Twitter C/D

saw someone (unironically??) using Chad and Stacy, resisted urge to die

file this under my favorite thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/qlkcr2C1g8

— a (@annkatsha) May 9, 2018

corey going shirtless in his pic is a nice touch

yes our bodies are strong

so depressing lately

eric allen hatch is v. good

those wagner neighborhood signs are classic

he's got some pretty funny films on his youtube channel too that i think are very underappreciated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0MPU_Khyp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zs2AsFXMUI

https://i.imgur.com/6buj2cW.png

congratulations to legume for his successful synthesizer tweet!

Want to see what your Twitter timeline would've looked like 10 years ago today, if you followed all the same people you do now? https://t.co/41a6iQcYhc

— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) May 24, 2018

lmao for me it's only j0n w1lliams and Kristen Hersh

one of the first ones was a friend of mine concluding a tweet with:
"I'll only have cell service where there's wifi... Which is probably nowhere"

oh man, and my coworkers of the time tweeting about being huge dumbasses by closing down the bar on a weeknight before heading to work the next morning

My first one is stet with a highly timeless and/or prophetic post.

unbroken chain of obama 08 campaign posting, and then NASA tweets

oops there's matt stoller

I think I just saw a corn/human hybrid waking in the greenhouses

— mh (@mikeharper) May 23, 2008

It turns out that driving fast on the highway is enjoyable. Who knew?

— Evan (@silby) May 23, 2008

Old chinese lady rocking blixa bargeld slash julie andrews thing

— Jon Williams (@WIZARDISHUNGRY) May 24, 2008

XD

unwoke silby

lol

when will silby atone for his horrific opinions of a decade ago

All my opinions are real bad

mods!

I am going to log in to Twitter some day soon to hassle my followers to apply for my soon-to-be-former coworker’s job, it’s been months now

Anyway my worst opinions to date are all in LiveJournal comment threads I think

mine are on ilx, and in the minds of anyone I've ever spoken to

https://i.imgur.com/Amczdhk.png

Hwow

Wild

lol ok

So that’s why Buffalo Wild Wings was trending last night

buffalo wild tweets more like

man why can't this happen to the wing joints *I* follow, like Wingstop, Hooters, Bonchon etc

Men with beards looking upwards for your viewing pleasure. Don't say I don't give you anything pic.twitter.com/ft2M7kQ5h4

— Dan (@ehdannyboy) June 2, 2018

logged in to Twitter this week for the first time in 4 months to spam a job listing and looking at twitter immediately made me feel lonely and sad

anyway,

osama won

— br⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️seph (@on3ness) September 11, 2017

lol

logged in to Twitter for the first time in 5 days (i was on a camping/hiking trip) last night , and giggled for like 15 minutes laughing at lagoon’s feed/RTs :)

;]

Is there any way to mute a picture or should I just go for “like a Renaissance painting”?

right?

It has become completely intolerable.

The timeline is essentially:

Here is a basic art / politics take on a picture of Trump.
Here is a basic take on why your basic take is basic
Look at this attention-seeking racist / gunfucker! Look at them again. And again. Make them a minor celebrity. Bark bark bark.
I see you follow Liz Bruenig - here's five random priests that she likes
Selfies of people you don't know but share two followers with

No amount of cat pictures is making it worthwhile atm.

I've been ruthless with it and unfollowed nearly 100 people/accounts from people who are repeating things and simply adding noise tbh.

By 'liking', ppl I follow - and some that don't follow me back - usually are adding very good funny things to my timeline, but only to an extent so I don't get any particular thing in a high volume so I was only somewhat aware of the Renaissance painting business. It wasn't in my face.

Takes a while but it's perfect at the moment to just get a flavour of things. The selfies from ppl I don't know is the only thing I feel like I have to tolerate.

My tl is ok because I unfollow/mute as necessary and really don’t interact with many people but the wider site is fucking awful - just endless shit and negativity. I have no idea why I spend so much time on there when it does nothing for me.

ruthless pruning is the only way. I barely saw any selfies until my friends had a baby and I can just about tolerate one baby on the tl

I get almost none of the junk ShariVari mentioned, but it might be due to my persistent disinterest in directly following political ppl

Yes, three quarters of the people I follow are journalists so I only have myself to blame really.

sometimes its amusing

Mine is only about the dead chef, dunno what Twitter you guys are looking at

its funny on twitter when u see a ton of ppl complaining about some twitter thing but not the thing

oh for sure, it's take policing. actual issue is not so important

Trying to limit myself to only follow books people and animals stuff, but politics keeps creeping back in.