Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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The German dude who worked with us definitely had a killer deadpan, which he laid the groundwork for by being very serious the rest of the time.

Also he did the thing where having a very good sense of humour doesn't mean that you're actually funny a lot of the time - it means you hit your mark when you try, in contrast to EG one of our other colleague who would bound in like a setter in the brush in the sense that there was a joke somewhere in there, when a lot of the times the joke was just "that sounded a bit gay".

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 5 March 2018 12:46 (six years ago) link

That's a great depiction of contrast, right there

mh, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

Was slightly mindblown when I discovered this.

The two parts to the word “helicopter” are not “heli” and “copter”, but “helico” meaning spiral, and “pter” meaning one with wings, like pterodactyl.

— Karthik Balakrishnan (@karthikb351) March 5, 2018

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link

Shit

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

a spiral with wings

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

beautiful

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

helicoter

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:20 (six years ago) link

nice - I still get weird looks from fellow biomed research people when I refer to "apo-tosis". The Aussie default is "ay-POP-tosis"

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 02:33 (six years ago) link

morphology ftw!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 05:09 (six years ago) link

Stonehenge, the Alamo, the Amityville House... I discovered today that the railroad trestle on the Murmur album cover isn't exactly in downtown Athens, but it's not exactly out in the middle of nowhere either.

https://i.imgur.com/CIKp3b9.jpg

Granted, that area probably looks a little more populated today than it did in 1980, but still. I always imagined that you'd have to ~~ walk, through the woods ~~ to get there.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link

it's walking distance from the old church where they were living for a while ... that area is close to downtown, but most of what you see in the photo was undeveloped land in 1980

the trestle itself is half torn down now

Brad C., Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

When I was there in '94 it still basically looked like the cover but more kudzu. I think there was another (steel) trestle around Athens with "So Central" written on it.

Liquid Plejades, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

I am 36 and I only learned last week that Tupac Shakur was born and raised in NYC and Baltimore, and didn’t move to Cali til he was almost done with high school. Also he was friends with Biggie up until he made Hit Em Up, which apparently he did just to sell records. It’s kind of blowing my mind to think the California Love guy was actually an East Coaster, and the whole East Coast/West Coast beef started just from dude being a shitty friend

davey, Thursday, 8 March 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

he was also an art school kid

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 04:18 (six years ago) link

This I had heard, but man it does fit in perfectly with the rest of all that bullshit, huh

davey, Thursday, 8 March 2018 04:22 (six years ago) link

a friend of mine had his locker

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 March 2018 05:24 (six years ago) link

in his house?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 March 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link

at the art school he went to

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 March 2018 05:40 (six years ago) link

the California Love guy

California Love was a Dr Dre solo single that Suge had Pac put a verse on after the fact

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Thursday, 8 March 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link

I didn’t know that. That was some brilliant marketing.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link

I've been learning much these last couple weeks, heh

davey, Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

that Americans drop the first "i" in their pronunciation of aluminium. I thought it was just Trump fucking up the English language again until I looked it up. It was an accident that began with an advertising literature typo in 1892.

calzino, Saturday, 10 March 2018 11:46 (six years ago) link

An American Thing.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link

TIL that the original Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy theme tune is an Eagles song!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 10 March 2018 11:57 (six years ago) link

t was an accident that began with an advertising literature typo in 1892.

Not quite true to say it began that way, as aluminum is the original name

scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link

we're not dropping the i, we don't have one to drop

the etymology is consistent w/ suffixes for other elements—you wouldn't call it "platinium"!

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

You wouldn't call it chromum either.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

Sodum just wouldn't work at all tbh.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

cadmum

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

Scandum and titanum

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

Yeah the more common worldwide spelling basically derives from an incorrect correction imo, which uses similar logic to the last few posts

scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

(That logic being that a lot of other elements end -ium so they all have to, which is wrong and bad)

Nevertheless, element names ending in -um were not unknown at the time; for example, platinum (known to Europeans since the 16th century), molybdenum (discovered in 1778), and tantalum (discovered in 1802). The -um suffix is consistent with the universal spelling alumina for the oxide (as opposed to aluminia); compare to lanthana, the oxide of lanthanum, and magnesia, ceria, and thoria, the oxides of magnesium, cerium, and thorium, respectively.

scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

America gets something right :-O

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

Not sure where I thought it came from but Heineken as a Dutch beer. Just seen a poster linking it to Amsterdam recently.
Possibly had linked it to the Scandinavian stuff that tends to be ok.

Stevolende, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

probably

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

there was a jazz club on the street i grew up on, and a hotel where people like, oh idk ella fitzgerald, louis armstrong, and duke ellington stayed.
holy crap! i feel like this is something my dad might have told me when i was too young to get it but now i am shockingly old enough and i get it!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

Sir Humphry Davey made a bit of a mess of naming this new element, at first spelling it alumium (this was in 1807) then changing it to aluminum, and finally settling on aluminium in 1812. His classically educated scientific colleagues preferred aluminium right from the start, because it had more of a classical ring, and chimed harmoniously with many other elements whose names ended in -ium, like potassium, sodium, and magnesium, all of which had been named by Davy.

calzino, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

What do you expect from Humphrey "Davey" Davy

kinder, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

ha! that erroneous "e" is my doing, the c+p didn't include his surname.

calzino, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link

The correct spelling is with an ‘e’ so

davey, Saturday, 10 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

yankee defensiveness aside, sounding out "aluminium" is more satisfying but can't do that in public w/o it sounding like "punch me"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 March 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

Not sure where I thought it came from but Heineken as a Dutch beer. Just seen a poster linking it to Amsterdam recently.
Possibly had linked it to the Scandinavian stuff that tends to be ok.

― Stevolende, Saturday, March 10, 2018 11:13 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Over there, they pronounce it Heinekenium.

how's life, Saturday, 10 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

xp lmao

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

punchime

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

that Americans drop the first "i" in their pronunciation of aluminium. I thought it was just Trump fucking up the English language again until I looked it up. It was an accident that began with an advertising literature typo in 1892.

― calzino, Saturday, March 10, 2018 6:46 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We don't drop the "i" in pronunciation, we drop it all together and don't spell it with two "i"s at all. It's aluminum here.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 12 March 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link

do you savages eat Asda brand beans out of a tin with your bare hands as well? Jokes of course, don't want to dig myself in any deeper here.

calzino, Monday, 12 March 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

No, we eat them out of a tn.

Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 March 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

Don't know if this exactly belongs here but it only just occurred to me that bars push cocktails because they are higher markup than straight liquor. All the add-ons are much cheaper per ounce than the liquor.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 March 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

yes and no? if there's a lot of markup, sure, but fancy cocktails have significant prep time

just pouring booze in a glass with little or no garnish is pretty economical

mh, Monday, 12 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

yeah I guess that's true

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 March 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link


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