'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

It was his Bigness is what brought him down in the end.

Allardarse must happen

I heard someone on 5 Live saying how he was setting up with a very ultra defensive formation in their last home game as a kind of "FU I know best type message" to the fans, he sure did show them!

https://image.ibb.co/hiK8qd/IMG_20180516_WA0001.jpg

oh fuck off and die you moron!

I'm sure the parents would appreciate the call. Especially if they're Scottish, Welsh or Irish. Or from the Commonwealth, for that matter.

By the way, no comment on here on the fact that NEIL WARNOCK will be managing in the Premier League next season (for a couple of months anyway)?

and JT might be back if Fulham don't do their job properly.

is big sam done now?

haven't checked what price you can get on Warnock as first sacking of next season but it won't be worth it

Sam will never be done as long as idiots get a bit panicky round about January and decide that boring their poor fans to death is the only way to stay in the gravy boat

RIP Moysey

David Moyes and Sam Allardyce have left West Ham and Everton on the same day pic.twitter.com/V2wxwT6L8S

— Dave Seddon (@Sedds_lep) May 16, 2018

Still got a year left on his United contract hasn't he?

xp caption competition.

"ho ho ho, we're about as popular an incel activist with a facial skin disease right now, but I've got first dibs on Cardiff"

"ach, We wull hae tae settle this wi' a naked jimmy brawl ... again "

can't help but feel this would never have happened if they were Allardici and Moyez

allison moyez

outrageous rumours that Arsenal have spurned Big Sam

If I was a club owner oligarch, I'd offer Big Sam £6m to be the kitman if he agreed to wear a "big kitman sam" tracksuit. Apparently we've just made Wagner a £100k a week manager and got in his pal, who just fucked up Wolfsburg as our new sporting director. Anyway, the former is pretty much our biggest signing of the summer.

Former Norwich City forward Grant Holt has signed a multi-show contract with World Association of Wrestling (WAW).
👉 https://t.co/HWZTO51nPG pic.twitter.com/jvmAS3siap

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 21, 2018

i just put it in the non-Prem thread :O :O :O

do we need an interseason thread? barely seems worth it with the World Cup due

oops! It belongs on the other thread really. Him and Lambert at Rochdale were briefly one of the best lower league strike partnerships of the modern era. Alas, by the time we signed Holt he had the first touch of a wrestler!

Emery in @ Arse
Pellegrini in @ WHU
Holt in @ WAW

Nothing to see here!

the day I crossed into the parallel universe where Pellegrini had become a wrestler, Holt the new Arsenal Manager and Dick Emery's corpse was wondering around East London.

poch in

u beauty

Intrigued as to what this means for the £££ situation and how advanced they are with new signings but I think it's as much down to the fact that the only clubs he was linked to were ones that would have sacked him within a year.

the amount they are paying him alone suggests things are gonna getttt wiiillllddd

how much is he on? was just reading Pellegrini is on £200k a week, Wagner is allegedly on a £100k a week now, these fucking managers love it!

Especially as if they're shit and get sacked they still walk away with a ton of money

Still faintly agog that Pellegrini, who won the fucking league four years ago, can't find a better club than West Ham.

https://nos.nl/data/image/2018/05/24/474999/xxl.jpg

This is causing a political stir in Holland rn, because the Dutch fund Rwanda, but the nation pays 30 million for a 3 year deal with Arsenal.

Nothing to do with legitimising the Kagame regime's human rights abuses then, and more to do with being annoyed they didn't sponsor, say, Ajax instead?

Well yeah, it's a selective outcry (read: racism) mostly from centre to rightwing parties

Liverpool have agreed a €50m deal with Monaco for Fabinho according to the (usually reliable) Mohamed Bouhafsi

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/28/roman-abramovich-granted-israeli-citizenship-tel-aviv-chelsea?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

“Roman Abramovich arrived at the Israeli embassy in Moscow like any other person,” an Israeli government spokesperson was quoted as saying. “He filed a request to receive an immigration permit, his documents were checked according to the law of return, and he was indeed found eligible.”

well that was quick

Welcome to #LFC, Fabinho. 🙌https://t.co/Xd7ylCfnqJ pic.twitter.com/nYbV243DY5

— Liverpool FC (@LFC) May 28, 2018

do we need a transfer thread

not without a name

A warning to the karius wd be good but i've taken that so step off. Bale pun looks like the way to go

Gareth Bale will not win the Premiership 2018-19

Gareth Bale is the white Rooney

Karius will not be in the Premiership 2018-19

“Kariuser and Kariuser!” cried the Scouser (he had never quite remembered how to speak good English)

Karius away from this place

the hunt for the gareth "white" bale

cast a baleful aye on wage on debt

Karius away from this place

^my vote

Abramovich’s first post-London move is apparently to cancel all plans for a new Chelsea stadium.

Will be an interesting summer for them.

Pray 4 Chewlse

underneath the headlines thats as good a statement as id hope for from poch

obv not dismissing madrid but pretty clear on being happy staying at spurs

tbh that current real need a one or two year stint from an assassin veteran. better to be the man after the man that had to deal with the galactico titans