'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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Come on Huddersfield you beautiful bastards.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Giroud on now, got the commode ready for when Hazard comes on!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

That Depoitre goal was purest shithousing as well.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

lol. no expectations of it sufficing tbh but if this decided the significant parts of the table then o_0 x shrug emoji

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

oh fuck here comes Hazard.

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

freak equaliser!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

jeez guys the tension's getting to me and I'm like postseason cigarette already

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

Kane, thank god.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

It's the hope that kills you

groovypanda, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

literally his first touch of any value all game

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

oh apart from his dummied freekick which he went on to mess up when Tripper crossed

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

a momentary flash of spurs playing with a proper front three

ogmor, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link

Kane still dreadful fyi

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

unbearable football, but what a fucking save from Lossl!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

6 minutes extra time at Stamford Bridge ffs.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

Tripper looks crocked :(

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

*Trippier

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Congrats Huddersfield

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

Congrats Calzino

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

Yeeeeeeeeeerrs

Congrats calz!

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

Congrats calzino

groovypanda, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

hah! no more concern trolling from imago on here now!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

called it ;)

imago, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

lmao at Toby milking the Chelsea cheers

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

just sending the ball back at them for the last 20 minutes was a bollox tactic, fuck knows how it worked!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

bummed for Swansea while granting they deserve fuck all clemency from this season

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

I love this Huddersfield team.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

jack to a clang

imago, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

Well done calzino and Uddersfield

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

Arsenal continue their amazing run of losing every single league game away from the Emirates in 2018

groovypanda, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

Big Sam will turn that around

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

I have been to 4 playoff finals, but never has a game disrupted my health as much as that one just did. It was literally one minute feeling like an hour type time stretching torture!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

if that Kane pass leads to the equaliser then eh OK I'll stop typing now

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

Spurs finally limp over the CL line

groovypanda, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

xps the DMT of the EPL

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

If it wasn't for the fact that United's last game is a dead rubber against West Ham I'd point out that we could still finish second.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

Zero intrigue on the last day though.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

Utd are playing Moyes Boys tomorrow

I'm actually a bit fearful

Number None, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

Oh wait you've got Watford as well. No way you don't get at least a point from those, probably all six.

Just realised Chelsea can still qualify. I was enjoying laughing at their misfortune.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

Only way Chelsea can qualify is if Liverpool lose to Brighton at Anfield. I know they've got the CL final to think about but that seems...unlikely.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

I think Liverpool will be very motivated enough to see off Brighton on't last day.

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

Congrats Calz! They declared it on Dutch radio while I was driving home tonight: "HTFC are staying up in the PL after nicking two points of both City and Chelsea!" <3

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

Is Wagner on his way out?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

probably, who knows. He was very tearful tonight, so perhaps. Despite everything and the final result, his tactics were absolutely abysmal tonight! But I will be crying myself if he leaves!

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

tbf it was a completely freak equaliser that came off the nose of a chelsea player from an attempted clearance. But sitting back from that point was almost suicidal, and barring the world class save from Lossl -we'd still be in the mix. but there is no denying he is a very special manager.

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

That will not to lose tonight was real fucking Stalingrad stuff.

calzino, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:04 (five years ago) link

The fact that the league ends on May 12th, but also has to cram in 6 games over 2 weeks at Christmas and then fill in all the games they skipped for the FA Cup during the last two weeks of the season is a bad way of organising things, and can only presume it works in favour of clubs with much deeper squads.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Thursday, 10 May 2018 06:22 (five years ago) link

Also thanks Huddersfield - great they stayed up. Can they please get a less blindingly horrible kit design next season.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Thursday, 10 May 2018 06:23 (five years ago) link

It's a variation of our "iconic" '91 Gola away kit which was also ugly as hell and often pops up on worst kit ever lists, bad retro from some fuckwit in the commercial dept there.

calzino, Thursday, 10 May 2018 07:16 (five years ago) link

Apologies in advance

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcxsTHkXcAAYjBB?format=jpg&name=small

groovypanda, Thursday, 10 May 2018 07:38 (five years ago) link


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