https://theoutline.com/post/4662/elon-musk-business-ideas-pravda-candy-company-flamethrower?zd=2&zi=rasxm6k5
― Simon H., Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link
A great judge of the press.
This analysis is excellent. Applies principles of https://t.co/pLVH45gvOM https://t.co/EfAEPmH454— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 26, 2018
Hey buddy. Don't do this. You're making a terrible mistake. https://t.co/SxqsYh8V1s— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) May 26, 2018
― Simon H., Sunday, 27 May 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link
Uh-oh, Elon Musk has caught a Twitter-specific mental disease. You've seen it before. Someone or some group on here has owned him so bad that he is re-aligning his whole life and worldview to prove them wrong. Happens all the time, but only Musk may blow up a planet as a result— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) May 23, 2018
― soref, Sunday, 27 May 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link
Non-trivial part of my timeline alternating between "Elon. Please. Stop Talking." and "only following @spacex now" performative outrage.
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 27 May 2018 01:58 (five years ago) link
I think there’s another Twitter user who is actually much more likely to blow up earth as a result
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 May 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link
Amazon has to ship to every military PO, right? Jeff decides to sneak an explosive in all the packages going to US bases worldwide
No way does the Trumpster have that pull
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Sunday, 27 May 2018 06:15 (five years ago) link
Anyone want to bet he’ll address the absolute flood of antisemites supporting him in the replies here?
Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 27, 2018
Or is he going to be crying about the unfair media covering stuff like this?http://www.thejournal.ie/tesla-autopilot-crash-4038417-May2018/
― gyac, Sunday, 27 May 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link
It don’t take long to get to a pro-Assad anti Semitic Pepe the frog and that was enough.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 27 May 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
Revolting.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 27 May 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link
lmao
Marx was a capitalist. He even wrote a book about it.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 15, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 16 June 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link
Came to post that, hehehe we live in a fictional narrative this world isn’t real
― Dan I., Saturday, 16 June 2018 01:11 (five years ago) link
I'm... pretty sure that has to be a joke. Even hating Elon Musk, I'm willing to extend credit that far.
― emil.y, Saturday, 16 June 2018 11:54 (five years ago) link
Yeah he’s trying “humour” and it’s coming out exactly as you’d expect
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Saturday, 16 June 2018 11:59 (five years ago) link
he was just researching humour
― Number None, Saturday, 16 June 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link
so yeah how many billions has Musk personally siphoned from public coffers?
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/19/technology/tesla-fire-musk-note/index.html
...the Tesla employee had confessed to "quite extensive and damaging sabotage to our operations." The email said the employee made changes to the computer code of the company's manufacturing operating system. The employee also exported large amounts of highly sensitive company data to unknown third parties.
― sleeve, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
wreckers, comrades!
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link
it reflects so badly on the impressive heads down type Stakhanovites who just love nothing less than making rich ppl much richer!
― calzino, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/06/elon-musk-lauds-new-temporary-assembly-tent-as-factory-2-0-awaits/"Not sure we actually need a building. This tent is pretty sweet."LOLOLOL
― calstars, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link
the fake saboteur is responsible for that tesla catching fire for sure
― mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link
also the final mix of realiti
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link
"Not sure we actually need an album version"
― scopin' VARs (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link
charges filed today, but only for stealing date, no sabotage
so basically some employee tried to leak documents about this guy's collapsing house of cards, is what I think
― sleeve, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link
braver than the troops
― Simon H., Wednesday, 20 June 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link
date = data
― sleeve, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link
nearly every article about this is picking up on it, but it's worth noting that any time any of Musk's ventures has had a setback he's immediately jumped to the "sabotage!" angle
in 2016 he was convinced someone was firing a laser at his rocket from a neighboring building
― mh, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-avaa9a_HU
― Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/27/elon-musk-farting-unicorn-mug-cartoon-tom-edwards
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 28 June 2018 07:11 (five years ago) link
Was actually someone else’s drawing of a unicorn on hidden Tesla sketch pad app & we gained no financial benefit. Have asked my team to use a diff example going forward. He can sue for money if he wants, but that’s kinda lame. If anything, this attention increased his mug sales.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 27, 2018
― gyac, Thursday, 28 June 2018 08:14 (five years ago) link
this guy sucks
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 08:16 (five years ago) link
"Elon Musk has shown up with his mini-submarine and left it at the site, but the rescue chief has said it’s not of any use" #ThailandCaveRescue https://t.co/mxvo3jkYNn— Claire Phipps (@Claire_Phipps) July 10, 2018
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link
major whitey saviour fail, lol!
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:05 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk in Gazza/Moaty scenario.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:15 (five years ago) link
except gazza with his chicken and chips and a fishing rod might actually have been more useful in this case
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link
I'm sure American ILXors are dying to contribute to this conversation.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link
huh? in what way is Gaza connected with Musky?
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link
moaty spent five days living in an underground sewage pipe iirc, gazza like musk turned up unbidden to offer his unsolicited assitance to the authorites who were trying to get him out
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:51 (five years ago) link
Indeed, tragic steroid-deranged wife beater and murderer or some schoolkids stupid enough to climb into a cave, I know where my sympathies lie.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:54 (five years ago) link
i was feigning ignorance there, for once!
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link
I thought you were impersonating an American ILXor, though the fact that you didn't start your sentence with, "Excuse me, sir...", threw me a bit.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link
in fairness to musk, maybe he'd just misunderstood what subbing players was all about
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:37 (five years ago) link
lol i came to this thread to report that i've now seen this identical joke emerge spontaneously/independently at least five times on twitter today -- well done everybody
― mark s, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
so many people praising him for his selflessness "even if it didn't work"
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link
ppl who defend musk in the comments are frickin wild man what a world
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link
"I went to the hospital where a child was having open heart surgery. I brought a bowie knife and a wrench and was asked to leave. But the important thing is...I was there."
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link
"I left the knife and wrench there should they ever need them!!"
― Simon H., Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link
yes i've seen that exchange half a dozen times too
"lol elon musk always a twat""SO WHAT DID YOU FUCKIN DO TO HELP ASSHOLE"
― mark s, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
not gonna link to hardtimes but I did chuckle at the parody headline "Elon Musk and Bono team up to invent world's first self-praising car"
― sleeve, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
did he also leave a sub captain or instructions?
― omar little, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
you know that a tesla submersible would be an utter fucking death trap too
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link