why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

just a bit of sex-focused slam poetry in class nbd

You’d be amazed by how many of my pupils sass me with rhymes. (None, of course - that we be great, I think, for English)

do u wanna see my *location*

http://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18920451_10209488726710487_4603919766396653760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeFR4-ohUVh8ZAbJ8hSyHWg10nC7CuYmMt2IPY9GLDmnXl-WD4wXl6NzmK3ko4AkqMu5HxrAvb-jSfNYwH6Q21S3u5Ha_NbhKdQCuOTPiYN3CQ&oh=ba57a48542f41745d539fbd0a685f551&oe=5BAA6318

love hurts

sex slam poetry even better if you hear it with the coffee shop jazz trio from So I Married An Axe Murderer

http://img2-ak.lst.fm/i/u/arO/4d8a30ee400645ba84684c0c49b4d2f4
"A boy sticks his *location*
into a girl's *destination*"

*faints*

https://scontent.fhhr1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/34559185_10156333158990119_3717943164246425600_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=b13fb2719f34679ca3d6adb54a946fca&oe=5BABE84D

I’ve got this infant in a bucket and I’m underwhelmed

why are you giving me this comma i didn't ask for

It's a really cute picture. And everyone knows, as with dogs, that cuteness is the end.

have to admit the idea expressed seems otm

pruny children are the happiest bcz they are rich

is my takeaway

the pruny shall inherit the earth

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35114111_2161640853908633_7105532012613599232_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=e899c829d4faf01cbd03424ea0919ec0&oe=5BC17725

Also from the same person's wall:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31150378_103347103863507_3747502696840560640_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=fbcf862e8080aec8d7d294e5c7758a2a&oe=5BAD0909
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32559378_126642598200624_175683567068643328_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d743dcb430829b47338e641958c9b2c9&oe=5BADBB85

They must be really out there

bless

sounds like that guy wants to say some real fucked up shit!!

I'm well mad me

Reminds me of Jez's Big Brother Audition from the Peep Show extras...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vqobn

Maybe this is more for the unpopular opinions thread but there has got to be a better way to have a conversation about depression, anxiety, stress &c than through twee childish drawings

I have a lot of thoughts about that and related issues that don't belong on the depression thread

tbf the meme language of cancer is fucking terrible too

erg, yes: the brave fighting fighter who fights has fought and defeated cancer.

So people who just up'n'die from cancer must not have fought hard enough. Because they were not brave. Brave like Fighter McFighterson over here, who was brave and fought.

This one has been popping up for years and makes me want to kick the poster in the face every time I see it

https://i.redditmedia.com/eZAvQ-claI1n1WcdFwUxAsMe__4WjqGTCllFHM03Yx0.jpg?w=320&s=0dde02acbddd1f8e73225677bc66c614

like seriously, fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4NRTks2M50

Also: cancer research is by far the most well-funded and socially/governmentally approved cause there is. Including and especially breast cancer. Cancer-related advocacy is all well and good, but advocates should not pretend it's a neglected stepchild.

Indeed, lots of other non-beribboned diseases could benefit from some of that $5B in NIH largesse, saving a lot more lives and improving quality of life for millions. But that's impolite to point out, because grandma. Or something.

a friend of mine criticized a bodyshaming Cancer Research campaign a few months back and got a week of really nasty misogynist abuse from the caring souls who care about cancer

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35077602_816810068509561_8328210580745748480_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=6502530adc62453ffc7dd96c9d8c80af&oe=5BB66F96

OMG epic pwn!

hang on.. wait.. WHAT?

XPs
atom talk is almost the smallest talk there is

someday i hope to split the atom, then talk at that level

I hate small talk
I wanna talk about atoms

that would be a great funny beginning to a song, but then it just keeps going.

that's generally how most artist things on facebook start, i think

the whole obama is a secret marxist muslim thing from a few years back? at some point that was paired with a G Em7 Cadd9 D progression, it was just lovely

How do these people start conversations? You don't just launch right into the meaning of life during an elevator ride (unless something goes horribly wrong with the elevator itself).

i read those things as excuses for social ineptitude rather than descriptions of how they actually behave

Performative wackiness is super conventional. Whenever someone uses a bumpersticker or refrigerator magnet or social media meme to say "look at me, I'm so DIFFERENT and WEIRD," I suspect they are way more boring than people who think they're boring.

Relevant xkcd: "I'm So Random" https://xkcd.com/1210/

even the cartoon hat makes me loathe him

it's Heisenberg

being boring is good

xp i assumed that and that didn't diminish the loathing

xkcd has a one good comic every decade average and the rest of them make me want to stop living

> being boring is good

It is one of my favorite Pet Shop Boys songs

xkcd is waste Ivor cutler is good

The Heisenberg thing possibly makes it worse!