'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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oi stadium designers, this is what a real stand looks like!

calzino, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

congrats to the albion but ffs that was a shocking united performance. pogba was shit, rashford looked like a player severely lacking games, and i never want to see fellaini start for us ever again

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Friday, 4 May 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

Despite your pretty mediocre season tho you're still going to finish second and have a good chance of winning a trophy to boot

groovypanda, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

let them moan

imago, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

It was an absolute atrocity. I really just can not go on supporting ManU. Not with the devil, the great destroyer, at the helm.

xp Finishing second. Yeah, what a beaut. That might suffice for Spurs fans (ducks for the 51s) but yeah, no.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

a pox on u

.b derf (darraghmac), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link

united fans suffering suffices for this spurs fan

ogmor, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link

Srsly tho, Spurs are a dead entity. No prizes, no capital to match the big shots. Always playing for second place. Stuck in limbo innit. #fp'd myself so u lot dunna be othered. Truth talk tho.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link

are you

are you serious

.b derf (darraghmac), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:26 (six years ago) link

netherlands cocaine surplus crisis deepens ;)

imago, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

Always playing for second place.

That high?

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

Srsly tho, Spurs are a dead entity. No prizes, no capital to match the big shots. Always playing for second place. Stuck in limbo innit. #fp'd myself so u lot dunna be othered. Truth talk tho.

Still more fun than supporting a Mourihno squad afaic.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link

the barely-appreciated trophies and capital are ofc what gives rise to the deathly stench around utd

ogmor, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:42 (six years ago) link

lmao lj

Tell me what Spurs is for then! Whatsa boy like Eriksen to do to ever win a prize in his life? Staying with Spurs certainly aint it. Dembele, supreme dude, he won't win nowt if he stays with Spurs. Cemetery. Make a move already. Either try and compete with big capital or be West Brom. Nowt in betweeen.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

Still more fun than supporting a Mourihno squad afaic.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, May 4, 2018 11:35 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I agree!

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

if spurs won the pl three years in a row i'd lose interest tbh

ogmor, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link

Look fwd to that resolution being tested

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 May 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link

Also lmao @ man u selling soul to the devil and getting pretty much fuck all

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 4 May 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link

Still better than it was under LVG

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 4 May 2018 22:29 (six years ago) link

"the barely-appreciated trophies and capital are ofc what gives rise to the deathly stench around utd"

Honestly being a United fan these days sounds fucking miserable, like a Drake song that goes on for three years.

Matt DC, Friday, 4 May 2018 22:32 (six years ago) link

mourinho is poison utter poison

.b derf (darraghmac), Friday, 4 May 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link

Either try and compete with big capital or be West Brom. Nowt in betweeen.

Football is about the journey as well as the destination.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Saturday, 5 May 2018 07:44 (six years ago) link

yeah i find that entire sentiment repellent tbh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 5 May 2018 07:57 (six years ago) link

football is mostly the journey, the constant failure in the struggle for some perfect expression of collective, lucid consciousness. it's both a continuously evolving tactical discourse and a series of intense, sometimes sublime moments. at their best the prizes lend extra weight to those moments, but there are also protracted collapses and slow burning anguish, and when they afflict the truly Big teams who consider their trophies proof of their league nobility, yr juves and reals and bayerns, the gnashings of teeth are ofc more glorious and real than the reflected glory their fans want to bask in

ogmor, Saturday, 5 May 2018 09:52 (six years ago) link

Football is mostly the journey, the pub and the journey home imo.

Tim, Saturday, 5 May 2018 10:40 (six years ago) link

the journey to r/soccerstreams

ogmor, Saturday, 5 May 2018 10:43 (six years ago) link

just popping in to say fuck West Brom, see you next season

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 May 2018 10:44 (six years ago) link

getting pissed up on a chartered train to Wembley was definitely my highlight of last year, and the journey back was even better. Probably more fun than this indifferent season where we will probably go down on the last day, but still last season was one hell of a journey.

calzino, Saturday, 5 May 2018 10:50 (six years ago) link

But you've lived the dream, calz, no-one can take that from you *violently blows nose with hankie*

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 May 2018 11:00 (six years ago) link

at least I got Ryan Shawcross's autograph!

calzino, Saturday, 5 May 2018 11:03 (six years ago) link

everyone otm lbi is an awful man and well he knows it the niet wiet

.b derf (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 May 2018 11:12 (six years ago) link

GtF in Palace! was just celebrating that goal in the garden!

calzino, Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link

lol! bye Stoke, or maybe see you soon!

calzino, Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:26 (six years ago) link

up there in heaven, booing the cherubim and seraphim for incredibly obscure and petty reasons

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

Season gets more beautiful by the hour

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

It is actually pretty embarrassing to be the first team relegated while not even being bottom of the league.

Cheerio Stoke.

Matt DC, Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

wasn't at all begrudging WBA holding their own against our 5000th consecutive turgid display until Nyon tried to cheat his way to an advantage and freaked out when no one bought it

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 May 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

Chadli on for West Brom, congratulations to him for his upcoming winner

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 May 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link

Aaaagh

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 May 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

pitiful bottling cunts deserve precisely zero from this game and are going to get the same from their season as well

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 May 2018 15:53 (six years ago) link

for the avoidance of doubt I am not talking about WBA here

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 May 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link

I am disappointed but not surprised by your chokey bullshit

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 May 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link

speaking of self-clowning ovens here's Everton striving to lose at home to Southampton and deny us an extra morsel of relegation intrigue

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 May 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

but!

imago, Saturday, 5 May 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

that's right, I am now a French commentator with v delayed reactions

imago, Saturday, 5 May 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link

BBC reporting Ferguson in hospital with a brain haemmorhage.

Matt DC, Saturday, 5 May 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link

think

think im coming round

think im coming round to levy taking poch aside and giving him a "clarify yourself publicly or fuck off. and fyi your one tactic consistently failing against shit teams? yeah thats your problem not 'player mentality'" talk

.b derf (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 May 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

wba with 1 shot on target and an xG of 2.39

fuck off

.b derf (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 May 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link

cringed all the marrow out of my bones at Jonathan Pearce marking Brighton's survival by listing Fatboy Slim song titles

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 May 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link


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