craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege, and quality

I feel like the fact that this exists means the revolution is overdue:

https://www.goldbely.com/about

posted here because it's such an absurd contradiction, enjoy all that special local small-business foodcraft by having it shipped across the country by a silicon valley startup using outrageously expensive means only within reach of the top .01%.

https://www.goldbely.com/louie-mueller-barbecue/legendary-beef-brisket

fuuuuuuuuck you

i was ok with it until i scrolled down to the "the team" section

Haha, yes, ship that fresh-off-the-grill bacon wrapped hot dog from Los Angeles to Maine!

https://www.goldbely.com/buona-italian-beef/italian-beef-sandwich-kit-8-pack

$14/each for sandwiches that are $5 each, and you still have to make them yourself. Is it really that hard to find a decent beef sandwich where you live? Or you just HAVE to have THAT beef sandwich, because you're such a special person.

Ora King is a brand of farmed salmon raised in New Zealand. It tastes good. You can get a raw vacuum-packed fillet of it in the US for about $20/lb0/lb, or a raw artisanally vacuum-packed fillet of it shipped from NZ via Honolulu by Goldbely for https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon75.

Well, that link didn't work, did it. $175.00. One fillet of raw farmed fish. https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon

I grew up on this, the real Sloppy Joe, still a regular at any shiva in Essex County.

https://www.goldbely.com/town-hall-deli

seem to be well "curated", good to use the site as a road trip guide and skip the shipping fees.

https://pantograph0.goldbely.com/s820/uploads/product_image/image/1909/naked-dog-fifty.f6d4a2cff5a51adabab42c242ed7dfc3.jpg

65 bucks. Buns, mustard etc not included.

Ora King is a brand of farmed salmon raised in New Zealand. It tastes good. You can get a raw vacuum-packed fillet of it in the US for about $20/lb0/lb, or a raw artisanally vacuum-packed fillet of it shipped from NZ via Honolulu by Goldbely for https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon75.

― mick signals, Thursday, April 19, 2018 3:42 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, that link didn't work, did it. $175.00. One fillet of raw farmed fish. https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon

― mick signals, Thursday, April 19, 2018 3:43 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is very similar to the fact that they sell Table 87 pizza, which is already available in supermarkets, in the same packaging in which you get it in supermarkets. You can also get it from online grocery sites, e.g. right now Jet has the 10" pizza for $10. However, if you prefer, you can pay $10/slice for goldbely to send it to you.

or I guess for more accurate comparison, $20 per ten inch pie:
https://www.goldbely.com/table-87/17408-coal-oven-margherita-pizza-pie-4-pack

I live in New York but I had never heard of this famous Table 87 Pizza. So I had to look it up. Apparently its claim to fame is selling pizza cooked in a coal oven, by the slice. Both of which are obviated if you have to buy an entire pie by mail-order and cook it in your home oven.

This is turning me right now into the curmudgeon I did not intend to become for at least another 5-7 years. I am going to close my laptop. And maybe toss it into the bathtub.

I actually did know Table 87 because I used to walk past it, but I never thought of it as a "famous" place (like Lucali, DiFara, etc.). And then I saw it on Shark Tank, when they launched this freeze-wrapped pizza idea. Which I guess is alright, but like I said, you can already order the exact same product online for literally half the price. And even at that price it seems a little expensive.

Ess-a-Bagels, nearly $5/bagel
https://www.goldbely.com/ess-a-bagel/17232-ny-bagels-13-pack

looooool NJ Taylor Ham at $20/lb
https://www.goldbely.com/taylor-ham/15423-taylor-ham-pork-roll-3-lb-roll

And now I am researching Table 87. because I had never heard of it either. It definitely has never been talked about in the same breath as even the newer places (Motorino, Roberta's). But I guess they got lucky.

If some careless moron can't spell and goes to "goldbelly.com" by mistake, not to worry, it redirects straight to goldbely.com.

due to looking at goldbely i'm getting their ads on facebook. Feat. LCD Soundsystem.

appropriately artisanal

https://www.superdenim.com/us/freedom-sleeve-sweatshirt-oatmeal.html/

Description
A crew-neck sweatshirt made in Wakayama, Japan, of 100% cotton on vintage loop wheel machines, which are known to weave a sluggish pace, with only a single meter of fabric produced every hour. When compared to contemporary manufacturing methods, Loopwheel machines apply a very low thread tension allowing the production of an exceedingly premium and unique fabric.

Lol. "This is good because it is made inefficiently."

exceedingly premium

made on the very machines that authentic, virtuous high-quality craftspeople would have smashed to pieces in protest at the destruction of their way of life

xp you left out the important part man alive

A crew-neck sweatshirt made in Wakayama, Japan, of 100% cotton on vintage loop wheel machines, which are known to weave a sluggish pace, with only a single meter of fabric produced every hour. When compared to contemporary manufacturing methods, Loopwheel machines apply a very low thread tension allowing the production of an exceedingly premium and unique fabric. The resulting material feels like it has been hand woven, with a stretchy element to it, a quality that cannot be replicated by modern production techniques. The crucial difference is that Loopwheel fabric is knit in an oval shaped sequence to yield a fabric that will comfortably stretch with wear, but will return to its original dimensions with a wash.

you may not agree that a marginal cost is worth it but it's not just "slow for slow's sake"

the marginal cost, not a marginal cost

Even the "very low thread tension" of the Loopwheel process is not nothing, and -- especially in combination with the downward effect of Earth's oppressive gravitation on the threads -- tugs hurtfully at one's skin.

you can buy a companion "grounding" liner iirc

Yet another reason to go to Wakayama this June.

was there always a prestige line of Champion sportswear/sweats or did this pop up in recent years as a cash grab because of the trends

I always thought it was a standing brand that was just kind of standard sportswear with some downmarket products

https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/consumer-products/food/896779-kroger-class-action-says-artisan-ice-creams-mass-produced/

lmao

the ingredients, as listed on the packaging:

Milk, cream, sugar syrup, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, whey, skim milk, natural and artificial flavors, cellulose gel, guar gum, cellulose gum, mono- and diglycerides, locust bean gum, polysorbate 80, ground vanilla bean, carrageenan.CONTAINS: MILK

That's like one notch above the lawsuit about Drive not being a Fast and Furious type movie.

a+ piece on CNC (computer numerical control) stone carving tools used by Carmelite monks.

Is it the Carmelite monks for whom labour, infrastructure projects like reclaiming land, and construction is their expression of faith? Is the computer code that makes it easier to accomplish this godly or impious? it’s just a tool, right?

contains a grebt coding bug anecdote:

At the very end of each window sill, after it had completely finished carving, the code told the CNC machine to repeatedly pound down into the top of the sill, almost as if it was a giant fist.

it was the cistercians.

that's sick as hell