the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

a voigt-kampff test but all the questions are about the pope

as a team building exercise they have to go and brick the windows of Catholic + C+E churches together.

oops Church of Scotland I should have said.

maybe they just redirect the bigotry so you go in anti-catholic, come out as a raging islamophobe

Major news on the 2017 Manchester bomber and UK govt support for groups connected to him. Would perhaps be lead news in the media but only on another planet. See next 4 tweets pic.twitter.com/dOPqPT73lv

— Mark Curtis (@markcurtis30) April 4, 2018

"anti sectarianism training" - because bigotry is just a blip in yr ratiocination

Maybe somebody shd have a word with Prevent about T May while we're on

clearly a national security threat: mixing with terrorists and with a FS who is the biggest casual warmonger in Europe since Ribbentrop!

she definitely has radicalized friends at least

An ode to @jeremycorbyn . Will some of the labour MP's and Lords grow a pair and get him OUT pic.twitter.com/ETU8ojle3R

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) April 5, 2018

who is worse. lord sugar or lady mone

it scans at least

Barely

who is worse. lord sugar or lady mone

this is like asking whether you prefer bowel or liver cancer

Always a worry when wealthy businesspeople don't like the leader of the Labour party

yeah, i was gonna say if you judge corbyn by the enemies he's made he's def on to something

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43652574

Take with a large pinch of salt until it’s confirmed from the UK side. I think Viktoria is the cousin who claimed Yulia Skripal had just inherited $300k from a secret family bank account.

Whatever happened to the party adored by the train companies, the mine owners, doctors and oligarchs?

The alleged Yulia tells her cousin Viktoria: "Everything is ok. He [her father] is resting now, having a sleep. Everyone's health is fine, there are no irreparable things. I will be discharged soon. Everything is ok."

sounds legit, hopefully this whole thing will all blow over soon

Always nice to see Corbyn being mocked for having gone out with Diane Abbott - no racial undertones there, nope. (Is this a tiny bit libellous given he’s married? Idk.) Not sure the dig about his suit is going to travel well though. If you look up Corbyn on YouTube the top video is the one of him being mocked for his clothes in the 80s.

Sugar otm for the Arsenal verse tbf.

i'm really coming around to these jewdas folks, i've gotta admit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZ9t8z-W4AAmMgU.jpg

The rhyme scheme doesn’t even reach the dizzying heights of ‘there once was a man from Nantucket’.

Have none of these people learned that Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t do insults or personal attacks? It’s one of the best things about him.

There once was a man who didn't do personal insults
So if anyone took him on, they'd probably winsults

It was interesting to hear that Macron has recently paid lip-service to France emptying it's museums of African colonial plunder and unconditionally returning it all. And then Tristam Hunt, who recently on Any Questions declared his undying love for Macron and all he represents, has very different ideas about the UK's colonial plunder at the V+A. Despite the Ethiopian ambassador making some very polite suggestions that it would be the decent thing to do.

thinking that May & Johnson might be right after all

When "absolute proof" becomes "May-be".

Theresa's claims the Salisbury nerve agent attack was 100% Russia's doing is becoming shakier than Boris Yeltsin after ten vodkas.

And unlike Mr Yeltsin, Sergei and Yulia Skripal are still with us. pic.twitter.com/PGvENpVhPC

— Leave.EU (@LeaveEUOfficial) April 5, 2018

lol! that uncomfortable feeling when you want RT and some fucked up right wing brexit pressure group to be right about something.

I particularly like the Grange Hill titles stylings of the cartoon

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZfSBG7XcAAF8KH.jpg

also The Mail upset about one of "our" dealers of death getting subsumed into global capitalism, boo hoo hoo how fucking sad.

That is proper hot cross bonkers that.

Where have they been for the last 50 years?

I don't know, the company's been kind of a Conservative standardbearer since Tarzan made it a resignation matter and actually beat Thatch over it.

Are they the successors to Westland?

Yes.

Lol! Good, I hope loads of their streamlined staff end up on Universal Credit!

So Bahrain announces it's discovered more oil than Russia has, & 2 days later a new UK naval base opens in Bahrain. Well played, someone. Well played.

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) April 5, 2018

some Lolico perspective on May's neutral war with Russia!

Erm isn't Bahrain about ten times larger than Anglesey?

They probably did the Skripals as well!

Well we better unanimously declare war on ourselves, and anyone thinking different at this point is a complete twat, eh Fred?

jokes of course!

Clearly the war should be on Bahrain!

gkn more like jks (bruv)

I particularly like the Grange Hill titles stylings of the cartoon

― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, April 5, 2018 9:39 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sinister new development in Russian non-linear warfare, sudden attacks by sausages on forks, very difficult to defend against or respond to

still sounds more potentially deadly than "military grade" novichok-fail tbf

"military grade" processed meats are only produced in the UK, everyone knows that.

that's probably an area in which Russia could rival us TBF

Weapons of *mass construction.

(*noun
noun: mass; plural noun: masses

1.
a large body of matter with no definite shape.)

hmm, so in the Russian Federation they can follow recipes/formulae as well. I wonder where this idea has come from that ppl are incapable of doing this anywhere else in the world.

here's the real tragedy of the skripal poisoning - rip furry friends ;_;

Two guinea pigs belonging to Sergei Skripal died and his cat was put down after the Salisbury nerve agent attack, the government has revealed.

A spokeswoman for the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) said the dead guinea pigs and a “distressed” cat were discovered when a vet was able to enter Skripal’s home, which had been sealed off during the police investigation. Defra said it believed the guinea pigs had died of thirst.

Does this mean that guinea pigs are immune to military grade nerve agent?

Dunno, but I suspect that the cat knew too much...