Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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the California Love guy

California Love was a Dr Dre solo single that Suge had Pac put a verse on after the fact

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Thursday, 8 March 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link

I didn’t know that. That was some brilliant marketing.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 March 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link

I've been learning much these last couple weeks, heh

davey, Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

that Americans drop the first "i" in their pronunciation of aluminium. I thought it was just Trump fucking up the English language again until I looked it up. It was an accident that began with an advertising literature typo in 1892.

calzino, Saturday, 10 March 2018 11:46 (six years ago) link

An American Thing.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link

TIL that the original Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy theme tune is an Eagles song!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 10 March 2018 11:57 (six years ago) link

t was an accident that began with an advertising literature typo in 1892.

Not quite true to say it began that way, as aluminum is the original name

scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link

we're not dropping the i, we don't have one to drop

the etymology is consistent w/ suffixes for other elements—you wouldn't call it "platinium"!

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link

You wouldn't call it chromum either.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

Sodum just wouldn't work at all tbh.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

cadmum

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

Scandum and titanum

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

Yeah the more common worldwide spelling basically derives from an incorrect correction imo, which uses similar logic to the last few posts

scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

(That logic being that a lot of other elements end -ium so they all have to, which is wrong and bad)

Nevertheless, element names ending in -um were not unknown at the time; for example, platinum (known to Europeans since the 16th century), molybdenum (discovered in 1778), and tantalum (discovered in 1802). The -um suffix is consistent with the universal spelling alumina for the oxide (as opposed to aluminia); compare to lanthana, the oxide of lanthanum, and magnesia, ceria, and thoria, the oxides of magnesium, cerium, and thorium, respectively.

scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link

America gets something right :-O

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 March 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

Not sure where I thought it came from but Heineken as a Dutch beer. Just seen a poster linking it to Amsterdam recently.
Possibly had linked it to the Scandinavian stuff that tends to be ok.

Stevolende, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

probably

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

there was a jazz club on the street i grew up on, and a hotel where people like, oh idk ella fitzgerald, louis armstrong, and duke ellington stayed.
holy crap! i feel like this is something my dad might have told me when i was too young to get it but now i am shockingly old enough and i get it!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:31 (six years ago) link

Sir Humphry Davey made a bit of a mess of naming this new element, at first spelling it alumium (this was in 1807) then changing it to aluminum, and finally settling on aluminium in 1812. His classically educated scientific colleagues preferred aluminium right from the start, because it had more of a classical ring, and chimed harmoniously with many other elements whose names ended in -ium, like potassium, sodium, and magnesium, all of which had been named by Davy.

calzino, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

What do you expect from Humphrey "Davey" Davy

kinder, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

ha! that erroneous "e" is my doing, the c+p didn't include his surname.

calzino, Saturday, 10 March 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link

The correct spelling is with an ‘e’ so

davey, Saturday, 10 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

yankee defensiveness aside, sounding out "aluminium" is more satisfying but can't do that in public w/o it sounding like "punch me"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 March 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

Not sure where I thought it came from but Heineken as a Dutch beer. Just seen a poster linking it to Amsterdam recently.
Possibly had linked it to the Scandinavian stuff that tends to be ok.

― Stevolende, Saturday, March 10, 2018 11:13 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Over there, they pronounce it Heinekenium.

how's life, Saturday, 10 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

xp lmao

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

punchime

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

that Americans drop the first "i" in their pronunciation of aluminium. I thought it was just Trump fucking up the English language again until I looked it up. It was an accident that began with an advertising literature typo in 1892.

― calzino, Saturday, March 10, 2018 6:46 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We don't drop the "i" in pronunciation, we drop it all together and don't spell it with two "i"s at all. It's aluminum here.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 12 March 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link

do you savages eat Asda brand beans out of a tin with your bare hands as well? Jokes of course, don't want to dig myself in any deeper here.

calzino, Monday, 12 March 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

No, we eat them out of a tn.

Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 March 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

Don't know if this exactly belongs here but it only just occurred to me that bars push cocktails because they are higher markup than straight liquor. All the add-ons are much cheaper per ounce than the liquor.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 March 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

yes and no? if there's a lot of markup, sure, but fancy cocktails have significant prep time

just pouring booze in a glass with little or no garnish is pretty economical

mh, Monday, 12 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

yeah I guess that's true

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 March 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

Doesn't any cocktail still contain at least one shot of liquor? It seems like it would be even more economical to just push people to drink shots. xp

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 12 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

which definitely is a thing

i remember being in my 20s waiting for someone at a very busy bar, and as this was LOL pre-mobile phones i literally had nothing to do other than sit at the end of the bar watching people. this was also when bars generally didn't take cards. the amount of money that i saw being passed over the bar just floored me. hundreds and hundreds of dollars in the space of minutes. i was like man, this is the fuckin racket.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

but the joy man the joy

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Monday, 12 March 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

tbh i wanna go back home and run a small pub

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Monday, 12 March 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

That the specials board in a restaurant is mainly leftover food which they need to get rid of.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 12 March 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link

I've heard that before (I think it entered widespread consciousness through Kitchen Confidential), yet it often seems to me that there's some fish or meat on the "specials" menu that isn't on the regular menu at all.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 12 March 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

sometimes that's because the wholesaler had leftover meat and offered the restaurant a discount

mh, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

i remember being in my 20s waiting for someone at a very busy bar, and as this was LOL pre-mobile phones i literally had nothing to do other than sit at the end of the bar watching people.

apparently you were shockingly old when you learned you should never go to a bar without a book to read

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

I was in my late teens before I learned that a movie clapboard was not just for effect or some vestige of "Old Hollywood" but was used to synchronize the sound reels with the film during editing. For some reason, since projected film had a soundtrack on the side, I assumed it was just recorded that way as well.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

super 8 was!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link

it was probably 22 before I realized when you pump gas you can put up that little lever to hold the pump in place and let go and let it pump itself until you're done

wasted all that time squeezing the lever

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 March 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

so THAT's why you have one muscular arm

StanM, Monday, 12 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

i still squeeze the pump--I don't trust the little lever.

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Monday, 12 March 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

anyone seen these in the uk?

kinder, Monday, 12 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

I think they're even illegal in some states.

pplains, Monday, 12 March 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

I don't trust the lever thing either. The one time I tried to use it didn't go very well.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 12 March 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

the lever works, trust the lever

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

lol wait what happened enbb

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link


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