why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner

i saw that one today and nearly shared it here too

maybe a comment about him shooting the dog because it's black

read that as 'white people are so quick' first off and i was like well, harsh but fair i guess

are we calling any well-posed picture "beautiful" now

how our standards have fallen

it's "beautiful" because the original creator thinks fascists and their attack dogs are beautiful

buncha idiots falling for almost one-year old fan art today suggesting Dexter is coming back for Season 9.

god I need to try elaborate FB swindles if it's this easy

why is sharing a post treated like an action only the brave and pure of heart dare to attempt?

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28783210_1724863134203715_3377374750650920578_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=8d6c499d4752c36e3b11ac70923ad7ce&oe=5B4DDD36

I keep thinking "we have reached peak stupid" then something new comes along

^^^ trenchant social commentary

i bet the rich guy gets cold outdoors tho

rich guy never has to go outdoors because he is rich

i'm the chad on the left
(am I using "chad" right?)

Poor people and their $6,000 iphones!

Rich guy spent all his money having his hand poorly reattached.

"Who is truly rich? He that has a mouth"

is it possible to buy 400$ cargo pants?

buy $200 cargo pants and keep $200 in the pockets

morelike wells fargo pants

With that one it's almost cute? Like whoever put it together thinks they know exactly what's going on with this rich/poor thing

More like they know the price of nothing and the value of nothing

Needs to go another level and add a Brazzers logo in the corner

― louise ck (milo z), Sunday, March 4, 2018 3:08 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

http://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28951298_1574888499276052_2249181060532782957_n.jpg?oh=35ffc6ad805f8005fd9f56804365b047&oe=5B48B5BA

You know when you see something like this that the person who posted it values the exact opposite of all the things that you think are good and important.

Yay Corbyn brought coffee!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJDCFmtXoAEtDga.jpg

L-R: Professor Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker

LONDON, March 10 2018: (l-r) nigel farage and jacob rees-mogg share a joke over mugs of steaming hot piss

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/29104359_10160063864585564_964021764822663168_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d8a9f1860f593abb603053b95ed76b21&oe=5B46C21E

Somewhat undermined by the garden and house in this case being very obviously cgi

the bottom of a garden

suddenly the single-tiered gardens of my past seem so plain

pretty rich coming from a guy who thinks mice are in charge

https://i.imgur.com/7vahqvj.png

agree w/the sentiment but let's be real that is not a picture of 2008 Hannity

(agree w/the sentiment of the meme not w/hannity obv)

is that my man hannity??

conservatism is a hell of a drug

i've decided to only take advice on how to deal with depression from sylvia plath

https://i.imgur.com/1m24Dep.jpg

That's a "do as I say, not as I do" situation there.

wait why do you need to leave yr room if it's not a prison IDGI

I ask this as someone who for a few weeks several years ago slept alone in her old bedroom

I've said this before but my niece has an inspirational Rachel Platten quote on her wall that says "nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." My wife took one look at it and said "Fuck yeah, that sounds nice!"

otm

Why would anyone want things to happen

in prison they never order you to do anything

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28661103_859949137545180_14779416257232896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ec92e69cf0d529c4212efbe5bbb40608&oe=5B477377

kinda weird of mrs thompson to type her response in a handwriting font on lined paper

kind of weird for mrs thompson to type her response in a custom handwritten font, too

https://i.imgur.com/LozCkBI.jpg

mrs thompson is up to something. if she's covering her tracks here...what else is she lying about?

oh duh, dr casino already mentioned that exact thing. my observational skills are absolutely in the toilet these days. still, fuck mrs thompson tho

lol i was gonna say

also fuck this basic ass humor, omgggggg the teacher will think the mom is a stripperrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol

also like even if you MUST do that joke the obvious way is to have a series of ""kid's drawings"" of parents' jobs and each one looks like it might be something untoward and then you scroll to the caption and find out the innocuous thing it is. having to read fake mrs thompson's whole stupid fake letter adds nothing, barf.

i actually saw that get shared on my real FB timeline, but i am a teacher and have a lot of teacher friends