would you eat a sausage made from your own blood

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I ate a scab (mine own) as a dare when I was in the 7th grade. Come at me...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:37 (one year ago) link

don't fucking try it NV

scotti pruitti (wins), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:38 (one year ago) link

the only interaction my wife ever had w/ her great-grandfather was when he told her "promise me that when you bleed you will suck the blood out of your wound"

marcos, Friday, 2 March 2018 20:43 (one year ago) link

she was descended from Nosferatu??

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:00 (one year ago) link

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Got my buddy to help me churn out lbi-blood sausages.

Would try, def.

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:56 (one year ago) link

I eat my own blood forever.

Screames Fartpoop, Friday, 2 March 2018 22:23 (one year ago) link

is this going to be like women eating their own placenta thing?

F# A# (āˆž), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:32 (one year ago) link

I've now devised a really good performance art piece based on this idea that touches on scottish national identity and biopolitics. just need to fart out an artist's statement. here's the idea:

Name of piece: Man is the pie that bakes and eats himself

I take the stage, on which there is a doctor's office bed (which i lay on) and small worktop with a hot-plate, a chopping board, some cutlery, a plate etc., and the ingredients to black pudding that are not blood and fat - oatmeal, onion etc.

Medical professionals come in with their various apparatuses and proceed to give me liposuction and to collect some of my blood.

I then use some of the fat and blood to make black pudding

then i eat it.

the end

khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:38 (one year ago) link

on next week's chewin the fat

F# A# (āˆž), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:48 (one year ago) link

Iā€™m impressed this thread got by without an autofellation joke

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:47 (one year ago) link

guy that fucks cars was banned

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:00 (one year ago) link


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