pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Was "Hurt" a "hit?" It was a "hit" video, but that's really not the same thing, is it?

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, April 8, 2018 11:11 PM (yesterday)

pretty sure Johnny Cash was immortality cemented long before he did a NIN cover

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, April 8, 2018 11:15 PM (yesterday)

this is the exact opposite of the point Kaleb was making though

I found it charming but lol pitchfork the way Kaleb's eyes start darting around the room in panic when he has to try and mention non-outlaw-Americana musics. British punk musicians like... uh... Cabaret Voltaire and Voice Of The Beehive. Noted... uhhh... [misreads Less Than Zero sleeve] Public Enemy producer Rick Rubin. U2 - the very U2 who had, once, previously, made an album.

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

it is always classic to see hipsters dismiss country or gospel, entire careers worth of music, because it doesnt fit some narrative, the last dregs of rockism. like i got news for you buddy, country music and gospel sells millions of records, it doesn't need punk rock cred to be relevant. it has been relevant for millions of people for decades.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

Rubin is a miracle worker and he encourages Johnny Cash to make the best music of his life. This is the door Johnny Cash walks through to dethrone Hank Williams as the king of country music.

lol this is the stupidest fucking thing ive read in a long time

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link

that's meant as a caricature of the standard narrative iirc

Hurt is by far his biggest hit on Spotify/Youtube btw

niels, Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

Great job misreading the essay Adam, well done.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

lol this is the stupidest fucking thing ive read in a long time

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau),

you realize he subverts this sentence with the following one, right?

Also, Kaleb Horton wrote some of the loveliest and most informed bits about Hag when he died in 2016.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

like, he's been steeped in country music longer than ten people on the Pitchfork masthead.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

The album is good, but more importantly, it’s a shrewd marketing idea.

pitchfork in a nutshell

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

the most important thing is narrative, music is afterthought

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

how're you doing in that hole you're digging for yourself?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link

Before U2 and Rick Rubin, Johnny was covered by all kinds of cool people in the 80s and early 90s: Elvis Costello, Social Distortion, Nick Cave, Bongwater, The Mekons, Dead Moon, Blondie, Wall of Voodoo, Dwight Yoakum. The coolest rap record of the 80s, Three Feet High and Rising was named after a Cash line. He's sampled on Paul's Boutique too.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 8 April 2018 20:33 (six years ago) link

Xpost It went both ways, too, because not only was Johnny Cash covering Bruce Springsteen, he was covering Costello, he was covering Nick Lowe ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 April 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

uh trl was still very much a thing in the early 00s? also “hurt” was up for video of the year and mtv still had shows like VIDEO CLASH and ALL THINGS ROCK on its schedule. but i’m sure you feel great about the exacta of being a dick and trotting out the “mtv doesn’t play videos” canard

maura, Monday, 9 April 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

Paul Ponzi is Shakey no?

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 9 April 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link

my three year old sings "Hurt" all the time, so it obviously connects with the younger demographic

President Keyes, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link

i dont think so xp

marcos, Monday, 9 April 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link

ok kinda has the cadence but I dunno

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 9 April 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

impossible to say for sure until paul ponzi comments on a celebrity death, really

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 April 2018 14:02 (six years ago) link

My challop is that Johnny Cash is not the greatest country singer ever because...he's not really a country singer imo

please sign up for my webinar

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 April 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link

in the same way that Bob Marley isn't the greatest reggae star i concur

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 April 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link

was Jesus a Jew?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 April 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

Cash the man was country. But he was maybe more a ... folk artist?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 April 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

MTV showed videos until the mid-00s at least, and even then MTV2 was still showing like half videos.

flappy bird, Monday, 9 April 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link

i remember watching MTV in 2003-2004 and seeing tons of videos during the afternoon.

omar little, Monday, 9 April 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link

Cash the man was country. But he was maybe more a ... folk artist?

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, April 9, 2018 11:00 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i mean like to me, stylistically most of his classic stuff is either really idiosyncratic rockabilly or basically folk music (ira hayes, man in black etc)...

he's really apart from i guess what i consider the main line of country descended from acuff/rose/hank sr/ernest tubb etc, whereas i feel like willie or merle or george jones are way more from that tradition of honky tonk

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 April 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

i think you trade in your "folk artist" card when they give you your own tv show

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVu78DSovhI

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

Honky Tonk is only one strain of country music though. (And Gospel is way more important in country than people like to admit.) Cash was accepted and influential within Country music. (Where do guys like Roger Miller and Marty Robbins and Merle Travis slot in, exactly?) As recently as 10 years ago you had Josh Turner rise to country stardom with a Cash throwback image and sound.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 13:38 (six years ago) link

stylistically most of his classic stuff is either really idiosyncratic rockabilly or basically folk music

Most of the classic Sun artists/recordings were 'marketed' as country, and recognised as such - rockabilly is really an after-the-fact genre, a bit like film noir. This is a good feature on Elvis' country roots, a lot of which equally applies to Cash:

http://www.elvis-history-blog.com/elvis-country-music.html

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

I was thinking of checking out "Wild Wild Country" last night but haven't gotten around to it yet.

Today Pitchfork posted a headline about it and I no longer want to watch this show.

billstevejim, Friday, 13 April 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link

It's pretty good, but not perfect. Check it out. There's a whole thread about it.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 13 April 2018 03:02 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/captain-beefheart-and-his-magic-band-trout-mask-replica/

wrong thread, but at least PF made me smile with it's opening line, which i freudian-slippery misread as 'Though it's hard to listen to' .

Ludo, Saturday, 28 April 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

I take issue with the idea that Zappa basically let things roll in the production. There are some very specific things he did that intensify the murk and confusion of the tracks, and add to the overall weirdness of the album vs various similar follow ups. I was amazed to hear the instrumental demos and hear how clear and crisp they were vs the final product. A lot of this is down to Zappa doing stuff like taping big chunks of cardboard to the drums and cymbals to muffle them, and making it so Beefheart couldn't properly hear the backing tracks when recording vocals so that the singing was somewhat out of sync.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 28 April 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/built-to-spill-perfect-from-now-on/

of course the same jerk that panned the new Andrew W.K. bc he was highly skeptical of all the "empty platitudes" is jacking off all over himself for generic 90s indie rock

The instinct to say something seemed so obvious that to just not somehow felt like a political decision, a meta-commentary on what it means to lead a band and manage the dynamic between performer and whoever you’re performing for.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link

haven't read that review but built to spill is a good band

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

hard to think of a record with more quality hooks than keep it like a secret, for instance

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

But there’s also something aspirational about being labeled “classic rock”—about wanting to make something that could both iconically represent a specific time and become unstuck from it.

unless you are Andrew W.K., then you are merely a poser wallowing in "mindless 1988-ass arena pablum"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

i've tried to listen to Built to Spill. it's generic and boring indie rock. Keep It Like a Secret made me fall asleep the one time i heard it.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link

"generic 90s indie rock" is both v wrong and half-right bc they helped shape what "90s indie rock" sounded like

xp

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

first time i heard Keep It Like a Secret i literally fell asleep halfway through

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

thanks i didn't get it the first time

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 29 April 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

man ned fell asleep right in the middle of a godspeed show, you need to step your hater game up

j., Sunday, 29 April 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

Adam, does that mean that you haven't heard Perfect from Now On? It's just really good post-Neil Young guitar jams. I listen to it and Built to Spill Caustic Resin all the time but I don't listen to other BtS albums nearly as much. Not for everyone, of course.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 29 April 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

Admittedly, I didn't make it all the way through either this review or the Andrew WK review.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 29 April 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

It’s not a badly written piece. Could have stood to end a few paragraphs before it does.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Sunday, 29 April 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

Perfect From Now On is better than almost every Neil Young album tbh

Simon H., Sunday, 29 April 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

i love perfect from now on, so i'll always take the time to read about it. the piece doesn't quite capture what i love about it, but then again, i've always had a hard time explaining it too.

The record doesn’t sound like 1997 or 1967; it and [sic] exists to get lost in, to make you want to carve out some time to get lost.

have to disagree with this, though, and the general thrust of the review that the album is timeless. martsch's voice is clearly post-nasal revolution, and the production clearly puts it in the 90s. the fact that it's an intricate, patient guitar-based rock album with no attempts at a single, no gimmicky video, and lots of people cared about means it can't be from the last 10 years.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 April 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

it sounds exactly like 1997, and it's all the better for it

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 April 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

there's nothing wrong with sounding '97

this otoh was a great reissue review
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21096-theres-nothing-wrong-with-love/

niels, Monday, 30 April 2018 06:32 (five years ago) link


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