Oscars 2018

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Yeah the two oscary scenes (deer/slippers) were shite but she was brilliant besides tbf

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link

urgh jeez that scene where she talks to a deer! christ that was so bad.

― piscesx,

and her slippers!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:39 (six years ago) link

I might be wrong about this but I think if if Gary Oldman wins, i think he'll be the first Best Actor winner to portray someone who tried to starve to death a character portrayed by another Best Actor winner (Ben Kingsley)

— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) February 26, 2018

Simon H., Monday, 5 March 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link

What's an inclusion rider?

― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:39 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care so long as nic cage plays it

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link

Never in my drunkest fantasies have I ever thought Warren Betty was hot. Even when he was a young man I couldn't imagine him working up energy to make love to anything except his ego.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link

I assume inclusion rider = contract clause stating that performers will only work on projects where the cast and crew etc. are a minimum % female, minority, etc

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link

"Inclusion Rider" = best song on Washing Mashine imo

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:43 (six years ago) link

didn't see that coming.

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:46 (six years ago) link

?

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:47 (six years ago) link

ah, the fish-fucking movie

jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:48 (six years ago) link

Haven’t seen it but I called it

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:49 (six years ago) link

First sci-fi Best Picture winner?

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link

my whole FB feed full of theatre kids is whining about the best song winner not being the Greatest Showman song. *updates FB purity*

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link

Right choice imo

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link

Not sure it's a sci fi tbh

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:53 (six years ago) link

Never in my drunkest fantasies have I ever thought Warren Betty was hot. Even when he was a young man I couldn't imagine him working up energy to make love to anything except his ego.

Beatty is purdy in Splendor in the Grass.

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:53 (six years ago) link

deer scene was just a re-run of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPgiEkVNZJw

piscesx, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:55 (six years ago) link

xps u just made Alfred splutter in the glass

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:56 (six years ago) link

^Alfred Soto's sin

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:59 (six years ago) link

I'm surprised Lady Bird got the full snub.

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 05:15 (six years ago) link

Not snubbed from my heart

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:20 (six years ago) link

JERRY LEWIS WON THE IN MEMORIAM, CALLED IT

HAIL JERRY, KING OF THE DEAD

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:42 (six years ago) link

I like vedder a lot tbh, also him doing the in memoriam is extra poignant since most of his vocalist peers are dead now

― Simon H., Sunday, March 4, 2018 9:15 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, good point. i thought he nailed the performance.

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:45 (six years ago) link

My kids listen to this Greatest showman millennial whoop shit all the time. It's like an Christian pop.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, March 4, 2018 8:52 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah yep. my kids cant get enough.

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:48 (six years ago) link

so sad. imagine Agnes's acceptance speech

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, March 4, 2018

uhhh, I'm pretty sure I posted her speech/dance with Jolie when she accepted her special award at the Governors Ball? in November?

Note to Wesley Morris: Kubrick won an Oscar for 2001's special effects (shared with Douglas Trumbull I think).

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:58 (six years ago) link

here you go jed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5vFXOqNCso

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:00 (six years ago) link

so i think the BP winner turned out to be the most safely, inoffensively well-liked film?

sorry, the revolution has not yet come

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:11 (six years ago) link

(ok, prob unfair if you consider the Brit hurrah pair well-liked)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:11 (six years ago) link

that's so great but we were talking about tonight not that thing in november

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:22 (six years ago) link

i honestly cried when i watched it.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:23 (six years ago) link

The fish sex fantasy

Cmon morbs try less hard or try harder the current level is pish

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 06:40 (six years ago) link

safer than the mushroom soup S&M comedy

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 12:08 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbYHBGYwthA

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Monday, 5 March 2018 12:13 (six years ago) link

Fucking Churchill, wtf's up with you Americans? Churchill and the fucking Beatles, just have them, we don't want them.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Monday, 5 March 2018 12:31 (six years ago) link

safer than the mushroom soup S&M comedy


Wait are you talking about Dunkirk or The Post

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link

Fucking Churchill, wtf's up with you Americans? Churchill and the fucking Beatles, just have them, we don't want them.


Ron Howard is currently working on a Beatles biopic with Gary Oldman playing all four.

Alba, Monday, 5 March 2018 12:38 (six years ago) link

considered the possibility of that for just long enough to raise my blood pressure a couple of points

Under the influence of the Ranters (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2018 12:39 (six years ago) link

I looked up "Inclusion Rider"--Steppenwolf B-side from '68. I'm not big on the rah-rah, so I had to flee from Frances McDormand.

clemenza, Monday, 5 March 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link

the entire thing was a liberal issue checklist for the Whole Foods demo

Tom D, at least Judi Dench wasn't even nominated this time

Tomboto, go see Phantom Thread and then we can podcast about it

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

I only got 20/24 correct so I got no prizes in the online contest I co-won last year (missed both Blade Runner awards). I did beat the Slant guys at least (sorry, honeybunch).

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

Not a lot of people know this but A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS was the first Best Picture winner to feature fish fucking

— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) March 5, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 13:06 (six years ago) link

I was watching on dvr on a slight delay and had to fast forward through that greatest showman song it was so fucking irritating. I know we all like to make fun of the sufjan but that was a nice (and short performance) and I liked seeing Annie Clark and Chris Thile up there. Other performances were all pretty great too.

akm, Monday, 5 March 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

Chris Thile is a miracle of a musician tbh

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 5 March 2018 13:29 (six years ago) link

It was a big mistake not having the Showman singer wearing her bearded-lady makeup/costume

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

"Dear Basketball was terrible of course it won"

I'm shocked they gave an oscar to someone widely assumed to be a rapist this year.

akm, Monday, 5 March 2018 13:33 (six years ago) link

and no one booed him

akm, Monday, 5 March 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link

You're shocked that Angelenos voted for a Laker?

Moo Vaughn, Monday, 5 March 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

I'm shocked they did with everything else going on, yes. slightly less shocked that they voted for Oldman considering his reputation as well but maybe they feel taht's far enough in the past.

i'm really glad Alison Janney won. I thought she was amazing in I Tonya (so was Margot Robbie actually).

akm, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

Janney's pause, point, glance into the camera and then "I did it all on my own!" before then composing herself and thanking a ton of people was officially A Great Moment.

piscesx, Monday, 5 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

or just a good joke.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 March 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link


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