'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

wasn't at all begrudging WBA holding their own against our 5000th consecutive turgid display until Nyon tried to cheat his way to an advantage and freaked out when no one bought it

Chadli on for West Brom, congratulations to him for his upcoming winner

Aaaagh

pitiful bottling cunts deserve precisely zero from this game and are going to get the same from their season as well

for the avoidance of doubt I am not talking about WBA here

I am disappointed but not surprised by your chokey bullshit

speaking of self-clowning ovens here's Everton striving to lose at home to Southampton and deny us an extra morsel of relegation intrigue

but!

that's right, I am now a French commentator with v delayed reactions

BBC reporting Ferguson in hospital with a brain haemmorhage.

think

think im coming round

think im coming round to levy taking poch aside and giving him a "clarify yourself publicly or fuck off. and fyi your one tactic consistently failing against shit teams? yeah thats your problem not 'player mentality'" talk

wba with 1 shot on target and an xG of 2.39

fuck off

cringed all the marrow out of my bones at Jonathan Pearce marking Brighton's survival by listing Fatboy Slim song titles

ffs! they should at least get a points deduction for that cunt living there, and still breathing.

everyone otm lbi is an awful man and well he knows it the niet wiet

― .b derf (darraghmac), Saturday, May 5, 2018 1:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i aint saying nowt i aint saying nowt i aint saying nowt

Well, imago's season is over. On the bright side for him and others who do not relish the prospect of an eagles dominated world, looks like we're going ahead with a pharaonic new main stand which will take two years to build and may bankrupt the club

we've made some of the best chances in this so far, but alas both times the final finish went to a fullback rather than Mounie. Obv a bit of a defensive set-up, but not quite park the bus + a decent performance so far.

I'll take a point at City, now these underachieving wimps just need to beat Arsenal + Chelsea!

Some people ask for it.
Huddersfield fans: "Where were you when you were s**t?"#MCFC fans: "Scoring ten when we were s**t!"

— Stuart Brennan (@StuBrennanMEN) May 6, 2018

fair point.

FFS Liverpool. We need your bottling pricks to bail out our load of bottling pricks.

can't work out which scouser is punditing on Five Live but even he sounds embarrassed about how biased Alan Green is

everyone is a cunt

Salah has been really off form in the last few games

cunt

ffs, Chelsea will be at full tilt + going for it on Wednesday now.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DchloAUXkAA1kPI.jpg

apparently seen in Westminster.

This extended coverage of Wenger's goodbye to Arsenal fans on 5 live is going into fucking royal baby territory.

Well he is a big baby after all.

I think after they have been slagging the shit out of him all season long, he is getting some proxy RIP Fergie love today.

Noble Jesus betrayed by a whole fam of Judases

That expression "the wider football community" I keep hearing makes me want to retch tbh!

it makes me think of the Nevilles having a BBQ with Stuart Pearce and all pissing onto the blood sausage before serving it up with a side dish of vomit/diarrhea!

Well, imago's season is over.

― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, May 6, 2018 12:20 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nbd, just a playoff campaign

cuuuuunts

ffs, Chelsea will be at full tilt + going for it on Wednesday now.

On the other hand, Arsenal have given the old guy a real send off and will probably have buried him by then.

good point. Tbh if Town play like they did today against Chelsea, then they will have problems breaking us down as well. Just not sure if some of our "heroes" from today have another 9/10 performance in them 3 days later.

Congrats on yr point Calz!

I'm watching el clasico and it's delightful hot mess. It's free fighting, with both the refs and all the players being major cunts. Spain will have VAR next year but games like these are completely un-VARable. Or it'd take 180 minutes and end up 7-6 or something.

Also Bale wouldn't even start in WHU's first 11 he's that bad.

Which is worse, Bale or VAR?

Would make a good poll I mean

Well, imago's season is over.

― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, May 6, 2018 12:20 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nbd, just a playoff campaign

― imago, Sunday, 6 May 2018 19:48 (one hour ago) Permalink

O cool, did charltown (?) get to your division's version of the playoffs? Cute.

*shoots up heroin OD with youtube vid of jon fortune's last-minute goal on repeat*

nah it's cool. the wheel always turns.

O cool, did charltown (?) get to your division's version of the playoffs? Cute.

― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, May 6, 2018 11:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CHARLTOWNE no shelter
CHARLTOWNE no anything
CHARLTOWNE single angel
CHARLTOWNE no exit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUoUfOK20TE

come on anybody

yeah come on erm.. any of yous!

I've given up on the best permutations for us, but W Brom getting relegated and one of these sides still on 33 has got to be positive.

that damned home draw against 10-man Swansea could end up proving costly.

Come on Swansea. Southampton deserve to suffer

imagine the likes of .. gasp.. S Long + Austin in the champo... formidable to say the least.