why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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it's a v unamerican shirking of entrepreneurial duty imo, shame on him for not moving with the demands of the market

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link

ultimately happy for black people to be peddled to iirc

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link

My friend's widower dad posts these to facebook all day and gets like 0-3 likes for each one. It's pretty sad.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:23 (five years ago) link

i think i was imagining more the m'lady massive than older people where i'd expect a higher percentage of yearning for a gentler, more bigoted past

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

Men are stupid babies lol lol lol

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

the weirdly precise "16 accidents," gah

I have seen plenty of freaky shit but never crashed because of it

an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

drunk driving: hilarious

martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

gonna go ahead and hazard a guess that this staged photo session of a stationary vehicle concluded with everybody opening some beers and calling it a day and that the actual number of accidents caused on "road I-35" was zero

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

the internet: where fantasy meets electrons and make beautiful love together

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 17 May 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

I-35 is real
I have my doubts about that story

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

yes but who says "road I-35"

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

the only segment of I-35 that'd have moose would be near Duluth, so I'm assuming this is some Duluth regionalism

:)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

maybe that's your answer: moose say "road I-35"

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

Relatedly, the usage of "the" before a highway or whatever is a classic tell for TV or film set on the East Coast but written and made on the West Coast. We don't say "the 95."

an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

"road" I-35 is weird

also mh good point, also the fact they are saying I-35 instead of 35W or 35E means it's either north or south of the metro and there ain't much for moose in my homeland

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

uh I think you mean since they say I-35 and not 235 means they're not in the middle of Des Moines

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

no i mean outside of the metro ppl say i-35 and in the cities they say either 35e or 35w

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

A close examination of the photograph revealed that the moose head on the left was pasted into the photo but no body was visible from beyond the base of its neck. Also, the shadows below the heads are not at the same angle. The shadow just below the moose head on the right is angled toward the left and the shadow below the moose head on the left is pointing toward the right. The angles of all three shadows should be the same.

A moose normally stands six to seven feet and it is doubtful that one moose would fit inside such a vehicle. It is highly unlikely that three creatures of this size would fit in the cab this truck.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tuAzsKGELpo/TrLSMikT6nI/AAAAAAAADZ8/H3DTLuBOyRE/s1600/JFK5.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

from some of the antlers here, and here

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

lol off topic this is great

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The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 May 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

haha yes and it keeps on giving too

niels, Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

Love this trail of analysis

right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

For me it started and ended with the reflection in the doors of the guy standing in a grassy area with cars parked behind him, holding a camera.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 17 May 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

tbf, it didn't claim the photo was taken while the car was being driven.

nickn, Thursday, 17 May 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

no i mean outside of the metro ppl say i-35 and in the cities they say either 35e or 35w

― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, May 17, 2018 2:53 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the twin cities and dallas, texas, sure

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Friday, 18 May 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

oh ffs

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 18 May 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

on the other hand Facebook has been very helpful in making me reconsider the rigorousness of my screening process for people i decide to devote time and energy being friends w/

omar little, Friday, 18 May 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link

xxxxxxpost No legal moose hunting in Minnesota since 2013

Bnad, Friday, 18 May 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

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an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 May 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

wasn't there a 'powerful left-wing images' thread to go with the conservative one? I can't find it so I'll put this here instead:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd-1xKNXcAEVWmJ.jpg

soref, Saturday, 26 May 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link

consider yourself samed

A good "sexy time " album (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 May 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link

Perhaps he's only talking about his generation

Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 26 May 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

Gonna be a wrench to boycott 'ride a rock horse' tbh

Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 26 May 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

album will flop either way, no need to boycott

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 27 May 2018 07:57 (five years ago) link

Boycott Roger Daltrey's music? I've been doping that my whole life.

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

MS13NBC is hilarious imo

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link

My liberal dad facebook friend somehow manages to post only the political memes in existence, I really don't know where he finds them, it's like he's a connoisseur:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13267861_857351071062389_2582762316137548703_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=348f8400453c57fd0c5c3cc848bd8a06&oe=5B7C14B2

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link

you now have eye cancer

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

'cursed boomer images' is a crucial follow if you appreciate this genre of memes

https://twitter.com/wewuzboomers?lang=en

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

NATION IN DISTRESS like us on facebook

Neil S, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

life hack: treat people like absolute dogshit, you'll be surprised how much more powerful you feel!!

https://i.imgur.com/znbrDPy.png

frogbs, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

omg I was just thinking about that horrible meme/practice yesterday morning

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link

I know we have a whole lengthy thread about this, but people have extremely messed up outlooks re: tipping

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

Subjected to that practice I think I would stand at the table and hock a loogie into the patron's meal, considering it $5 well spent.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

life hack: treat people like absolute dogshit, you'll be surprised how much more powerful you feel!!

https://i.imgur.com/znbrDPy.png

The idea itself is pretty heinous, but the commentary on this particular image is just gross. I feel like I need a shower after heaving read that.

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Monday, 4 June 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link


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