the stage, on which there is a doctor's office bed (which i lay on) and small worktop with a hot-plate, a chopping board, some cutlery, a plate etc., and the ingredients to black pudding that are not blood and fat - oatmeal, onion etc.

Medical professionals come in with their various apparatuses and proceed to give me liposuction and to collect some of my blood.

I then use some of the fat and blood to make black pudding

then i eat it.

the end

khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:38 (one year ago) link

on next week's chewin the fat

F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:48 (one year ago) link

I’m impressed this thread got by without an autofellation joke

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:47 (one year ago) link

guy that fucks cars was banned

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:00 (one year ago) link


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