Elon Musk

Awesome sauce!

'everything is awesome', enjoyed without irony

a month ago i thought about buying a share for the first time, risking it on tesla even though i knew there was a high chance of them going bankrupt. now i'm glad i held off.

A week's worth of URL titles
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/05/elon-musk-hung-up-on-ntsb-chief-during-call-about-tesla-crash-probe/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-05/musk-is-super-super-serious-in-attacking-buffett-s-candy-moat
https://pagesix.com/2018/05/05/meet-elon-musks-new-love-interest
https://gizmodo.com/tesla-shareholders-will-vote-on-booting-elon-musk-as-ch-1825598148

Anyone with an over-under on a final public meltdown?

yeah he seems unstable

"I am super super serious," Musk said of his candy idea. He also tweeted a movie clip from the animated "Trolls," with characters dancing to Justin Timberlake’s song "Can’t Stop The Feeling!" Musk didn’t provide an explanation for the video.

Thank god he stopped short of saying "super cereal"

uh

https://pagesix.com/2018/05/07/elon-musk-quietly-dating-musician-grimes/

lol

“Elon was researching the idea of joking about Rococo Basilisk, and when he saw Grimes had already joked about it, he reached out to her,” says the insider.

oldest trick in the book

they said roko's basilisk would retroactively punish humanity but they could never foresee how

lmaoooo

You realise that if he was ever to become involved in some sort of scandal and subsequent cover-up, newspapers could use the headline, "Elongate"

― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:50 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if he was caught cheating he'd be THE MUSKRAT

― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:53 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jumping in before nickb gets credit for muskrat an all

lolz

your rights are my rights are our rights tom get out and march

this is how much i never want to hear grimes

https://voices.clickhole.com/i-never-want-to-understand-sand-1825124083

grimes is pretty good!

https://artofstyle.club/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/elon-musk-casual-style-art-of-style.jpg

learning of the existence of that clickhole blog jed posted is the best thing to come out of all this

my favorite headline of the day: Musk's Stock-Option Tweet May Invite U.S. Labor Board Complaint

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-22/musk-s-stock-option-tweet-may-invite-u-s-labor-board-complaint

Many Silicon Valley companies give employees shares that fully vest over a four-year period, which has made equity in fast-growing companies a critical part of employees’ compensation packages. The National Labor Relations Act forbids employers from threatening employees with loss of jobs or benefits if they join or vote for a union.

“This is an interesting example of an employer using social media for purposes of campaigning and sharing its views with employees before they vote to decide on representation,” Steven Swirsky, a former NLRB attorney who’s represented companies including Volkswagen AG, said in an interview. “I can foresee the union claiming that this is a threat that the company will discontinue this benefit if the workers chose to be represented.”

Musk would have been on safer legal ground, Liebman said, if he had just described collective bargaining as a give-and-take proposition and warned workers that they may lose benefits in the process.

a genius unlike any other

wow, there is no elon musk news

Well, he's having quite the day on Twitter there.

I was just coming over to say, it just keeps going.

PRAVDA

*kisses fingers*

[texting]

GRIMES: 🌞 ¡good morninggg! 👻 xDDDD

MUSK: hello my evropa, my sparkling summer solstice of sweet sherry. no-gods do i love alliteration

GRIMES: what R U doin todayyy 🧠👀

MUSK: methinks at precisely 22:35 on the dot i shall tonguepunch your delectable twatterino ;P

— erica ✌️😉💜 (@babyfacepop) May 22, 2018

Thing I’ll be thinking about all day today: people offering hugs to Elon and buying Tesla stock in response to people roasting Elon Musk about not liking unions pic.twitter.com/G3pRJXu9Jr

— alan (@ActionAlan) May 23, 2018

he’s really owning the Gavin Belsen resemblance

Was his calling it Pravda some weird irony, or is he just stupid?

if nothing else, musk deserves the guillotine for further encouraging peter daou

https://i.redditmedia.com/CKxDpPvOIhr-Cz5UZgtp9RIzCi_3DZS2uGtZDX0o_IY.jpg?w=1024&s=1cfc619f2506d689b1b300ffafdf9c92

I'm sure the people who are motivated to evaluate the 'truth' of an article will be untainted, dispassionate defenders of 'verity'.

that daou tweet made my day, just beautiful stuff

so he's just putting the struggle to combat lies and fake news with the pure authorized TruthTM "on hold" to work on a book?

this book will be nothing but lies.

I think he might even be lying about working on a book! Oh my gosh.

well well well

May 24 (Reuters) - The United Auto Workers International Union (UAW) has filed a complaint accusing Tesla Inc Chief Executive Elon Musk of illegally threatening to take away benefits from workers who join the union.

The UAW, which is seeking to represent workers at Tesla’s facility in Fremont, California, filed the complaint with the National Labor Relations Board late Wednesday.

Musk in a tweet on Monday said there was nothing stopping Tesla workers from joining a union, but “why pay union dues & give up stock options for nothing?”

https://www.reuters.com/article/tesla-union/union-accuses-tesla-ceo-musk-of-threatening-workers-idUSL2N1SV1DT

That tweet katherine posted above is my least favorite thing I've seen on the internet this year.

if I had to see it so do you

(texting)

https://theoutline.com/post/4662/elon-musk-business-ideas-pravda-candy-company-flamethrower?zd=2&zi=rasxm6k5

A great judge of the press.

This analysis is excellent. Applies principles of https://t.co/pLVH45gvOM https://t.co/EfAEPmH454

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 26, 2018

Hey buddy. Don't do this. You're making a terrible mistake. https://t.co/SxqsYh8V1s

— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) May 26, 2018

Uh-oh, Elon Musk has caught a Twitter-specific mental disease. You've seen it before. Someone or some group on here has owned him so bad that he is re-aligning his whole life and worldview to prove them wrong. Happens all the time, but only Musk may blow up a planet as a result

— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) May 23, 2018

Non-trivial part of my timeline alternating between "Elon. Please. Stop Talking." and "only following @spacex now" performative outrage.

I think there’s another Twitter user who is actually much more likely to blow up earth as a result

Amazon has to ship to every military PO, right? Jeff decides to sneak an explosive in all the packages going to US bases worldwide

No way does the Trumpster have that pull

Anyone want to bet he’ll address the absolute flood of antisemites supporting him in the replies here?

Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 27, 2018

Or is he going to be crying about the unfair media covering stuff like this?
http://www.thejournal.ie/tesla-autopilot-crash-4038417-May2018/

It don’t take long to get to a pro-Assad anti Semitic Pepe the frog and that was enough.

Revolting.

lmao

Marx was a capitalist. He even wrote a book about it.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 15, 2018

Came to post that, hehehe we live in a fictional narrative this world isn’t real

I'm... pretty sure that has to be a joke. Even hating Elon Musk, I'm willing to extend credit that far.

Yeah he’s trying “humour” and it’s coming out exactly as you’d expect