why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

It doesn't need to be genuine, it's funny anyway.

Having said that, the caption on the picture doesn't go, either way.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28685455_1678081995615801_3981489527109166439_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=a0dd810f9306abb6c5eb34668e322acc&oe=5B4533DE

or maybe your eyes rolled all the way back into your skull after reading a stupid fb image macro

https://s10.postimg.org/m9juxhu55/DYg_LX7l_X4_Ao_QIVg.jpg

wow there's a lot going on in there huh

of all the nutbar conspiracy theories chemtrails is definitely the dumbest

Why is there a Barefoot Is Legal web site?
Most people in the Western world believe there are laws regarding driving a car, going into a store, or eating in public barefoot. There is a social stigma with being seen without shoes on. We at the Barefoot Is Legal (BIL) hope to change that.

What is the goal and Mission statement?
The Barefoot Is Legal group is about making the barefoot lifestyle more mainstream. This will be done by sharing with the public that going barefoot while driving, going into a store, or eating in public is not a crime. The group will also share with businesses that allowing their office employees to wear open shoes and even going barefoot within their working area is healthy. Businesses will even be able to save a little bit on health care costs by not mandating closed shoes with heels. Stores and businesses are losing money based on sending people away over footwear. We want to educate people that being healthy should be accepted and embraced.

How will the BIL be set up?
The BIL will be set up as a Private Club, similar to an Elks Lodge or other memberships

How can I Join?
Check back soon!

just a private club for people who love being barefoot, def no funny business involved, officer

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/driving-to-dundee-in-my-bare-feet/?

unfortunately this project was unsuccessful.

#FreeTheFoot

#ThrowYourFootAwayyy

I lolled at this one.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2246378835376053&set=a.259206554093301.83866.100000118760722&type=3

It works on a level beyond the intended “men aren’t men anymore” message imo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSpeWYRU8AADYGt.jpg

I don't want to spam the thread with stuff from @BarefootIsLegal, but uh https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLOr2osUMAEx5Mw.jpg

Whenever I see those "hippie feet" in a logo or painted on something, I know I am in for a tiresome time.

requesting more info on the person who posted the chemtrails/barefoot thing

I've driven barefoot before and I don't recommend it. Those pedals were made for footwear.

I drove naked once (once). Agreed.

Yeah, I wore unsuitable shoes for driving one time and had to take them off. Driving without shoes was really uncomfortable and unpleasant. Also of course nobody can see your feet when you drive. Have they even remotely thought this through?

https://pics.me.me/mesmerizing-quotes-shakespeare-said-i-always-feel-happy-you-know-27831056.png

mesmerizing

That's not iambic pentameter

There's a sofa advert on at the moment where Owen Wilson makes up some bullshit Shakespeare quote and I can't work out if it's supposed to be ironic or if the writer was an idiot or if the writer assumes the viewers are idiots

straight lolling at these, good work thread

Before you love, hurl. If you blow chunks & she comes back, she’s yours.

p sure that quote is Christopher Marlowe or Bob Marley

Che Guevara, right?

- Bobson Dugnutt

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28795164_10155735279440376_2022689799967401603_n.jpg?oh=cba81f519cf83bf4be52aa900620a44b&oe=5B39FF07

I regret to inform you that the gangs and criminals are at it again

when u get out of ur car you will become an unwilling participant in a new form of criminal endeavour called 'the knockout game'

pls liek adn share

Thanks to frogbs for not being selfish. Our vision will maintain high percentage as a result.

When you go outside to find that someone has toiled papered your tree, do not climb tree to remove toilet paper. Snipers are waiting in the hedges.

Official msg from police

there is a sickness out there, lurking in the heart of the sharers

A spectre is haunting europe. The spectre of rainbow parties

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28277193_1748820691897219_3476090436404994424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHJ109YpnFaCyajUvuzsZx4ijHRTcjrDXIiCepYUy4QKNk2wJB-t0LhcHOuJ-ssSRKH0vnQQA0G7lOHUrF6TEBfpyONOJk_E7ve5tlu4U-pSA&oh=771ceeeb7c8623e4136ab971200ce611&oe=5B424B02

Brown Eyed People Eater by Sheb Morrison

- Van Morrison

Share If You Have A Brown eye

in the coffee shop, the mememaker realizes they have the ultimate shareable image - there are literally billions of people with brown eyes. this is going to be huuuuuuuuuge

nippled people are quite a force to be reckoned with. they are straight shooters and honest to the point to be intimidating by those who arent used to such open honesty! nippled people are faithful friend, but only allow a few lucky people in their circle. nippled people are not pretenders, they exemplify the saying "What you see is what you get". Share if you have nipples.

hang on, shots fired

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/90/c4/8d90c449ac95db6434f7cdae04fd966c.jpg

As a brown eyed person I can confirm that I'm content with achieving your baseline pleasure standards at best.

the subtext of that is clearly referencing the fact that there is no such thing as blue eyes

steve_bannon.jpg

my mum posted this

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28577607_1556509254398155_8150854248469364736_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a34f5c7e7e2d05f5821f3d55bf29c198&oe=5B3DEFE2

sorry man

I knew you got your fb posting habits somewhere

blocked

i wish there was a chrome extension that blocked FB posts with screenshot blocks of text

i don't know why this was such a brain teaser to me when i saw it today on FB but it really was.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/84/9e/6e849eb06ed8f1ac10bb3a2eba2ad1ad.png