she was descended from Nosferatu??
― Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:00 (one year ago) link
― mark s, Friday, 2 March 2018 21:03 (one year ago) link
Got my buddy to help me churn out lbi-blood sausages.
Would try, def.
― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 March 2018 21:56 (one year ago) link
I eat my own blood forever.
― Screames Fartpoop, Friday, 2 March 2018 22:23 (one year ago) link
is this going to be like women eating their own placenta thing?
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:32 (one year ago) link
I've now devised a really good performance art piece based on this idea that touches on scottish national identity and biopolitics. just need to fart out an artist's statement. here's the idea:
Name of piece: Man is the pie that bakes and eats himself
I take the stage, on which there is a doctor's office bed (which i lay on) and small worktop with a hot-plate, a chopping board, some cutlery, a plate etc., and the ingredients to black pudding that are not blood and fat - oatmeal, onion etc.
Medical professionals come in with their various apparatuses and proceed to give me liposuction and to collect some of my blood.
I then use some of the fat and blood to make black pudding
then i eat it.
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:38 (one year ago) link
on next week's chewin the fat
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 2 March 2018 22:48 (one year ago) link
I’m impressed this thread got by without an autofellation joke
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 00:47 (one year ago) link
guy that fucks cars was banned
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:00 (one year ago) link