would you eat a sausage made from your own blood

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Got my buddy to help me churn out lbi-blood sausages.

Would try, def.

I eat my own blood forever.

is this going to be like women eating their own placenta thing?

I've now devised a really good performance art piece based on this idea that touches on scottish national identity and biopolitics. just need to fart out an artist's statement. here's the idea:

Name of piece: Man is the pie that bakes and eats himself

I take the stage, on which there is a doctor's office bed (which i lay on) and small worktop with a hot-plate, a chopping board, some cutlery, a plate etc., and the ingredients to black pudding that are not blood and fat - oatmeal, onion etc.

Medical professionals come in with their various apparatuses and proceed to give me liposuction and to collect some of my blood.

I then use some of the fat and blood to make black pudding

then i eat it.

the end

on next week's chewin the fat

I’m impressed this thread got by without an autofellation joke

guy that fucks cars was banned