'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Huddersfield should be relegated for applauding Wenger on 22.

I hope Alderweireld and Rose are enjoying their last game in a white shirt. Not sure they deserve to.

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it's fucking pathetic, and now they are just gifting him a win as well. We once had this "special" friendly with Arsenal that made much of our shared Chapman heritage and that twat Wenger sent a 3rd string to play us, which is the same amount of respect he deserves back today.

idiot commentator guffing about a harry kane hat trick in the second half like we havent just looked like a group of pissant schoolboys out there

lamela shocking bad

Swansea should be relegated for contriving to lose to this Stoke team.

Carvalhal made the fatal mistake of targeting what he perceived as the winnable games. And we finished off his career at a club for the 2nd time!

fucking Mounie half asleep and ball watching with a chance he'd have scored with in the 1st half :(

that is the kind of wonderful strike you can expect from a professional footballer when you are a defensive midfielder that cannot be fucked even walking goalside of your man

this is stinking stuff from a team who are not being held to account.

poch out.

lamela out still

offside and clearly so

merely underlining the shite weve been struggling to beat tbh

Have to admit I'm thoroughly entertained right now.

still #erikout and im not apologising

walker-peters ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓

lol Chelsea

look at these cunts

look

poch on the bench all "nothing to do with me guv" p much his mode since juve

lol

love u harry im sorry

without ref and two bad iheanacho misses we'd be losing this

ouch

never lovetoosee guy fallin on wrist like that

Jlloyd Samuel RIP

RIP Big Sam

just making himself available for the Arsenal job

It was his Bigness is what brought him down in the end.

Allardarse must happen

I heard someone on 5 Live saying how he was setting up with a very ultra defensive formation in their last home game as a kind of "FU I know best type message" to the fans, he sure did show them!

https://image.ibb.co/hiK8qd/IMG_20180516_WA0001.jpg

oh fuck off and die you moron!

I'm sure the parents would appreciate the call. Especially if they're Scottish, Welsh or Irish. Or from the Commonwealth, for that matter.

By the way, no comment on here on the fact that NEIL WARNOCK will be managing in the Premier League next season (for a couple of months anyway)?

and JT might be back if Fulham don't do their job properly.

is big sam done now?

haven't checked what price you can get on Warnock as first sacking of next season but it won't be worth it

Sam will never be done as long as idiots get a bit panicky round about January and decide that boring their poor fans to death is the only way to stay in the gravy boat

RIP Moysey

David Moyes and Sam Allardyce have left West Ham and Everton on the same day pic.twitter.com/V2wxwT6L8S

— Dave Seddon (@Sedds_lep) May 16, 2018

Still got a year left on his United contract hasn't he?

xp caption competition.

"ho ho ho, we're about as popular an incel activist with a facial skin disease right now, but I've got first dibs on Cardiff"

"ach, We wull hae tae settle this wi' a naked jimmy brawl ... again "

can't help but feel this would never have happened if they were Allardici and Moyez

allison moyez

outrageous rumours that Arsenal have spurned Big Sam

If I was a club owner oligarch, I'd offer Big Sam £6m to be the kitman if he agreed to wear a "big kitman sam" tracksuit. Apparently we've just made Wagner a £100k a week manager and got in his pal, who just fucked up Wolfsburg as our new sporting director. Anyway, the former is pretty much our biggest signing of the summer.

Former Norwich City forward Grant Holt has signed a multi-show contract with World Association of Wrestling (WAW).
👉 https://t.co/HWZTO51nPG pic.twitter.com/jvmAS3siap

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 21, 2018

i just put it in the non-Prem thread :O :O :O

do we need an interseason thread? barely seems worth it with the World Cup due

oops! It belongs on the other thread really. Him and Lambert at Rochdale were briefly one of the best lower league strike partnerships of the modern era. Alas, by the time we signed Holt he had the first touch of a wrestler!

Emery in @ Arse
Pellegrini in @ WHU
Holt in @ WAW

Nothing to see here!

the day I crossed into the parallel universe where Pellegrini had become a wrestler, Holt the new Arsenal Manager and Dick Emery's corpse was wondering around East London.

poch in

u beauty