Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

That crying with laughter emoji (the one on its side) is the absolute worst.

emojis are neither words, usages, nor phrases

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/word-of-the-year/word-of-the-year-2015

well deserved award. i stand corrected

had enough of "I'm screaming" now

If it’s not a word, please inform my work WhatsApp thread, as it’s approx 60% of all characters

I'd argue that emojis count, mostly because I want to denounce their existence itt.

😂

you are all monsters

The one that bothers me is 'feelsgoodman' vs 'feelbadman', which seems to make up about a third of all online discourse.

the 100 emoji is bad and overused

100 I mean otm

"pain points"

i haven't heard pain points, hit me with an example. make my head hurt

"feels good/bad man" is awful but definitely seems like that one has receded in the past 2 or so years.

Hacking on the ILX codebase has a lot of pain points due to accumulated technical debt. We’re scoping some major refactoring for the next sprint.

^ that's quite beautiful, but only if you look past everything it exemplifies

the 100 emoji is bad and overused

― marcos, Friday, April 27, 2018 5:58 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I haven’t seen this used much at all this year!

perhaps the most monstrous construction of our age is any patronising, pernickety, hectoring or aggressive comment prepended with "sorry"

it's for ppl whose esteem is based on pedantry and a self-congratulatory sense of correctness. i'm not sure what ppl think they mean when they write it (it's too obviously dickish to be common in spoken english), but it's amongst the most smug uses of ironic politeness going, but ofc it does at least serve the function of marking out its users as pure evil

"sorry" became "sorry (not sorry)" with the sarcasm baked in at some point

is it okay to point out that the people who support Trump fundamentally don't care if he had an affair with multiple porn stars, covered them up, paid them off, then lied about them repeatedly, let alone if he violated a campaign finance law

— Adam Sternbergh (@sternbergh) May 3, 2018

"it it okay to point out"

all meaningless prefaces should be eliminated

sorry let me try that again
i was wondering if there is any way that we could possibly come to some kind of an agreement that all meaningless prefaces should be eliminated

meaningless and also the smug "watch out, i'm going to say something very smart and original now!" overtone to it

"dark timeline"
"lawful good/chaotic neutral/etc." being applied to everything like everybody is a D&D player now

a more disingenuously tentative cousin to "Can I just..." "I'm just gonna..." etc. xp

if only i were the sort of person to respond to all of these people with "yes it is ok" or "yes you may"
"go right ahead"
"permission granted"

That is SO not okay to point out.

I often fall into the habit of appending "I think" to the front of posts. Declarative sentences feel too exposed.

*prepending? whatever

"I think" is useful when you want to infer "This is my belief but feel free to disagree and I'm not stuck on it or anything"

(As opposed to "My opinion is the literal truth, no other opinion counts.")

"i think" is useful when you don't want to look like one of those ilmos who post like their personal opinions are coming straight from Mount Olympus

i've noticed that men have started to "i think" and "i feel like"/ other softeners more than they used to
we were advised to remove all hedging and softeners from our communications so we could sound more like men, more assertive, and look what happens next

we could still carry on moving in opposite directions just to see how it works out

i feel like that would be an interesting experiment

i think you might be right

i hereby grant you permission from my perch atop mount olympus

pffffht.
I rarely NEVER express my feelings. And if I did, nothing barring nature's stoic expanse would behold the majestic howlings of the lone wolf.

what the fuck are "feelings"

it's for ppl whose esteem is based on pedantry and a self-congratulatory sense of correctness

this is absolutely true and unfortunately seems to describe most of my experience of the internet!

sorry if i have ever used sorry as a meaningless preface, but

perhaps the most monstrous construction of our age is any patronising, pernickety, hectoring or aggressive comment prepended with "sorry"

it's for ppl whose esteem is based on pedantry and a self-congratulatory sense of correctness. i'm not sure what ppl think they mean when they write it (it's too obviously dickish to be common in spoken english), but it's amongst the most smug uses of ironic politeness going, but ofc it does at least serve the function of marking out its users as pure evil

― ogmor, Wednesday, May 2, 2018 11:23 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can't speak for anybody else but for me it generally means "I am trying to signal to you that I would prefer not to be yelled at for this"

as in, the "patronizing" and "hectoring" part is editorializing; for me, it means "I disagree with you enough that I'm moved to say something, but really don't want to get into a fight about it [because I hate getting into fights]"

“That is a thing that happened”

Surely mentioned somewhere upthread but I read it today and almost threw my phone out a window

xp i'm moved to tell you that yr a terrible person but i don't want to get into a fight about it

I mean the ideal outcome of any such comment would be "sorry, I didn't take that into account, I'll do better next time"

I often fall into the habit of appending "I think" to the front of posts. Declarative sentences feel too exposed.

― jmm, Thursday, May 3, 2018 10:21 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark

yeah often this is necessary. people tend to take opinions in a very hostile way. if you offer up your view on a thread topic there is a 50% chance you didn't read the entire thread and somebody has decided there is a generally accepted narrative of discussion going on and now you are attacking it or somebody directly when in fact you just wanted to throw in your 2 cents.

statements made on the internet are opinions, this should be assumed for every post on the internet ever.

you do not have to both agree on the same opinion. two differing opinions can co-exist.

one man's thoughts

the problem is that 'I think' is 4 characters longer than 'imo'; and 'imo' is an easier tell of someone posting their opinion than 'I think' which people might graze over ('imo' is more in your face and less prone to grazing.)

I might of meant glazing

i write imo a lot
the rest does waste space, i agree
if you're gonna add a disclaimer, do it efficiently for yourself & the message's recipients imo

like if you read this message board and dont think just about everything is an opinion i rly dont think any1 can help u