Oscars 2018

I have no complaints, but then I'm watching Karl D and Ronnie W solo on CYHMK on PBS

I feel like the explanatory speeches describing the different jobs you can win an Oscar for should be recycled. Treat them like famous monologues, compare and contrast who did it best. Maybe then the actors presenting might be less likely to phone it in, because competition.

"this is so much better than the Oscars" uh..

Why is Maya Rudolph wearing a Snuggie?

This show needs some pep i'm much tireder at this point than in previous years.

Wish I could be watching w/you guys like usual but new 4pm-1am wed-sun job sked doesn't allow it :(

xxp we just had that conversation here too, but we settled on muumuu pantsuit

this chick is great. who is she?

Shenton's professional career began at the Edinburgh fringe festival

when is best picture

after common finishes yelling at me

is this a song?

Blade Runner 2049 absolutely deserved best visual effects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLxxbfsj8IM

This show needs some pep i'm much tireder at this point than in previous years.

Don't worry, Eddie Vedder's coming.

I've been watching the Oscars since I was a little kid, pretty much every year. But this is one of the most boring ones I've seen.

Eddie Vedder was good in Twin Peaks

this year had so much potential for hilarity. jesus this is just nothing.

theyre nervous

I, uh, no.

To help stodgy movie goers my age understand why Get Out will outlast the rest: it is to race what Doctor Strangelove was to the Cold War, a hilarious and bold satire. The other movies, no matter how good, are relatively banal in their aims and achievements.

— Rafael Yglesias (@rafaelyglesias) March 4, 2018

hey we're going through massive and long overdue upheaval as an industry because we're chockablock with slimeballs, scum and their enablers, and there was another mass shooting at a school not even two weeks ago, let's make with the jokes!!

hey, Jordan Peele!

it's not even not-that Tombo.

Jordan Peele!!!!

I honestly thought Get Out might be snubbed, very happy

Dear Basketball was terrible of course it won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZmfosAku9w

This all must be so weird to Peele.

I guess that helps its Best Picture chances?

maybe!

Happy that James Ivory and Jordan Peele won their expected Oscars

me too.

I've woken up to say phew at 3 Billboards not winning best screenplay

oh good the war movie montage

*makes jerking-off motion with hand*

god i love this country

Yeah glad that 3 billboards isn't cleaning up.

Roger Deakins!

Good. I'm going back to bed now

Deakens was nominated for best cinematography 14 times before he finally won.

Deakens Deakins

My kids listen to this Greatest showman millennial whoop shit all the time. It's like an Christian pop.

My friend said GO is the first horror film to ever win Best Original Screenplay - is that right?!

Oh look the millennial whoop

This is bad

hey we're going through massive and long overdue upheaval as an industry because we're chockablock with slimeballs, scum and their enablers, and there was another mass shooting at a school not even two weeks ago, let's make with the jokes!!

― El Tomboto, Sunday, March 4, 2018 10:36 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people use humor to cope

Blade Runner 2049 was amazing. Happy for Roger Deakins obviously. fuck Blade Runner. fuck the book too, i love PKD but that one sucks

My friend said GO is the first horror film to ever win Best Original Screenplay - is that right?!

― Simon H.,

first black person to win Best Original Screenplay too

Wow

THE eddie vedder??

that I was sure of xxp