Oscars 2018

what's left?

actor
actress
director
picture

?

Xp to Alfred

don't get the Vedder hate

Do the Oscars usually run 4 hours?

Oh I’m not hating at all

not since 2002. but this seems like it'll go to 11:45

Me neither. Rhythm sections! (Not tonight obv). In a different airplay market he would've had top 40 play like Taylor, Browne, etc.

guilty lol

Bravo Oscar! Ballsy death reel #Oscars90 #Oscars2018 pic.twitter.com/EIO5vrgljt

— Nick Wrigley (@shittydeath) March 5, 2018

don't get the Vedder hate

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:11 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He became a gajillionaire rockstar despite singing like a teenage horse how could you not hate him

you foal

Nag

I like vedder a lot tbh, also him doing the in memoriam is extra poignant since most of his vocalist peers are dead now

For glue one presumes

del Toro!!

pretty decent speech imo

One of a few very deserving options tbf

I’m up $20

Roger Deakins winning made me happier than anything else tonight.

good for Gary, even if the movie looks shit

welp no surprises on the acting front huh

I'm going to pretend he won that for The Professional

Oldmans chill reinvention in his later years is remarkable.

Ugh. The five seconds that they just showed of Oldman in that that film was painful.

also that makes at least one rapist and domestic abuser winner so far (that I know of)

amen pic.twitter.com/BD3rAduxly

— sufjan stevens no EGOT (@surfbordt) March 5, 2018

As the clips play, I wonder how Day-Lewis, Chalamet, and Kaluuya could lose to Gary Oldman. And they do. I wrote this when Darkest Hour was released, but I'll repeat: Oldman already got kudos for a pitch perfect incarnation of colonialism and empire in 2011....

between the not understanding that this is a 4 hour show now and not knowing the guy playing winston churchill under 7 pounds of makeup is a lock for best actor I am starting to wonder if you all have watched one of these productions previously

Holy shit is J Law wearing platforms or is she really a foot and a half taller than Jodie

Ok that’s a dumb question. I’m really high right now

Ya that was a good movie

Holy shit is J Law wearing platforms or is she really a foot and a half taller than Jodie

You could video a potato in a suit as Churchill and get a nom tombot otm

between the not understanding that this is a 4 hour show now and not knowing the guy playing winston churchill under 7 pounds of makeup is a lock for best actor I am starting to wonder if you all have watched one of these productions previously

Obama was president

Wow it’s probably really gonna be a whole four hours tonight isn’t it

Tom is clearly not getting the thrill of the moment

McDormand is rad. Her film is bad.

Is Martin M there with the Fleabag writer/actor?

3 Billboards was some bullshit but I can’t hate on Frances McDormand’s performance

In other words Alfred OTM

inclusion rider!

Also that is the first and last time that I will ever use the dreadful construction “hate on” in a public forum

ARE WE READY FOR FAY 'N' WARREN

urgh jeez that scene where she talks to a deer! christ that was so bad.

Fey/Warren 2020

What's an inclusion rider?

Yeah the two oscary scenes (deer/slippers) were shite but she was brilliant besides tbf

urgh jeez that scene where she talks to a deer! christ that was so bad.

― piscesx,

and her slippers!

I might be wrong about this but I think if if Gary Oldman wins, i think he'll be the first Best Actor winner to portray someone who tried to starve to death a character portrayed by another Best Actor winner (Ben Kingsley)

— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) February 26, 2018

What's an inclusion rider?

― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:39 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care so long as nic cage plays it

Never in my drunkest fantasies have I ever thought Warren Betty was hot. Even when he was a young man I couldn't imagine him working up energy to make love to anything except his ego.