'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Gareth Bale is the white Rooney

Karius will not be in the Premiership 2018-19

“Kariuser and Kariuser!” cried the Scouser (he had never quite remembered how to speak good English)

Karius away from this place

the hunt for the gareth "white" bale

cast a baleful aye on wage on debt

Karius away from this place

^my vote

Abramovich’s first post-London move is apparently to cancel all plans for a new Chelsea stadium.

Will be an interesting summer for them.

Pray 4 Chewlse

underneath the headlines thats as good a statement as id hope for from poch

obv not dismissing madrid but pretty clear on being happy staying at spurs

tbh that current real need a one or two year stint from an assassin veteran. better to be the man after the man that had to deal with the galactico titans

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/06/01/15/4CD0E15400000578-5795281-Mocked_up_onto_the_face_of_a_monarch_Dyche_s_new_sign_was_unveil-a-8_1527863333826.jpg

probably should have parked this on Real England.

the kind of real england i can get behind

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/06/01/15/4CD0E59F00000578-5795281-Dyche_was_the_talk_of_Burnley_at_the_opening_as_fans_wore_masks_-a-5_1527863333823.jpg

sneak preview of the next season of Twin Peaks.

No way are we bidding for Andre Silva on level terms with Wolves, but even the bollox agent flam linking us with him is quite exciting!

my wife has just seen a pic of the released filip lesniak and is now firmly poch out

fred comfirmed for man u tomorrow apparently
fellaini is in london speaking to arsenal

thought fellaini would be out of the country with the belgian squad, but lol arsenal anyway

also hearing lots about diogo dalot being signed from porto and darmian leaving, sounding like a great window already

I remember a time when anyone moving from Arsenal to United, or going in the other direction, would have been a massive story, a coup, or a betrayal, or all of them. Now they just shuttle mediocre players and up and down the M1 and no one gives a shit.

If this is true then lol at them for immediately signing the least Wengerish player that isn't Lee Cattermole.

that Benik Afobe news is a bit strange, this probably means Wolves have beaten off the new pretend-small-club on the block for Andre Silva!

Yaya offering to play for any of the top 6 for £1 a week

if the Afobe news is true I think this is a real misstep, we should either not have signed him or commit to holding on to him for now, the profit is so minuscule in comparison to the message this sends

i guess there's an element of FFP juggling maybe

I'm all for treating these pampered brats like cattle tbh, but I wouldn't put Afobe into that category - he seems much better than that.

he took the move back into the Champo, scored a few goals including a couple of real beauties, and there's no reason to think he won't improve in the Prem with us compared to Bournemouth. this is some next level ruthlessness if we shift him on straight away, there was no need to buy him in the first place

kdb still at it

https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0783224dd3a0768239537d85beb302f/tumblr_n7wz3uTeLn1ra39x6o6_r1_250.gif

dalot now confirmed at united, more young blood for jose to crush the spirit out of

otm. and this signing problably has already crushed fosu-mensah. two birds one stone!

Amazon says Premier League games 2019-22 "will be available on Amazon Prime Video in the UK at no extra cost to a Prime membership"

— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) June 7, 2018

as long as Prime membership doesn't go up by a thousand percent we're golden

as long as the illegal streams and Ace Stream links on Reddit Soccer Streams page keep flowing, as annoying and intermittent as they can be - basically go fuck yself Amazon!

bingo

refuse to subsidise bezos' giant desert clock

p sure that was dali

oh he said clock

Isn't the Amazon deal something like "all 10 games over one bank holiday weekend, plus one other mid-week batch"? So, 20 games total, many happening simultaneously.

Something like 70% of people don't bother to cancel their subscriptions though, so going big on one weekend is like printing money for them.

The online streaming service has won the rights to show every game from the first round of midweek fixtures in December and all 10 matches on Boxing Day as part of the three-year deal.

So really only two games a year. (Maybe 3 or 4 if the Boxing Day games are at different times and you want to spend all Boxing Day watching football)

Not like Amazon to be useless cunts

Fekir to Pool for €65m. That is a formidable front six

so basically fabinho/fekir/keita (sort of) with coutinho money? p dece business imo

whatever was told to poch a fortnight ago seems thus far to have been bullshit

word is you're in for Jack Grealish and it seems we're gonna have to let him go cheap just to stave off bankruptcy at this stage

in case you didnt know that would be a very good signing, he's gonna be a star for whoever lands him in the end

probably should've gone to the World Cup ahead of Alli tbh

quick straw poll in the pub last night: evrybody irl knows that Henderson is dogshit

I’ve never seen Grealish do anything notable in the 10+ times I’ve watched him play but I trust Windsor’s judgement. £40m seems a lot but West Ham apparently want £60m for Arnautovic so who knows?

Shaqiri has a cheapo release clause and would be a much more vfm option than paying ridiculous money for inconsistent Arnautovic, but I'm a bit surprised he's being linked with Liverpool.

Hey he'd solve their tricky attacker crisis.