OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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no its funny

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 07:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

seem to remember that drew guy being really trigger happy with the block button. I wouldn’t take it personally

mh, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 14:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

this isn't weird twitter but it's twitter and it's really weird

https://twitter.com/planetjuneberry/with_replies

goole, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:46 (seven months ago) Permalink

sometimes you come across something so out there you just have to tell people

there are a lot of videos. mar1ssa vibes.

goole, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:47 (seven months ago) Permalink

lol

flopson, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:30 (seven months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

ok one more:

elon musk has a lot of sad ass devotees, but here's one who uhh considers him one of the egyptian gods?

https://twitter.com/AKHENATOBI

(warning: often nsfw)

goole, Thursday, 28 June 2018 04:30 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

should i cop

https://thehyv.shop/products/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls-shirt

goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:29 (four months ago) Permalink

i WHEEZED lmaooooooooooo

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 20:34 (four months ago) Permalink

ooh that's a good one

I haven't worn it yet but I bought one that says
TOSCHE STATION

POWER CONVERTERS

but I'm a big nerd

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:52 (four months ago) Permalink

lol i had to look that up. that's pretty good.

the king has to be this one tho:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.86364487.7810/raf,750x1000,075,t,101010:01c5ca27c6.u4.jpg

goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:05 (four months ago) Permalink

oh yeah, the smooth one is very classic

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (four months ago) Permalink

hahahaha these are the best genre of clothes

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (four months ago) Permalink

the only real option is to have one of these shirts for every day of the week

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:16 (four months ago) Permalink

Currently at an art opening where two dudes are wearing the joy division shirt so I impulse bought pee is stored in the balls.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:44 (four months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character

— wint (@dril) November 4, 2013

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:37 (two months ago) Permalink

i bought the dril book and i have no regrets

vote no on ilxit (Will M.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:44 (two months ago) Permalink

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:09 (two months ago) Permalink

my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS

— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:12 (two months ago) Permalink

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha this sounds soooo awkward

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:27 (two months ago) Permalink

its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.

can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:28 (two months ago) Permalink

"what... are these"

"they're tweets, printed out."

"what are 'tweets'?"

"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:34 (two months ago) Permalink

Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:54 (two months ago) Permalink

listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.

"...the manure is stored in..."

"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.

andrew m., Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:57 (two months ago) Permalink


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