Eurovision 2018: You Decide (whether or not you can vaguely remember seeing any of these people on TV before)

First two songs were a bit eh whatever but this entry from Slovenia is more like it.

that bit in the middle was a misfire though

#Eurovision That legendary guy from Ireland going 'WHAT'??? pic.twitter.com/ZUUebfo2ta

— Sam Overton (@Pieterwolfe) May 12, 2018

Austria deserves to do well imo but I suspect it won’t.

Estonia sounds better the second time as well.

That Estonia dress! I don’t think I’ve seen anything with actual artistic merit on Eurovision before

wtf just happened?

Stage invader yelling about Nazis?

jings that was dramatic

I initially thought, "Oh no, they haven't put in a rap section have they" LOL. Seriously.

props to surie for pulling that off

Ha, so did I. xp

Stage invader yelling about war, I think.

cool to see rasputin from hellboy hit the stage for serbia

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/hellboy/images/8/8e/Rasputin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091128000027

I initially thought, "Oh no, they haven't put in a rap section have they" LOL. Seriously.

Yeah for a split second thought this too

Have liked all the songs so far tbf

this sheerancore is horrid though

I've forgiven them for starting two world wars but I can't forgive them for this.

This will do well.

say what you like about the holocaust but at least it was memorable, unlike this dirge

I like the Albania song a lot

yeah Germany first one I don't like lol

He sings like Ed Sheeran, looks like Matt Cardle, and has Mick Hucknall's hair.

the holy trinity

France, who can be relied on to always submit something half-decent with no chance of winning

i quite like this french entry

What's with the French dude's one normal trouser leg and one enormous trouser leg?

Yep, a bit wobbly at the start but good when it gets going. Xp

They both have asymmetrical pants! The woman has a big left leg, the man has a big right leg.

that jean-paul gaultier, what’s he like eh

"the way she move got me making a puddle"?

getting a real olly murs vibe from this czech fella

This CR guy is like a cross between Bruno Mars with the rapping skills of Olly Murs.

I just kept seeing Mark Lamarr

Been waiting for this one though

it is... not good

It's like a song from Horrible Histories.

a bit underwelmed tbh. Saw them at the start, had high hopes.

strong look, weak song

lol, tom otm

Hungary are the rawk ones. This is like the theme to a cheap Skyrim animated movie.

Even Asgard has a boyband.

the pillage people

Now then..

always good to dress your backing singers like bondage nazis imo

The Bulgarian chorus sounds like they're singing "baaaaaaaaalls!".

oh my

okay moldova you have my attention

‘the rhythm is driving me wild’, they sing over the most lumpen mambo no 5 thump imaginable

...and then they got thrown out of Ikea.

A key change. Heavy metal doesn't do key changes.

Eurovision doesn’t really do them either these days. I quite like them.

I hate the Israeli song with a passion but it’s nice to see the innovative use of Novation Launchpads.

This performance is a bit less grating than the semi final one.

They'll have to pay Jack White for this surely.