the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

i lolled you bastard

This is what happens when you buy military grade nerve gas from some guy in a boozer - it's been sitting in a tin in his lockup for God knows how long.

Following the update on Mr Skripal's condition, the Russian Embassy tweeted: "Good news!"

... we can have another shot at the bastard.

he's gonna defect back to russia after he finds out that the cops subjected his animals to prolonged and painful deaths

it's getting very a fish called wanda

boris ate my goldfish

Theresa May, March 26th “their condition is unlikely to change in the near future, and they may never recover fully.”

So little faith in the NHS huh...

Theresa May, March 26th “their condition is unlikely to change in the near future, and they may never recover fully.”

"... if I've got anything to do with it."

I realised the other day that I've been to that pub they went to in Salisbury and it would have been a really shitty place to spend the last waking hours of your life.

yeah that's not a great pub despite being by the river

lol the south

If was going to spend my last hours getting cut-eye off a bunch of posh gits in a crap pub it would have to be an absolutely stunning place!

Which pub? Want to work out if I went there on my Salisbury trip last year

the case for lj being a russian psyop continues to deepen

He's so unobtrusive and inscrutable.

classic spy disguise. tutor the perfect cover to liase w/ oligarchs

Salisbury is one of those places that's half red-faced Tories in tweeds and corduroy, half tattooed blokes looking for fights with (other) squaddies. The pub in question is called the Old Mill and caters for the latter set of clientele IIRC.

I was in Salisbury last weekend. The Prezzi was still completely shut and guarded by the police. On the up side there was free parking to encourage visitors.

I always wondered why anyone would revive a Cardiacs thread, but having a discreet thread for coded messages makes perfect sense now!

it's the last place anybody would look

Cardiacs convention obviously held each time in Salisbury and Tim Smith's 'rehab clinic is there. this shit goes deeper than any of you could know

'rehab clinic', even. the perfect cover

yeah that's not a great pub despite being by the river

I wouldn't touch the food: https://news.sky.com/story/salisbury-attack-yulia-and-sergei-skripals-relative-refused-entry-to-britain-11319366

https://i.redd.it/nqu51qjnrhq01.jpg

This despite Vince Cable having that street named after him.

Vince "laying some" Cable put in an opportunist "I wouldn't prop up a Corbyn led government" pledge in the Jewish News this week.

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/07/new-political-party-break-mould-westminster-uk-brexit?__twitter_impression=true

”They have the resources, but I’m not sure they have a viable plan,” said one person familiar with the project.

this advert for Centrist Party no 6478 was brought to you by some butthurt property tycoon who isn't seeing their "Labour values" being represented by the Party since extremist entryists took over the joint.

Ideas from "left" and right yeah sure

I am dying for some of the big dicks to have a crack at this tho, it can only be a gusher of pure high octane lulz

Mind you LoveFilm is a billion dollar business so maybe I shouldn't speak too soon

lol yeah, good to hear the visionary genius who came up with the amazing idea of posting rental DVDs to ppl is involved with this one.

Ooh, maybe Tristram Hunt will leave the V&A for this since he’s so wet for a UK Macron, it could only be him in the role.

Thank God someone’s finally funded a space for people who think the left should shut up and never criticise the right ever.

Bets that 20 property developers and Claire Kober are up for this?

xxxp Not the one who turned Netflix into a world-spanning behemoth - the other one.

i just think it's a shame that there are millionaires out there who don't have the control of the electoral system that their money entitles them to

It’s essentially a party by and for the kind of people who groan every time Corbyn talks about the NHS or disability cuts or mental health funding at pmqs. Those issues don’t matter to those people so they can’t possibly understand why they would matter to anyone else. Sure, they’ll occasionally pay a bit of lip service or link an article on austerity with a “this is awful” comment but the status quo works very well for them.

Look forward to them eating into what remains of the Lib Dems vote though.

Lol Suzy! Tristam Hunt was beyond self-parody in his Macron gushings on AQ last week. And just as Macron is talking about returning France's colonial plunder to Africa (and no doubt deporting loads of ppl back there with it as well) Tristam has very different ideas about the UK's plunder at the V+A.

look if we repatriate all our plundered art treasures all we'll have left is a couple of dug-out boats and half a hundred weight of denarii, is that what you want?

I haven't really thought much about that. I just like laying into Tristan Hunt and his Macron gushing. But the idea of going to Museums just full of British Art thoroughly depresses me, we'd never be able dump half of that rubbish anywhere.

London Tories in utter meltdown 👀 pic.twitter.com/q8M6AKZ0gr

— Kieran Dodds (@_kierandodds) April 7, 2018

that's a mess but it finishes with: there is one word to describe the party in London: Screwed.

the Jewdas seder beetroot on eBay is over £22k!
https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Anticapitalist-beetroot-Jewdas-2018-seder-pickled/112919562341?hash=item1a4a87c865:g:0vUAAOSwjI5ax29k

(The horseradish as provided by Corbyn is cheaper at ~£113 lol)

While figures from across the political spectrum are said to be involved in Franks’s project, much of its policy platform appears to be aimed mainly at a liberal, centre-left audience. Potential policy proposals include asking the rich to pay a fairer share of tax, better funding for the NHS and improved social mobility. However, it also backs centre-right ideas on wealth creation and entrepreneurship, and is keen to explore tighter immigration controls. A source said some Brexit supporters are involved.

mould-breaking = the Lib Dems but with immigration mugs

Radical Suk dot com
https://radicalsuk.com/

At this point any respectable News outlet leading with a New Centrist Party story is either a complete fucking joke or someone has paid them well for the advert!

lol! I wonder if the Rawnsley opinion piece with a Macron photo will be a good click.

I keep hearing "complex" when Tories talk about the causes of crime/homelessness/poverty. I was talking to someone on the bus yesterday who was on their way to a church for food handouts. Not Fucking Complex! Complete fucking Tory party mandated poverty in this case.