Rolling Worst Music of 2018

lol @ that song/video

oh yeah that's def 2016, didn't even check since it showed in my recommended videos (what have I been doing on yt) and just assumed it was new

the song is perhaps not that horrible, just sounds like a very contrived Uffie pastiche, and it def sounds like they did not put in much effort (maybe they should have just asked someone for help with the lyrics/structure, I mean it sounds like something you come up with after getting high or on a night on the town, but then you take that "idea" and work with it) anyway sry for the 2016 derail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zokn4WDPcHE

Watching this awful video definitely enhances the experience of listening to this awful song.

I think we have a winner ;_;

so tasteless, a fair bit worse than that horrible Albatros single even

oh....my god. that video

Hahaha, OMG

It makes "Smoke Weed, Eat Pussy Everyday" look like a pop masterpiece in comparison!

It's a novelty song, what did you expect? There are far worse offenders.

Well I hope they keep being posted here!

This would've easily won the last Eurovision

There's worst as in hilariously bad, like this, then there's worst as in indicative of everything that's wrong with the world, like the lil dicky song.

this song is bad but it also rules, in the way all halloween songs do

I can't believe I used to like this band. Then again, Suffer turns 30 this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hES9IBTPbcw

lmao that it accidentally evokes that "we love our cops" song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiAuAJBZuGs

How old do you have to be before dressing and acting like a 16 year old becomes an embarrassment? 28 is definitely pushing it.

The question i have is this was make on a real supermarket ? 😂with she walking on the fridges 2:55 and all the random people buying stuff

There's a fine line, really? I was trying to figure out who Tessa Violet reminded me of, and then when they showed a close-up of her face and I saw the circles-under-her-eyes, I realized I was thinking of Khaela Maricich/The Blow, circa 2006

I like when women who are closer to 30 (or 40) sing about teenage-y shit like crushes, idk, it flies in the face of what is supposed to be expected of women-in-the-public-eye and I liked it when Liz Phair did it and I like it when The Blow did it and I like this Tessa Violet song too (tho not as much as the former artists)

Honestly the five songs off the new Drake album that I heard last night were worse than anything in this thread

Even that Albatraoz stuff has its charm for me, it makes me feel like I'm in a car full of Serbians

Drake is truly one of the pinnacles of eat-what-you're-given normie horseshit that passes for culture atm

Sheeran being possible nadir, sure, but one among several

post malone and chainsmokers are the twinned nadir

Yeah I was thinking of them too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY8t1d84Z3E

post chainsmokers era is upon us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gblXgFi-DGI

yeesh

what the fuck is this shit

https://youtu.be/qzFXcUKOsYo

a song from 2014, apparently

Surprised this hasn't been posted here yet. Too obvious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

Ha, I was wondering if anything Toto or Weezer related had popped up in this thread yet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYnI--eSbnc

omg

jesus

Stay away from today’s kids, Paul!

this is amazing because of the sheer number of axes it is bad on

at least this is making me feel a bit better abt the new 1975 song in comparison

I forwarded it to a (Paul-loving) friend; he commented that the beat/chord progression reminds him of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMXuuYnoRdI

time to rerun the solo beatles poll

i think we can just put this at no. 1 and bump everything down one notch

yeah this is horrible

disappointment plays a part

It's a definite 'how do you do fellow kids' moment but not THAT bad as a tune. Like, I think it'd be a sweet little ditty if not for the awful title/conclusion of the chorus.

It's like Galway Girl but worse

great day for George people

george was a big fan of Brute Force's "King of Fuh" and got it issued on the Apple label. i haven't heard this new song because my life is hard enough without my going out of my way to torture myself but i'm going to postulate that paul's new song can't be _that_ much worse.

is there a worst merch thread

Let it be known that my most embarrassing son, big boy sex-haver Zayn Malik, has the WORST fucking piece of merch I've ever seen for sale on his website pic.twitter.com/STEBeQqFp1

— Whitney Reynolds (@whitneyarner) August 16, 2018

finally figured out what the Macca song reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=len+steal+my+sunshine

+ Ryan Tedder

I don't know who "grandson" is but jesus he's like a compendium of irritating 00s vocal tics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sld6Iik_yhc&feature=youtu.be

lol why does he move around the stage like that

so bad

this song suck a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBTC7C2y11M