'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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Well he is a big baby after all.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 May 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

I think after they have been slagging the shit out of him all season long, he is getting some proxy RIP Fergie love today.

calzino, Sunday, 6 May 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

Noble Jesus betrayed by a whole fam of Judases

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 May 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

That expression "the wider football community" I keep hearing makes me want to retch tbh!

calzino, Sunday, 6 May 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

it makes me think of the Nevilles having a BBQ with Stuart Pearce and all pissing onto the blood sausage before serving it up with a side dish of vomit/diarrhea!

calzino, Sunday, 6 May 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link

Well, imago's season is over.

― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, May 6, 2018 12:20 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nbd, just a playoff campaign

imago, Sunday, 6 May 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

cuuuuunts

.b derf (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 May 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

ffs, Chelsea will be at full tilt + going for it on Wednesday now.

On the other hand, Arsenal have given the old guy a real send off and will probably have buried him by then.

Matt DC, Sunday, 6 May 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

good point. Tbh if Town play like they did today against Chelsea, then they will have problems breaking us down as well. Just not sure if some of our "heroes" from today have another 9/10 performance in them 3 days later.

calzino, Sunday, 6 May 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

Congrats on yr point Calz!

I'm watching el clasico and it's delightful hot mess. It's free fighting, with both the refs and all the players being major cunts. Spain will have VAR next year but games like these are completely un-VARable. Or it'd take 180 minutes and end up 7-6 or something.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 6 May 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

Also Bale wouldn't even start in WHU's first 11 he's that bad.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 6 May 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

Which is worse, Bale or VAR?

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 May 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

Would make a good poll I mean

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 May 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

Well, imago's season is over.

― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, May 6, 2018 12:20 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nbd, just a playoff campaign

― imago, Sunday, 6 May 2018 19:48 (one hour ago) Permalink

O cool, did charltown (?) get to your division's version of the playoffs? Cute.

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 6 May 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

*shoots up heroin OD with youtube vid of jon fortune's last-minute goal on repeat*

imago, Sunday, 6 May 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link

nah it's cool. the wheel always turns.

imago, Sunday, 6 May 2018 21:39 (six years ago) link

O cool, did charltown (?) get to your division's version of the playoffs? Cute.

― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, May 6, 2018 11:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CHARLTOWNE no shelter
CHARLTOWNE no anything
CHARLTOWNE single angel
CHARLTOWNE no exit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUoUfOK20TE

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 6 May 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

come on anybody

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

yeah come on erm.. any of yous!

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

I've given up on the best permutations for us, but W Brom getting relegated and one of these sides still on 33 has got to be positive.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

that damned home draw against 10-man Swansea could end up proving costly.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

Come on Swansea. Southampton deserve to suffer

imago, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

imagine the likes of .. gasp.. S Long + Austin in the champo... formidable to say the least.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

I don't think Southampton will win their last game against City, so my support is swinging towards Swansea now. Who are just as hapless and almost L1 standard as Town are in the final 3rd. Obv why both teams only managed a paltry 27 goals so far this season.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link

god you just want one of these to have a go tho

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

if it ends 0-0 and W Brom survive on the last day, then some fucker will have thoroughly earned relegation.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

Rooting for Swans, who are appalling - the racist John van Zweden was a stakeholder for many years - but they succesfully kept on Van der Hoorn and he even gets to play sometimes. It boggles the mind.

Soton can get tae fuck.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

gabbs goal

nxd, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

I predict a T Abraham equaliser at the death.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

All my fault this, sorry guys

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

it's all between us and Swansea now, so basically fuck 'em!

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

would have swansea marginal favourites to survive tbh

imago, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

the bookies beg to differ and don't consult bitter tinpot league 1 fans on these matters, for a good reason!

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

them currently best-priced 1/3, us 11/4 - just for some clarification.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

Only way Swansea stay up is beat Stoke and hope Huddersfield don't get another point.

groovypanda, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

it's highly likely thatthe latter happens. the former is...well, who knows how motivated stoke will be

imago, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

believe me i want huddersfield to survive but i really think it's likely they won't

imago, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

that's good, I'm not worried anymore then!

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

I think maybe Arsenal have got their Wenger goodbyes out of the system now, so a draw on Saturday is not so unlikely

groovypanda, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

Despite winning the Premier League Manager of the Month award, Darren Moore has been relegated as West Brom manager. ❌

His record in the Premier League:

West Brom 1-1 Swansea
Man Utd 0-1 West Brom
West Brom 2-2 Liverpool
Newcastle 0-1 West Brom
West Brom 1-0 Spurs pic.twitter.com/k8RMvNqqZk

— Football__Tweet (@Football__Tweet) May 8, 2018

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

Moore's a prince. He duly delivered. Shame he had to do it with that dumbass club. Hope he turns up in the PL somewhere.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

fuckin cunts of our lot didnt even achieve any good with that shitty predictable loss

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

abysmal stuff so far, centre backs crashing in the same car, everyone second to every ball, no shape, no ideas, Newcastle gonna score any minute

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

This is awful. Wanyama and Sissoko don't work as a midfield pairing at all. Trippier keeps getting caught offside.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

poch spurs can't pass

ogmor, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

hope footage of this fucking dross gets shared widely when these lazy cunts force a transfer on the basis of their own failure to get a CL position

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

depoitre!

ogmor, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

don't worry Spurs, we'll pull you out of the shit!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

Come on Huddersfield you beautiful bastards.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Giroud on now, got the commode ready for when Hazard comes on!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link


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