why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJDCFmtXoAEtDga.jpg

L-R: Professor Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker

LONDON, March 10 2018: (l-r) nigel farage and jacob rees-mogg share a joke over mugs of steaming hot piss

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/29104359_10160063864585564_964021764822663168_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d8a9f1860f593abb603053b95ed76b21&oe=5B46C21E

Somewhat undermined by the garden and house in this case being very obviously cgi

the bottom of a garden

suddenly the single-tiered gardens of my past seem so plain

pretty rich coming from a guy who thinks mice are in charge

https://i.imgur.com/7vahqvj.png

agree w/the sentiment but let's be real that is not a picture of 2008 Hannity

(agree w/the sentiment of the meme not w/hannity obv)

is that my man hannity??

conservatism is a hell of a drug

i've decided to only take advice on how to deal with depression from sylvia plath

https://i.imgur.com/1m24Dep.jpg

That's a "do as I say, not as I do" situation there.

wait why do you need to leave yr room if it's not a prison IDGI

I ask this as someone who for a few weeks several years ago slept alone in her old bedroom

I've said this before but my niece has an inspirational Rachel Platten quote on her wall that says "nothing ever happens if you stay in your room." My wife took one look at it and said "Fuck yeah, that sounds nice!"

otm

Why would anyone want things to happen

in prison they never order you to do anything

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28661103_859949137545180_14779416257232896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ec92e69cf0d529c4212efbe5bbb40608&oe=5B477377

kinda weird of mrs thompson to type her response in a handwriting font on lined paper

kind of weird for mrs thompson to type her response in a custom handwritten font, too

https://i.imgur.com/LozCkBI.jpg

mrs thompson is up to something. if she's covering her tracks here...what else is she lying about?

oh duh, dr casino already mentioned that exact thing. my observational skills are absolutely in the toilet these days. still, fuck mrs thompson tho

lol i was gonna say

also fuck this basic ass humor, omgggggg the teacher will think the mom is a stripperrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol

also like even if you MUST do that joke the obvious way is to have a series of ""kid's drawings"" of parents' jobs and each one looks like it might be something untoward and then you scroll to the caption and find out the innocuous thing it is. having to read fake mrs thompson's whole stupid fake letter adds nothing, barf.

i actually saw that get shared on my real FB timeline, but i am a teacher and have a lot of teacher friends

It doesn't need to be genuine, it's funny anyway.

Having said that, the caption on the picture doesn't go, either way.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28685455_1678081995615801_3981489527109166439_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=a0dd810f9306abb6c5eb34668e322acc&oe=5B4533DE

or maybe your eyes rolled all the way back into your skull after reading a stupid fb image macro

https://s10.postimg.org/m9juxhu55/DYg_LX7l_X4_Ao_QIVg.jpg

wow there's a lot going on in there huh

of all the nutbar conspiracy theories chemtrails is definitely the dumbest

Why is there a Barefoot Is Legal web site?
Most people in the Western world believe there are laws regarding driving a car, going into a store, or eating in public barefoot. There is a social stigma with being seen without shoes on. We at the Barefoot Is Legal (BIL) hope to change that.

What is the goal and Mission statement?
The Barefoot Is Legal group is about making the barefoot lifestyle more mainstream. This will be done by sharing with the public that going barefoot while driving, going into a store, or eating in public is not a crime. The group will also share with businesses that allowing their office employees to wear open shoes and even going barefoot within their working area is healthy. Businesses will even be able to save a little bit on health care costs by not mandating closed shoes with heels. Stores and businesses are losing money based on sending people away over footwear. We want to educate people that being healthy should be accepted and embraced.

How will the BIL be set up?
The BIL will be set up as a Private Club, similar to an Elks Lodge or other memberships

How can I Join?
Check back soon!

just a private club for people who love being barefoot, def no funny business involved, officer

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/driving-to-dundee-in-my-bare-feet/?

unfortunately this project was unsuccessful.

#FreeTheFoot

#ThrowYourFootAwayyy

I lolled at this one.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2246378835376053&set=a.259206554093301.83866.100000118760722&type=3

It works on a level beyond the intended “men aren’t men anymore” message imo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSpeWYRU8AADYGt.jpg

I don't want to spam the thread with stuff from @BarefootIsLegal, but uh https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLOr2osUMAEx5Mw.jpg

Whenever I see those "hippie feet" in a logo or painted on something, I know I am in for a tiresome time.

requesting more info on the person who posted the chemtrails/barefoot thing

I've driven barefoot before and I don't recommend it. Those pedals were made for footwear.

I drove naked once (once). Agreed.

Yeah, I wore unsuitable shoes for driving one time and had to take them off. Driving without shoes was really uncomfortable and unpleasant. Also of course nobody can see your feet when you drive. Have they even remotely thought this through?

https://pics.me.me/mesmerizing-quotes-shakespeare-said-i-always-feel-happy-you-know-27831056.png

mesmerizing

That's not iambic pentameter

There's a sofa advert on at the moment where Owen Wilson makes up some bullshit Shakespeare quote and I can't work out if it's supposed to be ironic or if the writer was an idiot or if the writer assumes the viewers are idiots

straight lolling at these, good work thread

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