Oscars 2018

between the not understanding that this is a 4 hour show now and not knowing the guy playing winston churchill under 7 pounds of makeup is a lock for best actor I am starting to wonder if you all have watched one of these productions previously

Obama was president

Wow it’s probably really gonna be a whole four hours tonight isn’t it

Tom is clearly not getting the thrill of the moment

McDormand is rad. Her film is bad.

Is Martin M there with the Fleabag writer/actor?

3 Billboards was some bullshit but I can’t hate on Frances McDormand’s performance

In other words Alfred OTM

inclusion rider!

Also that is the first and last time that I will ever use the dreadful construction “hate on” in a public forum

ARE WE READY FOR FAY 'N' WARREN

urgh jeez that scene where she talks to a deer! christ that was so bad.

Fey/Warren 2020

What's an inclusion rider?

Yeah the two oscary scenes (deer/slippers) were shite but she was brilliant besides tbf

urgh jeez that scene where she talks to a deer! christ that was so bad.

― piscesx,

and her slippers!

I might be wrong about this but I think if if Gary Oldman wins, i think he'll be the first Best Actor winner to portray someone who tried to starve to death a character portrayed by another Best Actor winner (Ben Kingsley)

— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) February 26, 2018

What's an inclusion rider?

― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:39 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care so long as nic cage plays it

Never in my drunkest fantasies have I ever thought Warren Betty was hot. Even when he was a young man I couldn't imagine him working up energy to make love to anything except his ego.

I assume inclusion rider = contract clause stating that performers will only work on projects where the cast and crew etc. are a minimum % female, minority, etc

"Inclusion Rider" = best song on Washing Mashine imo

didn't see that coming.

?

ah, the fish-fucking movie

Haven’t seen it but I called it

First sci-fi Best Picture winner?

my whole FB feed full of theatre kids is whining about the best song winner not being the Greatest Showman song. *updates FB purity*

Right choice imo

Not sure it's a sci fi tbh

Never in my drunkest fantasies have I ever thought Warren Betty was hot. Even when he was a young man I couldn't imagine him working up energy to make love to anything except his ego.

Beatty is purdy in Splendor in the Grass.

deer scene was just a re-run of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPgiEkVNZJw

xps u just made Alfred splutter in the glass

^Alfred Soto's sin

I'm surprised Lady Bird got the full snub.

Not snubbed from my heart

JERRY LEWIS WON THE IN MEMORIAM, CALLED IT

HAIL JERRY, KING OF THE DEAD

I like vedder a lot tbh, also him doing the in memoriam is extra poignant since most of his vocalist peers are dead now

― Simon H., Sunday, March 4, 2018 9:15 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, good point. i thought he nailed the performance.

My kids listen to this Greatest showman millennial whoop shit all the time. It's like an Christian pop.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, March 4, 2018 8:52 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah yep. my kids cant get enough.

so sad. imagine Agnes's acceptance speech

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, March 4, 2018

uhhh, I'm pretty sure I posted her speech/dance with Jolie when she accepted her special award at the Governors Ball? in November?

Note to Wesley Morris: Kubrick won an Oscar for 2001's special effects (shared with Douglas Trumbull I think).

here you go jed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5vFXOqNCso

so i think the BP winner turned out to be the most safely, inoffensively well-liked film?

sorry, the revolution has not yet come

(ok, prob unfair if you consider the Brit hurrah pair well-liked)

that's so great but we were talking about tonight not that thing in november

i honestly cried when i watched it.

The fish sex fantasy

Cmon morbs try less hard or try harder the current level is pish

safer than the mushroom soup S&M comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbYHBGYwthA

Fucking Churchill, wtf's up with you Americans? Churchill and the fucking Beatles, just have them, we don't want them.

safer than the mushroom soup S&M comedy

Fucking Churchill, wtf's up with you Americans? Churchill and the fucking Beatles, just have them, we don't want them.