Eurovision 2018: You Decide (whether or not you can vaguely remember seeing any of these people on TV before)

I just kept seeing Mark Lamarr

Been waiting for this one though

it is... not good

It's like a song from Horrible Histories.

a bit underwelmed tbh. Saw them at the start, had high hopes.

strong look, weak song

lol, tom otm

Hungary are the rawk ones. This is like the theme to a cheap Skyrim animated movie.

Even Asgard has a boyband.

the pillage people

Now then..

always good to dress your backing singers like bondage nazis imo

The Bulgarian chorus sounds like they're singing "baaaaaaaaalls!".

oh my

okay moldova you have my attention

‘the rhythm is driving me wild’, they sing over the most lumpen mambo no 5 thump imaginable

...and then they got thrown out of Ikea.

A key change. Heavy metal doesn't do key changes.

Eurovision doesn’t really do them either these days. I quite like them.

I hate the Israeli song with a passion but it’s nice to see the innovative use of Novation Launchpads.

This performance is a bit less grating than the semi final one.

this is a pretty infectious performance from israel here

somewhat taken aback by the netherlands, i must admit

I want to hate it on principle but it’s really quite well done for what it is.

This Netherlands song is awful anyway, but following Israel it sounds like the worst thing I've ever heard

Re Israel song I felt that Norton had hyped it up too much, was just okay in the end.

Eurovision doesn’t really do them either these days. I quite like them.

Eurovision without key changes, it's a different world. Good riddance to 'em, I says.

cyprus lady’s outfit looks like something cher might have worn in her 80s imperial phase

oh italy

just no

Italy: your pointless wars

Tell it to the Abyssinians.

... the veteran Jamaican vocal group, that is.

Is Cyprus going to be one of those ones where it wins and I have no idea why? It didn't stand out at all.

I was shocked Cyprus made it to the finals

They are the favourite on betting sites

If Israel don’t win this I blame Corbyn. #eurovision

— Max Tundra (@MaxTundra) May 12, 2018

Backstage interviews are even more painful than usual. Austrian guy has zero charisma.

What is happening. This is crazy.

starting to think the uk might not win this

I blame Russia.

OK so Israel win

gotta be

time for a celebratory sodastream beverage

Damn it.

Had an e/w on Austria though.

Ha, brilliant, Mr "let's go back to real music" now has to hand over the trophy to Netta

psyched for next year’s event from noted european capital *checks notes* jerusalem

They'll have to pay Jack White for this surely.