'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

That will not to lose tonight was real fucking Stalingrad stuff.

The fact that the league ends on May 12th, but also has to cram in 6 games over 2 weeks at Christmas and then fill in all the games they skipped for the FA Cup during the last two weeks of the season is a bad way of organising things, and can only presume it works in favour of clubs with much deeper squads.

Also thanks Huddersfield - great they stayed up. Can they please get a less blindingly horrible kit design next season.

It's a variation of our "iconic" '91 Gola away kit which was also ugly as hell and often pops up on worst kit ever lists, bad retro from some fuckwit in the commercial dept there.

Apologies in advance

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcxsTHkXcAAYjBB?format=jpg&name=small

Whoever's idea it was to bring that back ought to be forced to watch the 4 hour When Northside met Shed 7 documentary, if there was such a thing.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3UchHG4a6SWyZqla/giphy.gif

xp from the writer of Frost/Nixon

https://beatnikhiway.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/200-33.gif

oh god i've just had an idea for a remake of My Dinner with Andre but with Gaz Coombes

oh god i've just had another idea to spend the whole day creating a script for it on ilx using cut-ups of extant interviews

Coombes and the Kasabian douche whose name i've just had to google

started working on My Dinner with Gaz but i just couldn't be arsed

some early leaks and releases for kits 18/19
looking forward to man utds snazzy pink away kit next season
and their third kits gonna be made from recycled ocean waste :)

some linkies
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YgmVjdbjjoc/WvMiMms5VdI/AAAAAAABhVM/bVAJ0tDD7SQyOFs85fjsOtr6EBrRolCvwCLcBGAs/s1600/manchester-united-18-19-away-kit-2.jpg
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PHS3ZoOXPW4/WvFqgp1bm5I/AAAAAAABi_s/EIWmxcezpVgDAwUO-Z4AY7rcqOpI3_3NwCLcBGAs/s1600/manu-18-18-third-kit.jpg

and their third kits gonna be made from recycled ocean waste :)

and worn by even worse waste

Pink shirt looks great.

I'm wondering if that's what put Fergie in the hospital.

https://i.imgur.com/ffpTXNS.gif

lmao

TWP to MLS

good luck usa

portion sizes aint gonna help the fat fuck

Nult in very sombre form in the second half of that piece.

don't know which complete idiot i've just heard on the radio saying he's got another 2 good Prem seasons in him but sheesh, footballers eh?

More to the point, the £12.5m Everton are getting for him represents extremely good business for a 32-year old they bought for less a year ago.

That was Henry Winter; he prefaced the comment with “people talk about Roomey’s physiognomy and how for he is”, heh. Come

was it? i walked in halfway thru but yeah i eyerolled at the physiognomy bit. he really really wants to be good tho and apparently that makes up for everything.

(Fit, that should say, not for)

there was a truly cringe-worthy moment at recent home loss to Everton after Rooney had looked off the pace and repeatedly give the ball away for an hour, Big Spam subbed him to save him further embarrassment. Then a section of our ever so magnanimous Ingerland tryhards gave him a standing ovation as he trudged off, it was fucking embarrassing enough when they did it for Kane, but that was some truly risible shit.

Changes of City destroying Soton and Swans winning from a deflated Stoke for Swans to stay up?

100/1 if you fancy it.

dearly as i would love Hughes to get relegated it's not happening. today is a non-event unless you've got some weird emotional attachment to a London club

I'm putting a fiver on it. xp

Looks it's all happening in the Scottish Prem. today, even if it's only Stop Rangers Finishing 2nd.

fucking Hibs

https://www.change.org/p/oxford-dictionary-include-the-word-hibsed-in-the-oxford-dictionary

lolz

only just caught spurs goal but jesus dyou remember when i didnt want wanyama. he has been a big loss this season, hes just bullying these lads

THATS HIGH FUCKING QUALITY JINXING DARRAGH

its time to acknowledge that lamela has to go, right

meh, bunch of middle class milquetoasts all clapping Wenger on 22 mins. Bring the back the tribalistic hatred and spite for all opposition that used to make it more fun!

this defending is jol days shit

can see why Arsenal haven't won away for so long. Our lot got coked up midweek and are still making them look sluggish and workmanlike.

this is really bad, the usual stilted fear of creativity in possession high up the pitch, with added sloppiness at the back.

Huddersfield should be relegated for applauding Wenger on 22.

I hope Alderweireld and Rose are enjoying their last game in a white shirt. Not sure they deserve to.

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it's fucking pathetic, and now they are just gifting him a win as well. We once had this "special" friendly with Arsenal that made much of our shared Chapman heritage and that twat Wenger sent a 3rd string to play us, which is the same amount of respect he deserves back today.

idiot commentator guffing about a harry kane hat trick in the second half like we havent just looked like a group of pissant schoolboys out there

lamela shocking bad

Swansea should be relegated for contriving to lose to this Stoke team.

Carvalhal made the fatal mistake of targeting what he perceived as the winnable games. And we finished off his career at a club for the 2nd time!