Creeps, perms, synths & Robert Stack: the Unsolved Mysteries thread

Also, this show ruined my first (and thus far, only) viewing of Written on the Wind. I couldn't take Stack seriously.

https://media.giphy.com/media/132B2SrnfBAvks/giphy.gif

Yeah, AIrplane probably contributed not a little but to my reaction as well. I guess it's kind of like seeing Leslie Nielsen in something like The Poseidon Adventure or Prom Night after only knowing him as Dr. "Don't Call Me" Shirley or Lt. Frank Drebin, except its really not. If anything, those other roles that I've seen Nielsen in are high camp enough that watching him play them straight feels like an extension of his comedy work.

to be fair, Written on the Wind is not an entirely sober and serious affair, particularly due to Stack and Dorothy Malone. i mean that as a compliment to both!

Alfred - link for the soundtrack release?

Soundtrack's coming out![

oh HELL YES

June 22

single LP: $27
triple LP (!!!): $48

$27.00
This is the single LP version featuring 3 UM theme songs, 29 ghost related cues and the missing/wanted music. This set is curated by Ryan Graveface (me!). Read below for more info.

First time the score has been available on any format!

Audio pulled from original tapes / remastered

Gatefold packaging / full-color inner sleeve

Choose your vinyl colorway:

180 Gram retail/mailorder color ("Last Light" variant for those keeping track)

180 Gram Black as night

180 Gram Hand-Poured wax (Terror Vision Subscribers only - join to receive)

More info:

Immediately after “inking the deal” with John Cosgrove (Unsolved Mysteries creator), I was sent several hundred DAT tapes of all the music for the show. So from February till a few weeks ago I would spend several hours a day making sense of it all. This single LP version features my personal favorite songs from the ghost related segments of Unsolved Mysteries. I also wanted to include some of the themes (you know, because they’re awesome). It should be noted none of the Unsolved Mysteries music has ever had a release of any kind. If you’re a super fan of the show and want ALL of the cues written for the ghost related segments, there’s also a triple LP set you can find here. Thx for your support!

THIS IS A PREORDER THAT WILL HIT YOU BY JUNE 22nd!

http://www.terror-vision.com/store/unsolved-mysteries-ghosts-hauntings-the-unexplained-lp
http://www.terror-vision.com/store/unsolved-mysteries-ghosts-hauntings-the-unexplained-3xlp-version

3xLP version has 120 ghost related cues

this is badass but i'm not going to be able to spend $48 on unsolved mysteries right now. the single LP may be a possibility, though

One of the phone operators has stories.

"During one episode, [a story] was updated with new details, including a gruesome murder. It was pretty senseless, and it happened near a place where one of [Stack's] kids lived. We didn't know that until a few other operators got concerned at how he looked, and one of the crew told us. It was after that episode finished filming and we got out to our cars that we saw Stack sitting in his car looking out at the road. He wasn't sleeping, he was just staring, like he was in thought. I asked a few others if we should say anything, but we were all a little afraid to approach him, so we left."

They actually weren't supposed to talk to Stack (Delilah says he was a little "distant"), but one day, she was on the phone explaining to her son that she couldn't pick him up because work was running late:

"Mr. Stack overheard this, picked up the phone, and asked, 'What's your son's name?' I told him 'Chris,' and he went into his Unsolved Mysteries voice and said, 'Chris, your mother cannot come and get you. Eyewitnesses say that she will need to be here until approximately 11 tonight. But one thing is for certain: She may help us solve a mystery tonight on Unsolved Mysteries,' and gave me back the phone."

wow

Is anyone else watching the new season on Netflix?

I have watched first 2 eps and I am hooked. Please someone join me in my rabbit hole....

Who’s the new Robert Stack?

They are now single story episodes
No host
But interviews are still great quality with sparse, tactfully deployed reenactments

And the theme song is very close to original.

So far, I am sated. Hope the series stays current, so many of these ppl’s cases deserve national attention

One of the exec producers is the cocreator of the original series. So it has legitimacy

I watched the first episode last night and laughed out loud when only 4 minutes in they introduced "Porter Stansbury"...the name was enough but "financial services guy" and "former water-polo teammate"...like, mystery solved!

Watched the great barrington ufo one last night. It was great.

I like this!

The production values are solid, and the lack of a narrator doesn't hiner it.

hinder

Exactly!

Episode 1: Rey
1) I think the hole was already there.
No way he falls vertically through that hole and somehow ends up in a classic deadman prone position.
2) GET ME STANSBERRY.
3) also what if the “note” was maybe just a document to store passwords? feels like a red herring.

Episode 2: Patrice
1) i will stake money on the theory that the husband already had the body at the house the day he changed the locks. & he brought her to the dump site some time after that (and probably visited the dump site more than once). that’s why he had such connection to the bones & wanted them laid out.
2) even if he didn’t kill her at all, he is a diabolical piece of crap for treating his stepson that way. Just awful.

Ep 3House of Horrors
Look I dont want to make light of this awful tragedy but only the Count’s super-rich idiot friends would get a letter saying “Dear Blah; Goodbye Forever I am Going To Be an Undercover Drug Spy for the DEA, love The Count” and they all say “Eh. but of course” Like WTF that letter made the Nigerian Prince scam look like “The Remains of the Day”.

Whole case is so strange & awful... but the story itself seemed eerily lacking in emotion.

Ep4 Alonzo
Man this story fucked me up.
That poor family, being forced to wonder what his last hours were like, and being manipulated by the perpetrators in such a callous way.

That whole town is a closed circle. They know exactly who did it, how, where they kept his body & when to put it where the family would find it. That really is upsetting. Like it’s just so fucked up & cruel, and manipulative.

Also: Excuse me “friends”. you take your black friend to a party in a deeply rural area you have never been to and you all just fuckin BOUNCE?
His friend Robert was right to be pissed because seriously who the fuck does that.

Episode 5: Berskshire UFO

This was so good! the number of sightings by so many different people, and ~groups~ of people is really intriguing

Honestly, I think more sightings should be handled like this. I’m not even a big UFO nut, but just letting people tell their story without voiceover or experts confirming or denying - just let them talk on camera, let the viewers take these stories as they are, that’s where the power is.

Also the lack of newspaper coverage & police reports really made me think about how so many things go undocumented bc the person in charge feels like they are smarter & know better.

But also:

https://images1.houstonpress.com/imager/u/blog/11110182/close_encounters_richard_dreyfuss.jpg

Episode 6 Lena

This is like a southern Gothic murder novel but that it’s so real is just terrifying to me. Those poor sisters, having such a fucked-up Mom. And it’s not like the surviving girl are any more safe; the more they dig in their heels & stand up to her, the more they put themselves in harm’s way. They know that; going on this show is just pure bravery.

All of it is so unbelievable. That a family could be dragged through so many horrors.

Having Lena help scatter Gary’s remains...just fucking stunned. Talk about depravity of a parent. Not even parenting at that point, just pure self-preservation. Making her daughter an accomplice & she’s what, 13? My god.

And when the other sister told that story of being taken out in the truck & her stepdad pointing the gun at her, I cried. What a total betrayal, as a parent conspiring to do that to her own child.

And god only knows what kind of poisonous lies Sandy is feeding to that poor boy now. Killing her own daughter & then for all intents & purposes stealing her child.

I cannot even

Oh and here’s the Salem News investigative story about Lena https://www.thesalemnewsonline.com/news/article_5c50244a-da37-11e5-9200-33fc9d2ba192.html

Literally just finished Lena episode one minute ago

Fucccccck
God dammit

Brandi and robin are heroic

completely

Just watched all of these. Some of the policework seems a little lackadaisical to say the least. In the first one where he speculates whether the guy could have jumped that far from the roof, idk maybe try and work it out, it's not that hard. And did they examine debris in the room to see if it was caused by him falling through or not? Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, would be nice to know. Seems even worse in the case of Lena: two missing person cases, one if not both of them probably murder with a prime suspect and they seemingly don't bother to forensically examine either of her properties? And what's all the stuff about people "lawyering up"? Can they not be interviewed anyway - is it a crime to refuse to cooperate in a murder investigation?

🚨season 2 now up on Netfllix🚨

😃

:D

there’s an episode about ghost sightings from the 2011 tsunami in japan & man, it is so haunting & sad

oh man i have read about that case
too sad

welp i finished the whole season LOL

ama?

are there still idiot cops

yes!

will watch

the norwegian investigator dude in the oslo hotel suicide episode has to be a cousin of lars ulrich's, there's no way he's not

lol

first one, sad story but not much mystery.

second one, lot of reaching going on here.

watching the original series, a little way into s2

in the roswell incident section, the group of folks who allegedly found the alien bodies -- a soil scientist and a team fresh from a local archeological dig -- are mostly kitted out with pith helmets, a detail that seems to be pure goofy invention (they say these ppl have never been tracked down identified or interviewed)

also i watched an eye-rollingly boring section on the wooden crucified jesus in a philadelphia church that may or may have closed its eyes (it as not declared an official miracle)

reminds me of the icon that is supposedly hanging on the wall of a church somewhere without any actual physical means of support. of course you can't actually look behind it.

the truth is back there

actor playing rudolf hess wearing immense stick-on black bushy eyebrows

My intro to the dude.

i guess the story is abt doubles so maybe this is realism and the guy pretending to be rudolf hess also wore fake eyebrows

section on crop circles lol

"circle investigator/dowser" uh-huh

(i was interrupted watching this bit yesterday)

"you just can't believe it"

you're a dowser!!

strand on reincarnation:

"i don't buy the reincarnation but she has some kind of power, some power of knowing what happened in the past. i don't know what the power would be but she has it"