Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

inexplicably, for a few weeks off and on i've had the saw-the-video-once Limp Bizkit comeback failure "Gold Cobra" stuck in my head, except the chorus is

Golan and Globus they're golden,
They're golden, so golden, y'all
Golan-Globus

http://imgur.com/RQT4Us2l.png

These are your orders, seems like it's do it or die
So please read them closely
When you've learnt them be sure that you eat them up

Was in the pub the other night singing along to The Killers' classic "I'm Norman Whiteside"

By Order of the Fire Chief
I know, I know
It's serious

In a local grocery this weekend I spotted some large yellow courgettes, with a the name written on a tag in front of them. I must have looked at the tag for a split second.. Cue my brain singing 'large yellow courgettes' to the tune of Raspberry Beret at me for 3 days straight.

Not to the tune of “Little Red Corvette”(?)

lol

Thanks, I now have a B side for my unshakeable brainworm.

lately been hearing Jack Kirby to the sound of David Lowery singing Jack Ruby.

"total goat rodeo" » "rollin' down Rodeo"

Maria Butina and the jingle for Maria Christina wine. Happens every time.

https://youtu.be/eUWlyLKXEeU

I was visiting our local water park a few weeks ago when I spotted an older guy with a Psychopathic Records Hatchet Man tattoo. Wouldn't you know it, Bob Marley was playing over their sound system at the time. Since then, I've had

He was a Juggalo grandpa
At Six Flags America

stuck in my head.

^This is not quite the right thread for that post, but it was the best I could find.

Every time I see a package of “Baby Arugula” in the grocery store I get Raffi’s “Baby Beluga” stuck in my head. Am I doing this right?

A friend brought a six pack of these to a BBQ the other day and I've been screeching the name to myself in a Brian Johnson voice since
https://untappd.akamaized.net/photos/2018_07_07/bde3196677c33356204e07e97d1b7e52_640x640.jpg

He was a Juggalo grandpa
At Six Flags America

This is v funny, and I don’t want you to think it is going unappreciated

^^^

yes, very good

"Strangers On A Train" and "Blame It On The Rain"

"Man Bun" to the tune of "Slow Ride"

*walks into local specialty grocery store*
*overcome by Elton John voice*
“Well I love to shop / at the International Pantry...”

god fucking damn this is a great revive

Saw Spider Baby tonight and Matthew Sweet's "Super Baby" has been in my head ever since.

We have a kid's book called 'What can rabbit see?', it can only be read to the tune of Mercy Mercy Me.

https://i.redd.it/1oh153dyiiey.jpg

Over the last week I keep hearing "brett kavanaugh" in place of "suntanama" from the Genius' verse on ODB's "Damage".

Max Muncy from the Dodgers always makes me think of Brass Monkey

Message from the wreckage, it is soft-rock shit
TLS handshake, the over-grown super shit

But I can't find my keyring anymore
Is it under something on the floor?
I need to unlock and lock my door
I should have left the house at four
But baby I can't find my keyring anymore

If Beale Street Could Talk to the tune of "These Walls" by Kendrick Lamar

douchebag in an Audi
I know, i know, you're serious

https://img.discogs.com/3oSqTlLZ-QFFPVjEgUuJapyIro4=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-7032799-1432192692-7771.jpeg.jpg

K-19, The Widowmaker
It was directed by Bigelow
It's hard times befallen, sub survivors
He's Liam Neeson, and I'm just Harry Fooooooord
K-19!

lol

Don't save the file
Don't change a thing
For me

US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled. The dreams in which I'm dying are the dreams in which I'm... killed”

PG Tips (the "tea of the English Working Class") = "I can almost smell [sniff sniff] your TB sheets..."

Various things get sandwiched into Hall & Oates' Maneater these days:

Whoa-oh here she comes
Watch out boy, she'll bomb your home
Whoa-oh here she comes
She's a cruise missile

eh, meant to underline cruise missile there to showcase the interchangeable parts.

xxp - PG Tips has a totally different association for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTam9BJJq9w&t=17

Oh well, it was supposed to be the PB Crisps ad from 1994

youtube with an error, i know, i know, it's serious

Occasionally I have to teach people how to use an espresso machine, and one crucial step is telling them to "purge the group head" which I always think to the melody "hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the DJ" but I never sing it out, I just get a faraway look for a moment while it happens.

re: H&O, I was giving myself the giggles with "You're out of touch, I'm out of time / Blood runs out of my head when you're not around" earlier this week, shoutout to whoever shared that one upthread

🎶"It's not like salmon, but a little like trout and it's name is tilapia".🎶

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/960x540/p01bqhrp.jpg

every day is a SAFFRON ROAD ... frozen entrees on sale today ...

We buy these little satsumas that are branded as 'easy peelers', now renamed 'peaceful easy peelers'

emily, emily can't you see / sometimes your words just hypnotize me

Just picked up an early Dick novel

https://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/world-jones-made-e.jpg

and I can't get the chorus of this out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuWE_pm5O4

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Teenage_caveman.JPG