why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

latecapitalismsiren.wav

he was always respectful to the guys he had wacked

my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho

like it's not some scion of an ancient bloodline supping on his port and tsk-ing to himself as laments the tempura and the morays

the content of the image and the content of the text are so flagrantly at odds with each other that i'd almost think it was a joke were it not for, y'know, having a facebook account and regularly seeing shit like this shared by my er less-contemplative acquaintances

it's only like when fedoraboys approvingly share photos of Al Capone and stuff

'he putsh one of yoursh in the hospital, you put one of hish on your newsh feed'

my main trigger is imagining the kind of clueless dipshit approvingly sharing these tho

― hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 10, 2018 8:19 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mid-forties. Never left parents' home and has trouble staying at jobs for any period of time but has opinions about government assistance programs and whatever else comes down the pike from Fox News. Fortunately they quit sharing political stuff a while back for the most part. At the same time a sweet and fun person who I hate to drag too much, but not exactly the most self-aware.

Just want to point out that Don Corleone was very strictly against moving into the narcotics business. If that's not a clear sign of morality, respect, and intelligence, I don't know what is.

it's a v unamerican shirking of entrepreneurial duty imo, shame on him for not moving with the demands of the market

ultimately happy for black people to be peddled to iirc

this is my favorite kind of political meme

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31697390_204691503593386_2698660795415265280_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=b6ecfd12e33f8395bd8bbd0672bac18e&oe=5B9410A5

My friend's widower dad posts these to facebook all day and gets like 0-3 likes for each one. It's pretty sad.

i think i was imagining more the m'lady massive than older people where i'd expect a higher percentage of yearning for a gentler, more bigoted past

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32087150_1002692863211200_1370522517965373440_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ba3f6d7baf19a30b2dd9e3f90f596bc4&oe=5B93D25B

Men are stupid babies lol lol lol

the weirdly precise "16 accidents," gah

I have seen plenty of freaky shit but never crashed because of it

drunk driving: hilarious

gonna go ahead and hazard a guess that this staged photo session of a stationary vehicle concluded with everybody opening some beers and calling it a day and that the actual number of accidents caused on "road I-35" was zero

the internet: where fantasy meets electrons and make beautiful love together

I-35 is real
I have my doubts about that story

yes but who says "road I-35"

the only segment of I-35 that'd have moose would be near Duluth, so I'm assuming this is some Duluth regionalism

:)

maybe that's your answer: moose say "road I-35"

Relatedly, the usage of "the" before a highway or whatever is a classic tell for TV or film set on the East Coast but written and made on the West Coast. We don't say "the 95."

"road" I-35 is weird

also mh good point, also the fact they are saying I-35 instead of 35W or 35E means it's either north or south of the metro and there ain't much for moose in my homeland

uh I think you mean since they say I-35 and not 235 means they're not in the middle of Des Moines

no i mean outside of the metro ppl say i-35 and in the cities they say either 35e or 35w

A close examination of the photograph revealed that the moose head on the left was pasted into the photo but no body was visible from beyond the base of its neck. Also, the shadows below the heads are not at the same angle. The shadow just below the moose head on the right is angled toward the left and the shadow below the moose head on the left is pointing toward the right. The angles of all three shadows should be the same.

A moose normally stands six to seven feet and it is doubtful that one moose would fit inside such a vehicle. It is highly unlikely that three creatures of this size would fit in the cab this truck.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tuAzsKGELpo/TrLSMikT6nI/AAAAAAAADZ8/H3DTLuBOyRE/s1600/JFK5.jpg

from some of the antlers here, and here

lol off topic this is great

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino)

haha yes and it keeps on giving too

Love this trail of analysis

For me it started and ended with the reflection in the doors of the guy standing in a grassy area with cars parked behind him, holding a camera.

tbf, it didn't claim the photo was taken while the car was being driven.

no i mean outside of the metro ppl say i-35 and in the cities they say either 35e or 35w

― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, May 17, 2018 2:53 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the twin cities and dallas, texas, sure

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32738523_10155520770601381_920998802540724224_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=744e635134345f89271b19d780c70741&oe=5B9433B1 😘👌🏻

oh ffs

on the other hand Facebook has been very helpful in making me reconsider the rigorousness of my screening process for people i decide to devote time and energy being friends w/

i don’t want to live on this earth anymore

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32819502_1644910512211722_8858612803846537216_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=1266e44fb27d514f069215c62f7c1ebd&oe=5B968FED

xxxxxxpost No legal moose hunting in Minnesota since 2013

ilx0rz will scrupulously fact-check yer memes for you, for a low monthly fee

wasn't there a 'powerful left-wing images' thread to go with the conservative one? I can't find it so I'll put this here instead:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd-1xKNXcAEVWmJ.jpg

consider yourself samed

Perhaps he's only talking about his generation

Gonna be a wrench to boycott 'ride a rock horse' tbh

album will flop either way, no need to boycott

Boycott Roger Daltrey's music? I've been doping that my whole life.

MS13NBC is hilarious imo

My liberal dad facebook friend somehow manages to post only the political memes in existence, I really don't know where he finds them, it's like he's a connoisseur:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13267861_857351071062389_2582762316137548703_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=348f8400453c57fd0c5c3cc848bd8a06&oe=5B7C14B2