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ILM: the girl can't help it

if u keep saying 'MAGA MAGA MAGA' ppl might mistake u for pacman

fpd u for that

i irl loled

new board description

Are you fair game bc you’re so fucking tedious

Congratulations, this had been a very stupid thread several times already today, but you have that indomitable spirit to break through the barriers to further stupidity that, it turns out, were all in our mind all along.

I can't wait to see what '70s films are assigned to Kluber and Sale.

Hey, c'mon--My Favorite Wife is a screwball comedy from 1940. You need to show some respect for the older films.

So then you’re 40 years his senior?

that's a very relative proposition

No, but this is all very exciting.

oh id say you do alright

"HELLO CLEVELAND! ARE YOU MY FUCKIN' MAIN MAN!?!! *sniiiiiiIIIIFF*"

Lol ^ nice try

"Flag Post" undoubtedly covers it.

def inspiring to see someone's principles demand they decline college aid from a full one of their three wealthy celebrity parents tho

Always cool when fictional Europeans take a teaching moment to explain how to understand American legal documents.

Well tbf Hercule Poirot did study law at Yale.

Absolute caca dogerell shit that no sane person should defend

aka ilx

singles that were clearly written to not shift units, and failed

not reposting from 77 is killing me rn

This is just a thread for
Gutless suckers cmon

This thread is like telling your hr on a person instead of talking to them directly.

(IE classic)

It's way more passive-aggressive than that tbf.

Hana I’m sorry I beaked off

I love this place

character is what counts

Character is everything.

Imago you’re my main man

You’re crucial

My partner is doing a PhD on [ nationality] philosophy, has spent several years there, and is fluent in [ language]; she has comparable stories to tell about certain middle-aged white anglophone male scholars who can end up becoming regarded as authorities on the subject in the West.

Why isn't he assassinated yet? What's taking so long?

fuck every fucker on this shit fucking thread to fuckternity

damn every ne'er-do-well on this poor benighted thread to purgatory

from here to fuckternity: the noodle vague story

so THIS is where rockism lives on

o but let that not stop you from getting your smug on, you smug fucks

Mr Rogers never warned me that pedantic little turds grow up to be ilxors

i understand the temptation, but can we please not openly fantasize about the death of the president?

Is it OK to openly have Salo-esque fantasies about his family and his cabinet?

i haven't seen "salo", the only pasolini i've seen is "the gospel according to matthew". openly having "the gospel according to matthew"-esque fantasies about his family and his cabinet is definitely not ok.

everything will be ok

this is the most cornball reheated twitter opinion from people who are actually just a few funko pops away from being a normie

http://www.arcadalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/DennisMiller.jpg

nice

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yeah I agree, why bother with stupid facts

irl lol Eliza

What a weird thing to be aggressive about

get out of town, foreigner