'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

abysmal stuff so far, centre backs crashing in the same car, everyone second to every ball, no shape, no ideas, Newcastle gonna score any minute

This is awful. Wanyama and Sissoko don't work as a midfield pairing at all. Trippier keeps getting caught offside.

poch spurs can't pass

hope footage of this fucking dross gets shared widely when these lazy cunts force a transfer on the basis of their own failure to get a CL position

depoitre!

don't worry Spurs, we'll pull you out of the shit!

Come on Huddersfield you beautiful bastards.

Giroud on now, got the commode ready for when Hazard comes on!

That Depoitre goal was purest shithousing as well.

lol. no expectations of it sufficing tbh but if this decided the significant parts of the table then o_0 x shrug emoji

oh fuck here comes Hazard.

freak equaliser!

jeez guys the tension's getting to me and I'm like postseason cigarette already

Kane, thank god.

It's the hope that kills you

literally his first touch of any value all game

oh apart from his dummied freekick which he went on to mess up when Tripper crossed

a momentary flash of spurs playing with a proper front three

Kane still dreadful fyi

unbearable football, but what a fucking save from Lossl!

6 minutes extra time at Stamford Bridge ffs.

Tripper looks crocked :(

*Trippier

Congrats Huddersfield

Congrats Calzino

Yeeeeeeeeeerrs

Congrats calz!

Congrats calzino

hah! no more concern trolling from imago on here now!

called it ;)

lmao at Toby milking the Chelsea cheers

just sending the ball back at them for the last 20 minutes was a bollox tactic, fuck knows how it worked!

bummed for Swansea while granting they deserve fuck all clemency from this season

I love this Huddersfield team.

jack to a clang

Well done calzino and Uddersfield

Arsenal continue their amazing run of losing every single league game away from the Emirates in 2018

Big Sam will turn that around

I have been to 4 playoff finals, but never has a game disrupted my health as much as that one just did. It was literally one minute feeling like an hour type time stretching torture!

if that Kane pass leads to the equaliser then eh OK I'll stop typing now

Spurs finally limp over the CL line

xps the DMT of the EPL

If it wasn't for the fact that United's last game is a dead rubber against West Ham I'd point out that we could still finish second.

Zero intrigue on the last day though.

Utd are playing Moyes Boys tomorrow

I'm actually a bit fearful

Oh wait you've got Watford as well. No way you don't get at least a point from those, probably all six.

Just realised Chelsea can still qualify. I was enjoying laughing at their misfortune.

Only way Chelsea can qualify is if Liverpool lose to Brighton at Anfield. I know they've got the CL final to think about but that seems...unlikely.

I think Liverpool will be very motivated enough to see off Brighton on't last day.

Congrats Calz! They declared it on Dutch radio while I was driving home tonight: "HTFC are staying up in the PL after nicking two points of both City and Chelsea!" <3

Is Wagner on his way out?

probably, who knows. He was very tearful tonight, so perhaps. Despite everything and the final result, his tactics were absolutely abysmal tonight! But I will be crying myself if he leaves!