Elon Musk

A great judge of the press.

This analysis is excellent. Applies principles of https://t.co/pLVH45gvOM https://t.co/EfAEPmH454

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 26, 2018

Hey buddy. Don't do this. You're making a terrible mistake. https://t.co/SxqsYh8V1s

— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) May 26, 2018

Uh-oh, Elon Musk has caught a Twitter-specific mental disease. You've seen it before. Someone or some group on here has owned him so bad that he is re-aligning his whole life and worldview to prove them wrong. Happens all the time, but only Musk may blow up a planet as a result

— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) May 23, 2018

Non-trivial part of my timeline alternating between "Elon. Please. Stop Talking." and "only following @spacex now" performative outrage.

I think there’s another Twitter user who is actually much more likely to blow up earth as a result

Amazon has to ship to every military PO, right? Jeff decides to sneak an explosive in all the packages going to US bases worldwide

No way does the Trumpster have that pull

Anyone want to bet he’ll address the absolute flood of antisemites supporting him in the replies here?

Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 27, 2018

Or is he going to be crying about the unfair media covering stuff like this?
http://www.thejournal.ie/tesla-autopilot-crash-4038417-May2018/

It don’t take long to get to a pro-Assad anti Semitic Pepe the frog and that was enough.

Revolting.

lmao

Marx was a capitalist. He even wrote a book about it.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 15, 2018

Came to post that, hehehe we live in a fictional narrative this world isn’t real

I'm... pretty sure that has to be a joke. Even hating Elon Musk, I'm willing to extend credit that far.

Yeah he’s trying “humour” and it’s coming out exactly as you’d expect

he was just researching humour

so yeah how many billions has Musk personally siphoned from public coffers?

http://money.cnn.com/2018/06/19/technology/tesla-fire-musk-note/index.html

...the Tesla employee had confessed to "quite extensive and damaging sabotage to our operations." The email said the employee made changes to the computer code of the company's manufacturing operating system. The employee also exported large amounts of highly sensitive company data to unknown third parties.

wreckers, comrades!

it reflects so badly on the impressive heads down type Stakhanovites who just love nothing less than making rich ppl much richer!

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/06/elon-musk-lauds-new-temporary-assembly-tent-as-factory-2-0-awaits/

"Not sure we actually need a building. This tent is pretty sweet."

LOLOLOL

the fake saboteur is responsible for that tesla catching fire for sure

also the final mix of realiti

"Not sure we actually need an album version"

charges filed today, but only for stealing date, no sabotage

so basically some employee tried to leak documents about this guy's collapsing house of cards, is what I think

braver than the troops

date = data

nearly every article about this is picking up on it, but it's worth noting that any time any of Musk's ventures has had a setback he's immediately jumped to the "sabotage!" angle

in 2016 he was convinced someone was firing a laser at his rocket from a neighboring building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-avaa9a_HU

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/27/elon-musk-farting-unicorn-mug-cartoon-tom-edwards

Was actually someone else’s drawing of a unicorn on hidden Tesla sketch pad app & we gained no financial benefit. Have asked my team to use a diff example going forward. He can sue for money if he wants, but that’s kinda lame. If anything, this attention increased his mug sales.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 27, 2018

this guy sucks

"Elon Musk has shown up with his mini-submarine and left it at the site, but the rescue chief has said it’s not of any use" #ThailandCaveRescue https://t.co/mxvo3jkYNn

— Claire Phipps (@Claire_Phipps) July 10, 2018

major whitey saviour fail, lol!

Elon Musk in Gazza/Moaty scenario.

except gazza with his chicken and chips and a fishing rod might actually have been more useful in this case

I'm sure American ILXors are dying to contribute to this conversation.

huh? in what way is Gaza connected with Musky?

moaty spent five days living in an underground sewage pipe iirc, gazza like musk turned up unbidden to offer his unsolicited assitance to the authorites who were trying to get him out

Indeed, tragic steroid-deranged wife beater and murderer or some schoolkids stupid enough to climb into a cave, I know where my sympathies lie.

i was feigning ignorance there, for once!

I thought you were impersonating an American ILXor, though the fact that you didn't start your sentence with, "Excuse me, sir...", threw me a bit.

in fairness to musk, maybe he'd just misunderstood what subbing players was all about

lol i came to this thread to report that i've now seen this identical joke emerge spontaneously/independently at least five times on twitter today -- well done everybody

so many people praising him for his selflessness "even if it didn't work"

ppl who defend musk in the comments are frickin wild man what a world

"I went to the hospital where a child was having open heart surgery. I brought a bowie knife and a wrench and was asked to leave. But the important thing is...I was there."

"I left the knife and wrench there should they ever need them!!"

yes i've seen that exchange half a dozen times too

"lol elon musk always a twat"
"SO WHAT DID YOU FUCKIN DO TO HELP ASSHOLE"

not gonna link to hardtimes but I did chuckle at the parody headline "Elon Musk and Bono team up to invent world's first self-praising car"

did he also leave a sub captain or instructions?

you know that a tesla submersible would be an utter fucking death trap too

xp it's self-driving iirc (j/k)