'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

based on the exact science of observing car stickers of course!

Burnley go 2-1 up

Shambolic defending w/ six Everton players in the six yards box

Williams sent off for hitting Barnes. No protests either.

Will never forget my man gbx for letting me know about Reddit streams what a hero

Poch out

:D

Someone told me Leeds is the biggest city in Europe that hosts only one football club.

Oops many XP’s while underground. Soz.

Son chooses to pass to aurier after beating six men

Son out

We look good. Better intent in final third.

Hi quality co-commentary-

"He looks like he could be out a while"

Reference to fourth official injury

Where's Mooy?

Crowdsourcing a new fourth official over the tannoy is novel.

Son has started this like a sublimely skilled express train.

Disgusting dive from Pritchard there #spursdna

Yeah son has had a few indifferent games but he and alli both look superb so far

Spurs looking good indeed. Love Son and Dembele.

Shame you've got that twat Alli.

Shame he's not playing like he was a year ago is all

That's it. He can be a cunt but if he plays well it's ok. Now he's just a cunt.

commentator's eye

Sonned

Great ball from the cunt alli

he's pish today tbf

gave away the ball when Son was gearing up for his second just now

Ha love to see a manager naysay an injured player in favour of subbing off a raging teammate after a half hour

XP disagree Alli looks bright imo

Eriksen tho eriksen

xp yeah that was good stuff from Wagner

When you're playing that well the opposition keep getting injured just tracking u

Yeah Alli has been great today.

Kongolol

Quite obv a penalty again

only just just got back, thought we'd be 4-0 down by now, so some lessons must have been learned since the last game.

Def offside too tbf

Yer looking ok calz but we are also playing well for the first time since juve

So it's been a lot of backs to the wall stuff in your box

Good goal

My word

Very unlike us

Aurier consistently worries and I don't mean sheep

tidy goal, just as I got my acestream running!

Swansea currently 13th in the table. The relegation battle this year is nuts.

our next home game against Swansea is going to be a biggie for us.

Hadj is becoming indispensable on the right for us. Tommy Smith is never getting that starting place back.

he gets in some lovely crosses.

Was there a bad injury in the west ham game

yeah Winston Reid went off on a stretcher

On current form Swansea look like a decent bet for a top half finish, which considering they were adrift at the bottom of the league not long ago would be an astonishing achievement.

Shit, bad time for us to play them next.

otm, carvalhal seems to have completely turned things around. good for them imo xp

terriers did try for a spell in the second half, but it's not a whole lot on display tbh.

calzino, is mooy injured?

he is just coming back from injury, so might be ready for Swansea. But Williams has been doing well, so he could be on the bench. He was a shadow of his former self before he got injured.