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As a revolt against fiat plasma, I will now inject a megacoagulant directly into my heart.

Some people are just that guy from Out of Sight who trips and shoots himself with his own gun, and who are we to stand in the way of their destiny.

The idea is simple: Use only Bitcoin, eat only meat.

OK, I can do this. Use only Bitcoin, eat only meat. Use only Bitcoin, eat only meat. Eat only Bitcoin, use only meat. Eat only Bitcoin, shit, how did it go?

https://imgur.com/Wmpz8mml.png

lol

I saw this bitcoin carnivore thing this morning and have been under the impression that it was a Clickhole thing all day

weird libertarian dad I am fb friends with has been posting about his all-meat diet for the last several weeks. totally would not be surprised if he is also a bitcoiner.

fwiw he claims to have lost significant amounts of weight, but my guess is that's more due to the fact that the diet means not eating a lot of refined carbs and sugars than the meat thing specifically

that + meat is very satiating is how i break it down to an extent

You probably shed a lot of water weight when you have perpetual meat sweats. Plus there's the thing where an all-meat diet is almost certainly slowly killing you.

xp isn't that essentially how all low carb diets actually work

the thought of "perpetual meat sweats" is making me feel nauseated

don't these all-meat people probably wreck any restroom they use? just seems like a rude lifestyle

I'm just picturing like day three of this diet, where you disregard all of the signs your body is giving you and the dread you feel just looking at that hunk of beef on your plate and you dig in anyway, because what is life but a thing you casually discard in a soiled dumpster.

congrats silicon valley shitheads you have invented the atkins diet

sorry i mean you have disrupted the human digestion space

xp isn't that essentially how all low carb diets actually work

― ciderpress, Friday, May 11, 2018 2:33 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya

Environmentally this is the dietary equivalent of coal rolling.

“One bitcoin is always worth one bitcoin, it’s the fiat that’s fluctuating.” - @TimDraper 😂 pic.twitter.com/Y50WMD1SUS

— Jason Choi (@mrjasonchoi) June 19, 2018

Just like Theranos stock amirite, the value of the company has stayed the same

JUST IN: The @Dodgers will announce today that, on 9/21, they will distribute crypto tokens that will unlock one of three digital player bobbleheads that can be stored in a fan’s Ethereum wallet. Believed to be the first crypto-based giveaway in pro sports. pic.twitter.com/ehkeoHydY0

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 7, 2018

god i feel sorry for the customer service line at dodger stadium on the day after that giveaway

lol right

it’s gonna make the mcdonalds szechuan sauce debacle look like a tea ceremony

Imagine, if you will, a parenting moment that includes the thought, “My child needs to know more about blockchain!”. pic.twitter.com/FsKS1cz299

— Rachel Coldicutt (@rachelcoldicutt) October 17, 2018

JUST IN: Crypto startup @orbs_network has been working with the @realDonaldTrump administration to explore blockchain solutions related to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict. https://t.co/W9lzvRNwqS @La__Cuen reports

— CoinDesk (@coindesk) June 27, 2019

When I was in college there was this middle aged white-bearded Jewish guy who would always chat with me in the local coffee shop. At some point he started explaining to me that he had a "project" he was working on for Israel-Palestine peace. It involved allowing Palestinian and Israeli teens to play some kind of online virtual soccer together -- keep in mind this was roughly 2001, so it's not like the tech for online multiplayer games was very advanced yet, even if this had otherwise been a valuable or workable idea. I briefly tried to help him (for promised pay) with his "grant proposal" before realizing I had no idea how the fuck to write a grant proposal or how the fuck his project was supposed to work.

https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1163453546592911365

http://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1163453546592911365

ho hum

I am seeing more and more projects looking to hire Meme Lords and executing meme competitions in their respective communities to get ahead of the competition. I don't think memes have ever been more important in the crypto world from a bizdev perspective.

— Frank Chaparro (@fintechfrank) September 14, 2020

The hallmark of any stable currency.

we are looking to hire a high level meme lord to promote our crypto scam i mean start up

bizdev

cryptobizdevmemelord

yo this is incredible https://t.co/dXbOVx7g4B pic.twitter.com/sOFR166jYB

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) January 12, 2021

something like 20% of all bitcoin has been lost and at least that much stolen

does anyone know why the price has skyrocketed lately? it's still as inconvenient and unusable as ever...

prob the same answer as always market manipulation

but it looks like you can reset your password on an IronKey hard drive via an online account, or maybe this is a newer feature?

i bet someone would be willing to figure out how to crack that thing in exchange for, i don't know, $20M of the money

was thinking the same

Master Codebreaker Kington on the case!

PROTIP: would definitely not recommend "just taking a guess at it"
that's almost certainly what i would've already done tho...

Bitcoin is an environmental crime. The energy required to process a single transaction could power an average US household for over 22 days

https://digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energy-consumption

Now Bitcoin overtakes Argentina in annual energy use, and close to Norway pic.twitter.com/Y24pGDbexP

— Rory Cellan-Jones (@ruskin147) February 9, 2021

seriously thinking about buying $3500 of dogecoin

― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Wednesday, January 15, 2014 12:22 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

👀

retired to the greater dog island

the fuck is going on

Jesus Christ, that's insane. It's going to hit $50K isn't it?

clickbait got me: $100 spent in 2010 would be worth 48 million today. this world is stupid.

yeah but you'd have to be the kind of person who bought into some weird shit that basically no one knew about, then watched it increase 1000x and then still hold onto it for some crazy reason.