Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

This seems a little more pointed than not inviting someone to your dinner party.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/06/mccain-says-trump-should-skip-his-funeral-wants-pence-to-attend.html

The comments thread makes that more tolerable somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSH5bVVNYIo

https://www.buzzfeed.com/anthonycormier/trump-moscow-micheal-cohen-felix-sater-campaign?utm_term=.tdqVGmpgz#.eu8m3d4vq

still can't believe this guy is President

all you need is cuts
all you need is cuts
all you need are tax cuts
tax cuts are all you need

lmao at the imagery on this site

https://www.americanideahotels.com/

2scoops survived 'grab em by the pussy'; curious what info dump behind closed doors mr. putin told 2scoops his GRU commandos have to blow helsinki over too

A president who can’t separate his innocence from Russia’s, even after a year and a half in office — and who has to be implored to listen to his national security team and prepare for the next attack — is clearly unfit to protect the country.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/republican-congressmen-try-a-tv-intervention-with-trump-on-russia.html

"His interest in what we're doing is problematic, from my chair, and I would say in general the owners' chair," Jones said at Wednesday's news conference to open training camp in Oxnard, California. "It's unprecedented, if you really think about it. But like the very game itself, that's the way it is and we'll deal with it.

"We feel strongly about how we deal with it and we'll do so accordingly, but, yes, I, like everybody, would like for it to go away."

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24192764/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-donald-trump-interest-anthem-issue-problematic

USFL!

ts: qualmsley nicknames in political threads vs morbs nicknames in political threads

morbs 1000%

dud

who would you rather have a beer with

who would you rather have a beer take prescription amphetamines with

Can I ask a question? I'm not having second thoughts about this post. How does Donald Trump shit?

sources say that he sits on the toilet from shortly after dinner until he goes to bed, watching tv the entire time

i just made up but you know it's true

How does Donald Trump shit?

According to Scott Adams, brilliantly and strategically.

through persuasion

He’s definitely a dud. That might be challops but I believe it.

just remembered this guy's views on exercise bahahahahaha

Be more hilarious if he had a HEART ATTACK and DIED

Feel like his followers would just scream WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE

the trump deathers

elvis is still alive I hear.

given his diet, two dumps per week, tops

I assume some sort of viscous waste runoff is constantly oozing from his pores (as a result of a perma-logjam of steak briquettes in his colon).

"Must suck to get away with every lie in the world all your life... then get to the big show and realize that, eventually, you're going to pay for every lie you ever told."

i'm willing to revisit this question if he murder-suicides one of his piece of shit kids or son-in-law

just another queens boy gone wrong, a gentile bernie madoff with way wealthier folks, much less brainpower, and not nearly the head of hair

"Dr. Franklin was for retaining the clause [on impeachment], as favorable to the executive. History furnishes one example only of a first magistrate being formally brought to public justice. Every body cried out against this as unconstitutional. What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only deprived of his life, but of the opportunity of vindicating his character. It would be the best way, therefore, to provide in the Constitution for the regular punishment of the executive, where his misconduct should deserve it, and for his honorable acquittal, where he should be unjustly accused."

is 2scoops more jay gatsby or tom buchanan? is putin meyer wolfsheim? who's daisy? who's myrtle?

Donald Trump is the real Gatsby; the novel’s Gatsby is Trump through (circa 2016) Michael Cohen’s eyes

I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way.

“Civilization’s going to pieces,” broke out Tom violently. “I’ve gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read ‘The Rise of the Colored Empires’ by this man Goddard?”

“Why, no,” I answered, rather surprised by his tone.

“Well, it’s a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don’t look out the white race will be — will be utterly submerged. It’s all scientific stuff; it’s been proved.”

“Tom’s getting very profound,” said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. “He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we ——”

“Well, these books are all scientific,” insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. “This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It’s up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.”

“We’ve got to beat them down,” whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun.

“You ought to live in California —” began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair.

“This idea is that we’re Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and ——” After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. “— And we’ve produced all the things that go to make civilization — oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?”

Tom Buchanan = Steve Bannon, Daisy = The New Yorker Ideas Festival

The green light is Pepe.

RIP Alan Abel

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-owes-alan-abel-nine-hundred-dollars-567918

https://www.vox.com/2018/10/11/17963782/fox-news-trump-rallies-ratings-dropping :(

The following sentence appeared in a bylined AP article about the mail-bomber suspect Cesar Sayoc:

Minus some of the weirder posts and occasionally incomprehensible grammar, Sayoc's online rages weren't so far removed from the social media angst of the commander in chief."

ha ha ha

it's too rainy for his hair to hold up outside in france on armistice day. tax cuts!

reg

Wow, Mr. President, that’s a good one.

Was that like your answers to Mr. Mueller’s questions, or did you write this one yourself? https://t.co/Yd27sayt7C

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) November 18, 2018

i can't believe he called him "adam shit" and didn't correct it

it wasn't a mistake

very unpresdential. will you guys still vote for him?

on the fence

i want to give him some time in office and see how he implements his agenda. i'm sick of all this partisanship on both sides - i think we owe to him to at least give him a chance

good people on both sides iirc

i am depressed (and amazed) at this, but i am satisfied i'm alive to see it. most of the masks are off. i hope we all get to a better social and political place.