Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Please tell me this is the extent of Facebook's efforts to monitor for hate speech. It's like a manager who just stays home and emails their employees every day with a 'are you working, y/n'.

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

if there's one thing facebook users are good at it's being able to know hate speech when they see it, and to consciously decide to take steps to stop spreading it

thanks facebook!

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

I clicked yes on every post just out of principle, suspect many others did the same

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

peacebook

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

re: barbara walters i always remember her interview with monica lewinsky, how prudish & nasty BW is, and at one point, completely incredulous, asks lewinsky: "why didn't you take this dress and send it to be dry cleaned?!"

flappy bird, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

Q: Which do you think is the most important part of the nuclear triad?

A: The destruction is very important to me.

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

gotta be the nuclear part

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

sheriff joe. scooter libby. who will mr. trump pardon next?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 3 May 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

*whom

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 3 May 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

keep it together reg

j., Thursday, 3 May 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfMqgdOA5PM

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 3 May 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

happy cinco de mayo!

the president of the united states of america is so broke he can't afford to tell the truth

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link

I think all Americans should support their president no matter what. It's like if I'm stranded in the desert and I get hungry, I suck it up and start eating fistfuls of sand even though it will almost certainly kill me. It's my duty. My responsibility. Amen.

Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 May 2018 14:23 (five years ago) link

Who is Donald Trump

flappy bird, Sunday, 6 May 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

This seems a little more pointed than not inviting someone to your dinner party.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/06/mccain-says-trump-should-skip-his-funeral-wants-pence-to-attend.html

clemenza, Sunday, 6 May 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

The comments thread makes that more tolerable somehow.

Hunt3r, Sunday, 6 May 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

still can't believe this guy is President

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 18 May 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

all you need is cuts
all you need is cuts
all you need are tax cuts
tax cuts are all you need

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 May 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

lmao at the imagery on this site

https://www.americanideahotels.com/

maura, Sunday, 17 June 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

2scoops survived 'grab em by the pussy'; curious what info dump behind closed doors mr. putin told 2scoops his GRU commandos have to blow helsinki over too

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

A president who can’t separate his innocence from Russia’s, even after a year and a half in office — and who has to be implored to listen to his national security team and prepare for the next attack — is clearly unfit to protect the country.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/republican-congressmen-try-a-tv-intervention-with-trump-on-russia.html

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

"His interest in what we're doing is problematic, from my chair, and I would say in general the owners' chair," Jones said at Wednesday's news conference to open training camp in Oxnard, California. "It's unprecedented, if you really think about it. But like the very game itself, that's the way it is and we'll deal with it.

"We feel strongly about how we deal with it and we'll do so accordingly, but, yes, I, like everybody, would like for it to go away."

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24192764/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-donald-trump-interest-anthem-issue-problematic

USFL!

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

ts: qualmsley nicknames in political threads vs morbs nicknames in political threads

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

morbs 1000%

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

dud

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

who would you rather have a beer with

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

who would you rather have a beer take prescription amphetamines with

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:13 (five years ago) link

Can I ask a question? I'm not having second thoughts about this post. How does Donald Trump shit?

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:14 (five years ago) link

sources say that he sits on the toilet from shortly after dinner until he goes to bed, watching tv the entire time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:16 (five years ago) link

i just made up but you know it's true

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:16 (five years ago) link

How does Donald Trump shit?

According to Scott Adams, brilliantly and strategically.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link

through persuasion

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:25 (five years ago) link

He’s definitely a dud. That might be challops but I believe it.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link

just remembered this guy's views on exercise bahahahahaha

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

Be more hilarious if he had a HEART ATTACK and DIED

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

Feel like his followers would just scream WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

the trump deathers

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 3 August 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link

elvis is still alive I hear.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 3 August 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

given his diet, two dumps per week, tops

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 August 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

I assume some sort of viscous waste runoff is constantly oozing from his pores (as a result of a perma-logjam of steak briquettes in his colon).

Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 August 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

"Must suck to get away with every lie in the world all your life... then get to the big show and realize that, eventually, you're going to pay for every lie you ever told."

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 5 August 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

i'm willing to revisit this question if he murder-suicides one of his piece of shit kids or son-in-law

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 5 August 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just another queens boy gone wrong, a gentile bernie madoff with way wealthier folks, much less brainpower, and not nearly the head of hair

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 August 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Dr. Franklin was for retaining the clause [on impeachment], as favorable to the executive. History furnishes one example only of a first magistrate being formally brought to public justice. Every body cried out against this as unconstitutional. What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only deprived of his life, but of the opportunity of vindicating his character. It would be the best way, therefore, to provide in the Constitution for the regular punishment of the executive, where his misconduct should deserve it, and for his honorable acquittal, where he should be unjustly accused."

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 8 September 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link

is 2scoops more jay gatsby or tom buchanan? is putin meyer wolfsheim? who's daisy? who's myrtle?

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 14 September 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

Donald Trump is the real Gatsby; the novel’s Gatsby is Trump through (circa 2016) Michael Cohen’s eyes

Trϵϵship, Friday, 14 September 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way.

“Civilization’s going to pieces,” broke out Tom violently. “I’ve gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read ‘The Rise of the Colored Empires’ by this man Goddard?”

“Why, no,” I answered, rather surprised by his tone.

“Well, it’s a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don’t look out the white race will be — will be utterly submerged. It’s all scientific stuff; it’s been proved.”

“Tom’s getting very profound,” said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. “He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we ——”

“Well, these books are all scientific,” insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. “This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It’s up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.”

“We’ve got to beat them down,” whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun.

“You ought to live in California —” began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair.

“This idea is that we’re Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and ——” After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. “— And we’ve produced all the things that go to make civilization — oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?”

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Saturday, 15 September 2018 02:47 (five years ago) link


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