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I live near a mission, and I'm always complaining about the sounds of majestic bells, saying shit like "HEY, is someone at the door?" to passersby on the street.

it's not a bad song, i just hate that fucking doorbell

― flappy bird, Friday, 6 April 2018 17:46 (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MobMkIXt6vQ

I have now posted two Chumbawamba tracks on ILX this week and am waiting for my prize

Chumbawamba - the bargain bin resident at so many stores

Since when did iLm turn into the I love smashing pumpkins forum

ok that sandwich thing REALLY makes me want to alt-tab away from this timeline (as if I didn't already)

putting that in this thread creates an uneasy hint of ambiguity

MOD EDIT

Awful please delete that

mods, feel free

got it.

hanging fire until we get to Great albums with terrible fifth songs

or third, or eighth

Great albums where all the songs are terrible.

albums with some songs on that you personally don't like but you like the rest of the album on principle because it's by a band

albums that you saw while you were in the pub and one of the tracks offered to buy you a drink but it looked a bit dodgy so you turned it down but then you were paranoid all night that it was going to spike your drink also it was a Smanging Pushkins album

great albums where the time in seconds of the fourth track is exactly equal to the square root of one of the sides of the Great Pyramid of Cheops

when a man makes an album and can't keep its mind on nothin' else, they'd trade the world for the good thing they's found and if it's bad they can't see it because it can do no wrong and they turn their band on their best album if they puts it down

god's work

great excelsiors with terrible last lols.

i was scratching my head trying to remember what old sitcom it was where the mom decides to remove offensive content of a book for her kids. then i remembered! The Addams Family did a show like that in 1965 with "Morticia the Writer" wherein she is upset with popular children's fantasy books (so much violence towards dragons!) and starts writing her own monster-friendly stories.

god that show ruled

May thread title: Do I have a family I can spend more time with?

your lack of quality control wrt reposting any link you remotely agree with just bc it lights up the [redacted] chamber of your brain means you're an enabler of bad writing and thinking, thanks

now Brad, I'm sure you are a clever enough and verbose enough writer to do a little better than this bowdlerised a shit word [redacted] thing. It sucks just as much arse as if you had used the damn word!

does it

i just don't care to get into a fucking argument and that's why i posted that here, thanks though calzino

well confirms to me that you are shit music writer and a prick tbh

oh ok, eat shit friendo

pissed, cornflakes, etc

wtf Brad is amazing

calzino afaict is the UK version of qualmsley?

I'd love to see him dare drop the r-bomb or some version of in a Guardian commissioned piece, no but it's ok to do it on ILX!

Mordy is just a risible pseud clown!

Calzino is good.

I think this argument is the result of a misunderstanding.

If we could get it over with so I can go back to pass-agg image sub-posting that would be great.

Calzino, Brad, Mordy, all good.

sorry Mordy and Brad, I'm a bit grumpy today.

i assumed the [redacted] was something much more personal and nasty than dropping an r-bomb tbph

well, glad you don't think there is anything personal or nasty about disablist slurs.

tfw you make a terrible post and then see this thread at the top of sna

the redacted portion of the post was a proper noun not a slur???? also i know i don't advertise this and i'm not even mad but pls don't misgender me in the future (i use they/them pronouns)

well, glad you don't think there is anything personal or nasty about disablist slurs.

i didn't see any disablist slur in that comment and neither did you

Fuck off and die Mordy, I take the apology right back.

Person arguing that Retarded is acceptable, moaning about being misgendered has a point, but also needs to have a little think themselves, about their own cavalier and cruel attitude towards other sections of humanity.

seemed obvious to me that the "redacted" was in reference to identifying marks of the post being............ redacted ........ so that they could post itt without obviously identifying the poster it was directed at...... because otherwise posting to this thread would be functionally the same as posting it to whatever the original thread was.

calzino seriously wtf are you talking about

"lights up the retarded chamber of your brain" doesn't even make sense

yeah [redacted] did not mean "retarded" there homie

moaning about being misgendered

i think what we've discovered here is you're much more of a prick than i am

shit .. I'm really sorry Brad!

can we system restore ilx to 2 hours ago ty

calzino should stick to what he's good at making repetitive asinine complaints about tories on uk politics threads

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