(Songs where most of the title is in) parenthesis. (How many can you name/Search & Destroy)

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118. Simon & Garfunkel, "A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or, How I Was Robert McNamara'ed Into Submission)"

As an aside: three years ago, my friend Sarah-poo had made for our friend Alli-poo a shirt that said, "My friend was Robert McNamara'ed into submission and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." Alli-poo wore it to a Paul Simon show soon afterwards, I never found out if he saw it ...

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

119. Norweigian Wood (This Bird has Flown) - Beatles

darin (darin), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

120. Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognized Anthem of World Contact Day) - Klaatu

Fucking great song, and probably one of the longest songtitles ever. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

James Brown - I Don't Want Nobody to Give Me Nothing (Open Up the Door, I'll Get It Myself)

LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Most of the tracks on Sigurd Ros' "( )" album were called "( )", no?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

doesn't barry white have a few songs with titles like

(Baby, I need your love) Because Your Love Is So Wonderful (Baby)

?

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

123. The Cure - (I don't know what's going) On

Melson (ArchCarrier), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Song I wish had parentheses so it could be on the list:
She's Acting Single, I'm Drinking Double - Gary Stewart

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

124. Tunic (Song for Karen)

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Song I wish had parentheses so it could be on the list:
She's Acting Single, I'm Drinking Double - Gary Stewart

a good title indeed, but it would be a lot better if george jones hadn't already done (the equally unparenthesized) "feeling single, seeing double" a decade earlier. i'm all for borrowing and stealing in music, but stealing someone else's joke is a bit unseemly. (yeah yeah, i know comedians do it all the time, and it's standard operating procedure, and all that. but something just seems weird about a songwriter grabbing another songwriter's pun like that.)

(neither gary nor george wrote either song, they just sang 'em, for whatever that's worth. and it seemed important to add this so, even if i wasn't discussing a song title in parentheses, at least my answer would be mostly in parentheses.)

fact checking cuz (fcc), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

fcc,
are you in fact by profession a fact checker or copy editor ?

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

not specifically, but i've been a writer, reporter, researcher and editor, so it's kind of in my blood. i can't help it sometimes, though i wish i could.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Two more IWTHP (I Wish They Had Parentheses)

I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone - Elvis
I Was Checking Out, She Was Checking In - Don Covay

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

The Things You See (When You Haven't Got Your Gun) - Allan Holdsworth

Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Alice Cooper "Clones (We're All)"
Alice Cooper "Inmates (We're All Crazy)"

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

First time I became aware of the phenomenon:

128. Samantha Fox - "Touch Me (I Want Yoyur Body)"

I think Smash Hits wrote something along the lines of "(Don't you just hate it when) artists put parentheses in song titles?"

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

The only song I can think of that actually mentions parentheses in its lyrics is Dan Baird's great "I Love You Period".

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

A personal favorite: "In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)"

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

the deftones actually have a number of these kinda songs ...

"my own summer (shove it)"
"be quiet and drive (far away)"

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Azita-You're Not Very (Honest is that the way they drifted on to get to Rome?)

robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Bogdan Raczynski - "There Are Many Things I Don't Understand But I Knew That I Loved You (But It's Too Late, You've Taken Me For Granted)" and "That First Time I Met Her and She Hugged Me (And Then Laughed at Me Heartlessly When I Said I Wanted to Know What It Meant to Love Her)"


Good...gravy...no, I did not type those out, either.

Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sorry. I really am. But...

I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf

Klamm (VampireSubmarine), Monday, 22 November 2004 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

(I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence Dear - Blondie

brian patrick (brian patrick), Monday, 22 November 2004 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Bunnybrains win thread prizes with:

"(What Kind Of)SHAPE(Are You In?)"

"(How Many Times) Are We Gonna Let Aretha (Franklin) Get [Away](With This) (Lame Shit)"

"(The Gibbons) Aren't The Only Monkees (On The Planet)"

"Don't Give Up (Yer Day Job)(In Parentheses)"

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 22 November 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

actually my fave bunnybrains title might be:

"(Another Glass Of) Milk"


("Stratagien Gegen Nik Kershaw" is good too. But no parentheses."Seat Me In The (Vivisection)" and "Kill Yer-(S)elf" have nice ones though.)

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 22 November 2004 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

New Slang (When you notice the Stripes) - The Shins

papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I just read Jonathan Lethem's "The Fortress of Solitude," in which one of the major characters, the former leader of a Motown group, records a song under the pseudonym Doofus Funkstrong, titled "(Did You Press Your) Bump Suit"

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 22 November 2004 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I just went to look something up in my ancient copy of Joel Whitburn's Top 40 book, and this hit me in the face, which amazingly enough is not on the list already.

Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) -The First Edition

I feel like I caught the Loch Ness Monster.

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

CHEATER ALERT:
Society's Child (Baby I've Been Thinking) - Janice Ian
(You're My) Soul and Inspiration - The Righteous Brothers
Whisper To A Scream (Birds Fly) - Icicycle Works

Man, I just keep finding a whole lot of these this morning with no effort at all- by accident in fact, without any clicking and reloading- using this amazingly fast random access technology called "a book." It is quite an old technology from what I understand- this "book" I have is from 1985. I believe they had something called "proofreading" back in those days, which means any mistakes I make must have been introduced by me.

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

For instance: in the "book," the word "icicle" is spelled correctly. Presumably those wise people knew that it was not a bicycle made of ice.

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

The Vibators - Judy Said (Gonna Go Knock You in The Head)

And can't you fuxors read: "...where most of the title..." - shit like this isn't correct:

"my own summer (shove it)"
"be quiet and drive (far away)"

Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, you may have started this thread, I'll grant you that, but scrolling through the list and looking at all the great entries that don't obey the letter of your law, I say:

The Man Can't Bust (Our Parentheses)!

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

And nobody did a Search and Destroy either, so I would ask:

Are You Going To Enforce That Rule Too (Or Does It Impact Too Much On The Bottom Line)?

Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

One for Sasha:
(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear

One for me:
(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame

One that seems to have paren's but not all the time (LP avec, single sans?):
Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long, Long Time)

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Richard X feat. Tiga - "You (Better Let Me Love You x4) Tonight"
Spandau Ballet - "Chant No. 1 (I Dont Need This Pressure On)"

Seb (Seb), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

How about that song "San Francisco (be sure to wear some flowers in your hair)"..? Don't know the name of the singer..

J Dublin, Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Wilco - I Got You (At The End Of The Century)
Styx - Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)
The Knack - Siamese Twins (The Monkey And Me)

John Fredland (jfredland), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave

i am nervous (cochere), Sunday, 20 March 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Handsome Boy Modelling School - Rock and Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This)
Electric Six - Naked Pictures (Of Your Mother)
Busta Rhymes - Woohah! (Got You All In Check)
Ryan Adams - To Be Young (is to be sad, is to be high)
Radiohead - every song title on "Hail To The Thief"

brilliant young and angsty (thatguy), Sunday, 20 March 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The Revealing Science Of God (Dance Of The Dawn)
The Remembering (High The Memory)
The Ancient (Giants Under The Sun)
Ritual (Nous Sommes Du Soleil)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Palace - (i was drunk at the) pulpit

subspace, Sunday, 20 March 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Home & Garden: "(please) FIX MY HORN (my brakes don't work)"

Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 20 March 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It seems to me that the title of every song on Vision Creation Newsun except "Zutto" is completely enclosed in parentheses. So:
"(circle)"
"(star)"
"(heart)"
"(spiral)"
"(tilde)"
"(two circles)"
"(arrow up)"
"(omega)"

Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 20 March 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

The Dictators - (I Live for) Cars and Girls)

matulageci (matulageci), Sunday, 20 March 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

The Dictators - (I Live for) Cars and Girls

matulageci (matulageci), Sunday, 20 March 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" -- Hall and Oates
"Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)" -- John Fred and his Playboy Band

There are so many more -- what a cool topic!

Elspeth, Monday, 21 March 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Revive!

The Flaming Lips - "Race for the Prize (Sacrifice of the New Scientists)"
The Flaming Lips - "The Spark That Bled (The Softest Bullet Ever Shot)"
The Flaming Lips - "What Is The Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That The Chemical [In Our Brains] By Which We Are Able To Experience The Sensation Of Being In Love Is The Same Chemical That Caused The "Big Bang" That Was The Birth Of The Accelerating Universe)"
The Flaming Lips - "Waitin' for a Superman (Is It Gettin' Heavy??)"
The Flaming Lips - "Suddenly Everything Has Changed (Death Anxiety Caused By Moments Of Boredom)"
The Flaming Lips - "The Gash (Battle Hymn For The Wounded Mathematician)"
The Flaming Lips - "Sleeping On The Roof (Excerpt From 'Should We Keep The Severed Head Awake??')"
The Flaming Lips - "Buggin' (The Buzz Of Love Is Busy Buggin' You)"

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

So Stark (You're A Skyscraper): Pavement

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Monday, 18 July 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link


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