SADDO: THE MOVIE (aka READY PLAYER ONE)

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god if only

as the crows around me grows (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

honestly I'm surprised this isn't a movie thing. we can get alien and predator in the same film, so I can't wait for the Tomb Raider/Assassin's Creed crossover. natural fit, really

mh, Monday, 19 March 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link

my kids are very ready to see this. they both really liked the book. also, they are kids.

scott seward, Monday, 19 March 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link

my youngest saw a wrinkle in time and he said it felt "empty". which is pretty scathing coming from him.

scott seward, Monday, 19 March 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

He got the ILM guys to do it

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

the reference-heavy, self-aware book

one of these adjectives is very wrong

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

Ready Pop-Cultural Ouroboros

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

listening to audiobook of this. can't quite decide on which part has been worst so far, but the part where he describes the plot of bladerunner and who all the characters are is certainly up there

jamiesummerz, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link

that's like cutting your own ear off just to see if it's as painful as you imagine it would be

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

Sounds like Cline might be looking at a lawsuit from Wikipedia.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

kind of reminds me of how on Nathan For You he hired a dude off Craigslist to ghostwrite a workout book but only gave him a week to write it, so there are entire pages which are just descriptions of the foods he likes

frogbs, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

Thank you for reminding me to read my copy of The Movement: How I Got This Body By Never Going To The Gym In My Life by 'Jack Garbarino', which I'm sure is a more inspired read than Ready Player One by Ernest Cline.

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

great thing about that title is that it draws you in while never once claiming that jack's body is a desirable body

its definitely got more of an emotional core, thanks to the death of Dende the jungle child

frogbs, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

(I'm willing my supple and elegant comedic mind to come up with an adequate bridge between The Movement and Ready Number Two in order to construct something that resembles an actual joke instead of just a couple of poop references that make me giggle like a six-year-old.)

Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

The sequel will be called "Continue? Insert Coin"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

ready player pwn morelike amirite fellas

the best thing about the audiobook is Will Wheaton aka the worst fucking character from TNG doing his 'Japanese person' voice. it's really special.

jamiesummerz, Friday, 23 March 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

O_O

MIckey Rooney couldn't be summoned from beyond?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

wow, can you share the audio at all? or is that a bad idea?

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Friday, 23 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

There are certain segments of the audiobook up on YT, but I don’t know if that one is there:

https://youtu.be/Q0wNSzPzn2o

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 23 March 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

wondrous thread:

Oh I hated this movie so so much. What an irredeemable piece of treacly, incoherent garbage https://t.co/zYWSJA5PA2

— This fall on CBS, Kevin James is: (@Boringstein) March 29, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 29 March 2018 05:51 (six years ago) link

lmao @ the shining, movie could not be working harder to personally call my bluff

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 29 March 2018 06:27 (six years ago) link

Eric didn't hate it enough for you bitches

https://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/ready-player-one

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2018 07:15 (six years ago) link

i'm genuinely looking forward to hearing your impressions of this, morbs

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:06 (six years ago) link

lol by the time i'm READY it will be gone from theaters, very likely

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:19 (six years ago) link

"Ready Viewer One."

"What?"

"Well, you're the only one who bought a ticket."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:23 (six years ago) link

Morbius the Unready

El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link

my ideal viewing experience: I am alone in a 300-seat theater

(it happened once)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

There was the time it was my, my mom and my sis in the center of a huge theater, and one other couple well away up the front. Sadly, the movie in question was Howard the Duck.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 March 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

only time it happened for me was a screening of tank girl in 1995

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:53 (six years ago) link

it's pretty common at the theater here if you go at night during the week.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link

so this movie flopped? is that right?

frogbs, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

even on the weekend i've gone and there has been only 2 or 3 people at times. my own private screening palace.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

there was an ilxor on facebook who totally went to this. where is his review?

scott seward, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

only time it happened for me was a screening of tank girl in 1995

― sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, March 29, 2018 8:53 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dude.

Three guesses what I was about to post.

This is officially getting spooky now.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link

are you fucking shitting me

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link

"so this movie flopped? is that right?"

it opens like, today.

akm, Thursday, 29 March 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link

me and a pal went and saw v.i. warshawski because of kathleen turner love and we left in the middle of it and we were the only ones there and sometimes i think about that movie playing at the theater to nobody.

scott seward, Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:02 (six years ago) link

xxpost If it helps to diminish the spookiness, a friend and I cut class to see Tank Girl so I wasn't technically alone alone. But still.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:04 (six years ago) link

huh, weirdly i was thinking about vi warshawski for the first time in forever yesterday!

ol, it diminishes the weirdness only slightly but tbh i'm still on the verge of an existential crisis wondering whether we're in some kind of tyler durden situation here

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

The travel costs incurred in maintaining this duel identity is killing us, dude.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link

no wonder i always feel jetlagged

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:13 (six years ago) link

it opens like, today.

lol I thought it opened last week

frogbs, Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

I saw Ishtar at the Ziegfeld (~1500 seats?) and I think there were a dozen or so ppl there.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

This has literally never happened to me. And I saw Benji Off the Leash.

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

Nor me. Closest I've come was many years ago, an afternoon screening of Peter Sellers' last atrocity, The Fiendish Plot of Fu Manchu.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

I saw Ishtar at the Ziegfeld (~1500 seats?) and I think there were a dozen or so ppl there.

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 29, 2018 10:44 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This rules

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link


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