basketblolz

full disclosure: I often put on old Bulls games from youtube as a lullaby

i watched a bunch of jordan clips a few months ago and they were still dope but there was def that thing where the body language and level of fluidity of the players just looked different than now

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/25/8f/6f/258f6f46bcb8846716b96a226fe4a809.jpg
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/basketball-chicago-bulls-dave-corzine-taking-foul-shot-during-game-vs-picture-id98485299

Like why do 80s vets STILL look 20 years older than I do when I'm older than they were at the time??

yeah cause everyone has copied MJ! basically invented modern physical vocab of bball

otm his physical grace really stood out which is basically the reason he became the most famous person in the world, that level of charisma communicated even to non sports fans

MJ along with Karl Malone also were the key guys in the swole-ing of the NBA. Before them, you could get away with not being muscular, no matter what position you played. Actually, people believed it would harm your game if you lifted weights too much.

that tweet of lebron side by side w laimbeer lmao

xp that was an interesting part of the KD pod w BS. how he would rather work on his skills/game than his body (it shows)

yeah I respected that tbh

I think I missed out on this story when it happened

https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2017/8/12/16138274/dennis-smith-jr-octopus-knicks-phil-jackson

just noticed we're coming up on the 10th anniversary of shaq's "kobe tell me how my ass tastes" freestyle which should prob be a federal holiday

lmao phil

classic phil power move

hmm

Mystery solved! @Al_Horford reveals to me the reasoning behind his renowned rebound-flinching act. pic.twitter.com/Lu3BxhgjAW

— Taylor Snow (@taylorcsnow) April 3, 2018

it was a goof!

he did it as a goof

i smell bullshit

*checks horford’s rebound numbers*

lmao exactly

https://i.imgur.com/tOndMpv.png

real

gil kinda had a proto steph game

Chris Paul got a tech for mocking the referee and I'm dyin' pic.twitter.com/bjKN7UCOJm

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) April 8, 2018

they need to give chris paul his own movie

LMAO

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaUBOZhWsAEsmQ0.jpg

lmao

that is a great take

rofl

nailed it

Thibs said Jimmy Butler has minute “guidelines” but declined to say what they are

— jace frederick (@JaceFrederick) April 9, 2018

“I agree to not play jimmy butler 48 minutes per game, just depends tho”

This is mesmerizing pic.twitter.com/63YLdqoJHR

— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) April 9, 2018

was hoping they'd end it with that crazy shot from earlier this season of the whole suns team running back on defense like a murmuration.

yah that was the best, it was posted in the comments a few times.

srsly that was the one that started it all cmon

I have a soft spot for the manu and tony clap

yeah for sure

<3 like two old dudes sharing stories bout the old days

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaYfTMMVwAAqjSq.jpg

gotta have that 'booch

anthony scaramucci's gotta get a booch for the mooch

Michael Beasley just had a come to Jesus moment business decision lolllll pic.twitter.com/3GUIVPgHhl

— Luka Wobčić (@World_Wide_Wob) April 10, 2018

LMAO Boban playing keep-away with Brow pic.twitter.com/rPZxIsXAAg

— Luka Buncic (@Rxbun) April 10, 2018

I still marvel every time I see him on the court.

Davis with the "This has actually never happened to me before" smile

vintage lance

Lance splats Dwight Howard, celebrates, forgets play isnt done yet, wide open dunk for Hornets. Love you forever Lance. pic.twitter.com/ym5cVVi26o

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) April 10, 2018

I am saddened and shocked to report that an NBA player has been unfaithful to his partner

talking about tristan?

"Expectant Father Tristan Thompson Got His Dick Caressed At A Hookah Lounge"

as deadspin says it's interesting timing on the first video being held onto for so long and then being dropped along with the new one. just a bit messiness.