'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

spitting is the worst thing that you can do out of a car for me trevor

i don't know remember that lad in the leather basque

dont follow bilbao m8

Both drivers' actions are bad. Carragher does need to take responsibility especially as a famous and well-paid person. But the big picture is that doing anything like this - goading, jeering, even friendly chat out of the window - while driving, is profoundly dangerous -- in the same way that we all know using a mobile phone while driving is. Spitting is nasty but the results of a crash for such reckless driving could be way beyond nasty. That's what they both seem not to understand.

Great lesson on 'Grown Men in 2018' for that 14 year old girl.

I for one am impressed by his huge spitball. Was he saving it up? Does he do this every day at more or less the same spot? Was it water or perhaps a refreshing beverage?

Remember when Southampton finished 8th, got to a cup final and then sacked their manager? Great days.

They've just appointed Mark Hughes to save them from relegation.

aw no i enjoyed Southampton's project

RIP

same rip

Hughes could concieveably have managed two relegated teams in one Premiership season. Would that be unprecedented?

Southampton have had a good run at it, time to go down to the Championship for a while.

still dreaming about a west brom, west ham, stoke bottom three

i can think of a number of clubs i'd apply that sentiment to before Southampton xp

ogmor otm for starters

Well, yes, there is that.

that is fantasy stuff

only cos pards tho otherwise im sure theres a club worse

without going as high as liverpool like

every time someone mentions pards, i get keats stuck in my head

away away! for i will fly to thee
not charioted by lambert or by pards
but on the viewless wings of moyesy
though the dull brain perplexes and retards

...that kind of thing

mister borges (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13 on board I Love Everything on 18-Mar-2013

Yeah re-alph, i would maybe burrow deeper and see if any of the francaises have geographical links or similar to the cité of limoux and the surrounding mountains, perhaps pardieu googled in a chummy getting to connaitre les lads fashion and happened upon yr cave drawings, sparking a crisis of intricate but catastrophic synaptic flares that can only lead to a startling regression from alan pardieu, smooth chinned and suited head of marketing and strategy at le tûne thru bearded alan pardew the coach (villa) to scruffy al what helps the kids (notts county) to neanderth-al in a loincloth (tactics at stoke obv)

mild applause for nick tempered with frustration at not finding apposite pun for 'queen-moon'

Palace going down should help see one of the last Archie Leitch stands in the country through to its centenary (tho not ad old as fulham's iirc)

"Jamie has taken full responsibility for what has happened and we will ensure he gets the help he needs to guarantee something like this never happens again."

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https://www.ppss-group.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/PPSS-Anti-Spit-Mask.jpg

so it's pretty much a lock that salah breaks the single season scoring record right?

And yet it's still odds on kdb player of the year. Ok they're gonna win the league but mo is having an unprecedented season

it's sad he was a runner up

Salah has been brilliant but I don't think at the level of, say, Suarez in the season where Liverpool very nearly won the title.

KDB has been the best player in the league this season, which isn't to do Salah down at all but he's been the driving force in their title run. Take him out of the team and I'd not sure they'd be winning it, or at least not by such a ridiculous margin.

Meanwhile Newcastle, who don't have a game this weekend, have taken it upon themselves to play a friendly against Antwerp. It consists of three halves of 45mins each.

Lol at the fact that these two players were able to just drift away from Chelsea without anyone batting an eyelid.

^^especially this

Agree Suarez was something else but tbh he's probably the most exciting player I've ever seen for Liverpool. Salah's not as gifted as Suarez but his ability combined with his sheer relentless persistence are insane right now

Having mané and, in particular, firmino alongside doesn't hurt either

Matt u can't have 3 halves pls correct

Hoap these exciting attacking players have something to spare for the world cup, but who am i kidding, the star of the world cup will be some tunisian guy on loan at FC Sion from Southampton

think the exciting attacking players might struggle in front of a shit centre midfield and a worse back row

Do belgium have that? Remember they've not got the Wilmots Handicap no more. Idk much abt egypt but i'd guess they have the beating of saudis and russia.

Do hull city have a korean guy who hasn't quite nailed down a starting place in two seasons at the club? Golden boot imo

Hoap these exciting attacking players have something to spare for the world cup

If City manage to win the league at the earliest possible point, their players will be pretty much walking through the last few weeks of the season, Champions League notwithstanding. Nice long break ahead of the World Cup, probably allowed to bring their own toys and games to the training ground, that sort of thing.

Kinda hope this all happens before we play them tbh.

we've got them in the penultimate prem game/their last home game, so they might want to put on an exhibition, but hopefully we'll be facing a coked-up/pissed up hologram xi incapable of doing it by then.

Some great photos here: https://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2018/mar/20/the-game-football-through-the-lens-of-stuart-clarke-in-pictures

Those are great. And he captured our very own Calzino!

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:)

Full kit pushing a pram is a look.

Man Utd to discuss ideas for improving Old Trafford atmosphere

Oh I have an idea...

Song sheets and continental-style 'cheerleaders' with megaphones are among the ideas being discussed in an effort to improve the atmosphere at Manchester United's home games.

Just give Mourinho the megaphone and let the apocalypse commence.

Full kit pushing a pram is a look.

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Full kit wankee

beating huddersfield = equivalent to week-long coke binge

Great photos in that collection, though I feel like the Guardian have run that, or an extremely similar gallery before.

how do i deal w a 9-y-o arsenal fan who is showing signs of liking tottenham

real q

(note: i have no dog in this fight)

Who cares? They're the same.

during the first season under moyes, one of my nephews went from wanting loads of man united stuff for his birthday to everything spurs by christmas :(